Osama Bin Bacon has reportedly fallen to the might that is the IHOB's pan-seared greazy power. In a remote area of the grocery store, Bin Bacon was found to be hiding in plain sight for over several months. FBBI (Federal Bureau of Bacon Investigations) moved in on Thursday to apprehend the alleged nefarious piece of pork.
Within the hideout of Bin Bacon, magazines of Vegetarian Delight were confiscated, as well as containers of salad and non-fat butter sticks. All are purportedly illegally imported substitutes of the underworld Health Organization. Details of these illegal interactions are still being investigated.
Bin Bacon will likely be brought to trial by the International Bacon Lovers Alliance.
Upon resistance, Bin Bacon put up one heck-of-a-fight which lead to knifing and forking. News of the event is still underway, but be sure to ready your forks folks! That bacon is bound to be deliciously evil pirate
Within the hideout of Bin Bacon, magazines of Vegetarian Delight were confiscated, as well as containers of salad and non-fat butter sticks. All are purportedly illegally imported substitutes of the underworld Health Organization. Details of these illegal interactions are still being investigated.
Bin Bacon will likely be brought to trial by the International Bacon Lovers Alliance.
Upon resistance, Bin Bacon put up one heck-of-a-fight which lead to knifing and forking. News of the event is still underway, but be sure to ready your forks folks! That bacon is bound to be deliciously evil pirate
