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 Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:32 pm
A special friend of mine is here today and she seems to be in a bad mood because all day everyone has been picking at her and pulling nasty, mean pranks.
It is your job to make her laugh and smile
Please make April happy by telling her jokes
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Requirements:
1. Post in this thread and tell a joke
2. Only 1 joke per person
This will end on the April 20th
Once April Fool's Day is over me, the crew and VCs will choose the top 10 jokes
Then we'll post them up in a poll
and we will let the members vote for a week
the top 5 jokers will win a prize
Prize is 10k + Paul the Octopus
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:50 am
OPEN!!~~
[Im taking in charge to this contest sweatdrop , cause blushing was not on the crew anymore]
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:51 am
x aisaka x OPEN!!~~
[Im taking in charge to this contest sweatdrop , cause blushing was not on the crew anymore] Good luck you guys. smile
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:54 am
Blushing Cupcake x aisaka x OPEN!!~~
[Im taking in charge to this contest sweatdrop , cause blushing was not on the crew anymore] Good luck you guys. smile
You gonna still join some contests right? c:
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:10 am
x aisaka x Blushing Cupcake x aisaka x OPEN!!~~
[Im taking in charge to this contest sweatdrop , cause blushing was not on the crew anymore] Good luck you guys. smile
You gonna still join some contests right? c:Not sure. :3
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:01 am
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the
Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid
hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car
and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled
over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of
the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side
of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the
man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny
and killed it. What should I do?"
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She
went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to
the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can
onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up
the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and
hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned
around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,
hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name
is in your spray can?" The woman turned the can around so that the man
could read the label. It said:
"Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:11 pm
aha. i get it XD hair. rabbit .hahahhhaha alitle long so it intimidated me XD but a nice pun at the end!
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:41 pm
feefee-chan aha. i get it XD hair. rabbit .hahahhhaha alitle long so it intimidated me XD but a nice pun at the end! lolz, its a corny joke >< But I didn't wanna post anything that could be seen as offensive.. and.. when I personally came across that one, I seriously laffed for about 30mins straight redface
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:35 pm
xXx LoLLiiPoP xXx feefee-chan aha. i get it XD hair. rabbit .hahahhhaha alitle long so it intimidated me XD but a nice pun at the end! lolz, its a corny joke >< But I didn't wanna post anything that could be seen as offensive.. and.. when I personally came across that one, I seriously laffed for about 30mins straight redface hahahhaahhaahaha aww XD no its pretty funny~ XD HAHA seems like ur guna win this fo sho! HAH
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:38 pm
feefee-chan xXx LoLLiiPoP xXx feefee-chan aha. i get it XD hair. rabbit .hahahhhaha alitle long so it intimidated me XD but a nice pun at the end! lolz, its a corny joke >< But I didn't wanna post anything that could be seen as offensive.. and.. when I personally came across that one, I seriously laffed for about 30mins straight redface hahahhaahhaahaha aww XD no its pretty funny~ XD HAHA seems like ur guna win this fo sho! HAH would love to see more ppl enter.. I don't really like winning things by default... always makes me feel like I've cheated somehow :/
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:27 pm
xXx LoLLiiPoP xXx feefee-chan xXx LoLLiiPoP xXx feefee-chan aha. i get it XD hair. rabbit .hahahhhaha alitle long so it intimidated me XD but a nice pun at the end! lolz, its a corny joke >< But I didn't wanna post anything that could be seen as offensive.. and.. when I personally came across that one, I seriously laffed for about 30mins straight redface hahahhaahhaahaha aww XD no its pretty funny~ XD HAHA seems like ur guna win this fo sho! HAH would love to see more ppl enter.. I don't really like winning things by default... always makes me feel like I've cheated somehow :/ i hear ya. unfortunately im not very funny. on accasion, when the timing is right, a witty remark comes out. and its the funiest thing ever. but yea i think everyone is occupied with this insane easter event D< these stupid albinos! i sware! their the rarest of the rares!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:28 pm
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:26 am
feefee-chan i hear ya. unfortunately im not very funny. on accasion, when the timing is right, a witty remark comes out. and its the funiest thing ever. but yea i think everyone is occupied with this insane easter event D< these stupid albinos! i sware! their the rarest of the rares!!! ooo! Someone else entered a joke! Yay! I'm sure you could find a good joke to enter(that is, if you want to ;p ), I didn't write the 1 I entered o.O They are rare stare and the flash space is annoyingly laggy, even if you're in your own room with noone but yourself.. I got the 1 pair of slippers.. deidrich skins or whatever they're called.. I'd like to try for the rest of it, but tbh this week has been rather hectic, so I'm feeling too lazy to do much of anything... aside from randomly yelling at the beggars in the anon subforum mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:47 am
xXx LoLLiiPoP xXx feefee-chan i hear ya. unfortunately im not very funny. on accasion, when the timing is right, a witty remark comes out. and its the funiest thing ever. but yea i think everyone is occupied with this insane easter event D< these stupid albinos! i sware! their the rarest of the rares!!! ooo! Someone else entered a joke! Yay! I'm sure you could find a good joke to enter(that is, if you want to ;p ), I didn't write the 1 I entered o.O They are rare stare and the flash space is annoyingly laggy, even if you're in your own room with noone but yourself.. I got the 1 pair of slippers.. deidrich skins or whatever they're called.. I'd like to try for the rest of it, but tbh this week has been rather hectic, so I'm feeling too lazy to do much of anything... aside from randomly yelling at the beggars in the anon subforum mrgreen haha :3 ive got just about all the items, im missing 2. the only 1 i dont want are the pink slippers. hmm lets see....a joke...pretty much any joke rly would b good? XD cus only 2 ppl entered
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:42 am
feefee-chan haha :3 ive got just about all the items, im missing 2. the only 1 i dont want are the pink slippers. hmm lets see....a joke...pretty much any joke rly would b good? XD cus only 2 ppl entered nice! You've spent some time collecting xD I might work more on it today, but I can never seem to find the rainbow ones sad And yes, any joke would be great!
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