A have a list of some corny jokes I like for all to enjoy. Feel free to add your own that you wrote or enjoy, and no I didn't write any of these, I just enjoy them.
Do you even enjoy corny jokes?
RIDDLES
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a game?
Because all the fans have left
Why did the giraffe cross the road?
Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida
What do you do with a blue monster?
Cheer it up
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch a cold
Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?
He wanted to see how long he slept
Why is a baker so mean?
Because he beats the bread
What is a fish's favorite country?
Finland
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Jerky
What gets wet while it dries?
A towel
Why was the tomato blusshing?
It saw the salad dressing
Why did the elephant eat the 100 watt bulb?
He wanted a light lunch
JOKES
The fattest knight at King Arthur's court was Sir Cumference.
She was only a whiskey ,maker, but he loved her still.
No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationary.
A dog gave birth to pupies near the road and was cited for littering.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A hole had been found in the nudist camp wall,. The police are looking into it.
Two hats were hanging on a rack, one said to the other "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger, then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn of a drug rehab center said: 'Keep of the Grass.'
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other asks, "are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
Do you even enjoy corny jokes?
RIDDLES
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a game?
Because all the fans have left
Why did the giraffe cross the road?
Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida
What do you do with a blue monster?
Cheer it up
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch a cold
Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?
He wanted to see how long he slept
Why is a baker so mean?
Because he beats the bread
What is a fish's favorite country?
Finland
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Jerky
What gets wet while it dries?
A towel
Why was the tomato blusshing?
It saw the salad dressing
Why did the elephant eat the 100 watt bulb?
He wanted a light lunch
JOKES
The fattest knight at King Arthur's court was Sir Cumference.
She was only a whiskey ,maker, but he loved her still.
No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationary.
A dog gave birth to pupies near the road and was cited for littering.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A hole had been found in the nudist camp wall,. The police are looking into it.
Two hats were hanging on a rack, one said to the other "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger, then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn of a drug rehab center said: 'Keep of the Grass.'
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other asks, "are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
