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((Artemis Entered from Paris))
Artemis was doing her Favorite pastime play in a random park in a random city. She walked up to Nat as a cat and said "How you doin' gorgeous?" And waited for his reaction.

(My point exactly Captain Chaos. Allow me to rephrase that: overpowered characters are near impossible to have fun RPing with unless you have a character of that strength. My point being, please don't bring Lucien here. I am sorry if that offends you but I made the thread so I wouldn't have to Rp with characters like that.)

Nat would turn his head to the cat. Wait,... what? "Somebody must've spiked the coffee." he figured, turning away. Honestly he wasn't that surprised. There were a couple of pranksters there. Most of the time he joined right in on laughing but being drunk might cause some problems. He shook his head. Turning his gaze back at the cat, he saw she was still there. What the heck?

"Adorable figment of my imagination, leave before people think I'm crazy for talking to nothing." he said, figuring he'd have to go straight home. Then he'd have a hangover in the morning. If his boss gave a speech the next day, he'd be doomed.

Nat removed her hand from his leg and proceeded to poke one of her horns once. "Now I KNOW I'm drunk." he said. What was curious is that he didn't even have an aura of a demigod, much less an actual god. He seemed completely mortal. And saw the horns. Pffft, he must be going crazy or something.

((Don't forget, Artemis swore to be a virgin to Zues, making her a maiden goddess. No boyfriends, crushes, or anything. You know, unless you want to change a one thousand year old story which dictates how she acts.))

Crossing his arms, Nat responded "Obviously. A cat walks up to me, turns into a woman with horns, and tries flirting with me. Chances are I've had a dream like that when I was fifteen." Nat would ignore the slap for now. He had probably hit his head on something but didn't know it, since this figment of his imagination was in the way. Oh his coworkers would here about this! Chances are he would've done something like this but he'd rant nonetheless.

((Enter from New York))

Lucien had come out of the pizzaria on the other side of town, and he sat on a bench outside the resteraunt. Oh wow, that WAS good! He stared at the other box he had with him, but dared not dive into it... yet... He suddenly detected a god in the area. Time to lay low... That means no chaos...yet... He lowered his aura significantly, changed his eye color from their usual golden orange to blue, and began his walk to the convenience store. He did not wear his usual apparel, as he did not think about it. Instead, he had taken the appearance of a business man, though he had kept his hair.

(( You do know she is not really trying to sleep with him Right?)

Artemis got off his lap slapped his face and went to get some pizza. But before she walked away she turned to him and said "You couldn't have me even if you did want me." she turned and walked away.