"God! I told you to be here an hour ago! What do you mean tending to a prayer? Yeah, you have millions of those, can't you put it on hold like the other ones until armeggedon where you blow everything up and say screw it?....oh you know it is totally like that! don't lie!!! You know armageddon is just your anger switch. I told you holding in all that rage isn't good, you will rage quit sooner or later. Well as long as you get here in twenty minutes, I have things to do and you are holding me up, bossman." And with that the phone call with God was over and this man had places to go and things to set up.
"Students will be flooding in and we don't even have any equipment, staff, or landscape touches!!! Man where is God when you need him! He is going to make me turn to Satan if he doesn't get here soon. Atleast he has puncuality yet he is so bad a performance...man its like picking my own poison...." The ranting man did some weighing-on-a-scale motions and just decided to leave it as it is and call his brother later....who is Satan.
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