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 Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:35 am
What makes you laugh? rofl
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:44 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:51 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:08 am
Robin Hood: Men in Tights xd
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:17 pm
i think white chicks is funny....
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antmbrianson Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:39 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:04 am
Ooohhh! "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" xd
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:31 am
Mocchidolla Ooohhh! "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" xd
Ace Ventura: [begging] Please don't kill me. I'll never tell anyone. Kill him, he's the one you want.
Dan Marino: No, no kill him.
Ace Ventura: No kill him. He held the ball wrong, remember? Come on, look at the guy.
[Lt. Einhorne shoots into the air]
Dan Marino: Whimp.
Ace Ventura: Jock.
Dan Marino: Cry-baby.
Ace Ventura: Muscle-head.
Lois Einhorn: SHUT UPNow I want to watch this movie rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:33 am
Ace Ventura: This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?
[mimics southern evangelist minister]
Ace Ventura: I have exorcised the demons... this house is clear.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:36 am
Ace Ventura: [has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog's fur overlapping Finkle's hair in a photo] What the... That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!
[Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place]
Ace Ventura: Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!
[Ace heads to the bathroom to throw up]
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:38 am
[Ace is standing in front of Lois who's in her underwear]
Ace Ventura: My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen!
[turns Lois around to reveal a bulge in her nether regions]
Ace Ventura: *That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!
[all the men in the vicinity start throwing up because Einhorn has kissed them
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:47 am
Speaking Jim Carrey, did anyone see Fun with d**k and Jane?
Kostmart Training Leader: I'll sell you my pee for four-hundred dollars. Been off the pipe for two years.
[snaps]
Kostmart Training Leader: Thank you Jesus!
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:12 am
From the Cableguy:
Chip Douglas: Wow, the old McNair place. Never thought they'd get the floors clean after what happened.
Steven Kovacs: Why? What happened?
Chip Douglas: They had a lot of cats.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:39 am
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