TheNewCrayolaCrayon
I had a long facebook conversation with a crazy person who gets angry whenever he sees a squirrel and tries to run them over. I've rehabilitated him so that he doesn't have as strong a pathological hatred for them by citing their ecological contributions
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He also said that one time he threw an apple at a squirrel and the squirrel just started eating it in front of him.
I can't tell if he's joking or not
crying EVER. HE'S EITHER A COMPULSIVE LIAR OR HIS SENSE OF HUMOR RELIES ON TALL TALES.
HE STILL HAS SQUIRREL ISSUES.
THERE ARE NO SQUIRRELS WHERE I AM.
ONLY GIANT CROWS WHO USE THE SIDEWALKS LIKE WE DO.
GIANT.This is hardly a comparison, but my dog acts
THE EXACT SAME towards chipmunks. i don't know what is up with her when they appear... it's as though the very sight of them makes her angry. I am not talking normal 'omgomgomg there's a chipmunk! i should chase it!!!' angry either. There is a physical revolt and she looks like she chould take on Chuck Norris and win. I've tried to keep her calm in the past, but it hasn't helped. I've even asked her friends if they notice it too... but they never tell me what I want to hear.
It didn't really bother me until i found her with a shotgun in her house that looked like it had seen some recent use... the trigger even had scratches IDENTICAL to hers.
Guns don't kill chipmunks. Dogs kill chipmunks.
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