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 Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:49 am
The time of the zombies is nigh! We need only prepare and wait! But do you have the right back up?  My bosom buddy Alnette showed me this a few days ago. It was so amusing that I felt the need to share it. What is your team? Do you have a good team? Are you screwed? I ended up with... Dexter Morgan Mitt Romney Batman
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:06 am
-Batman.
-Dr. House.
-STEPHEN COLBERT!!
Good team.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:10 am
Visher Leonidas Wulfgar -Batman. -Dr. House. -STEPHEN COLBERT!! Good team. That's actually a pretty epic team.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:22 am
Batman would probably do most of the combat though. But yeah. Better than my team in overall composition.
Kenny Powers (I have no clue who this is)
Kim Kardashian (All I know is she's some idiot reality TV star or something to that effect)
Sephiroth. (******** yeah. He could end the zombie apocalypse all on his own.)
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:36 am
Thank Odin for the Brown shirt, eh?
I have a War Mace, I'd fight with B-man.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:49 am
Imagine the poor b*****d that gets Nancy Botwin, Snooki, and Peter Griffin.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:49 am
All I got is a wooden katana. I'll boken those zombies to death while Sephiroth tears them all to shreds. Also, I would so use Kim and Kenny as meat shields and sacrifices if need be.
My biggest concern is Sephiroth going off the deep end and deciding to destroy the world.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:15 am
-Ari Gold
-Iron Man
-Chuck Norris.
.........s**t man, I think I might survive.
Wearing my red "Kitty uses Annoy" shirt (Shirt.woot.com), and was born August 19th.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:45 pm
Well, s**t. Grim... You whupped my teams a**.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:02 pm
Interestingly enough despite the overall suckage of my team, I think I win in terms of raw power thanks to Seph.
Assuming this is actual Chuck Norris and not Chuck Norris Facts, Chuck Norris.
But Iron Man probably beats Batman in terms of Zombie apocalypse a** kicking.
Simply, because its extremely unlikely the zombies will ever manage to pierce Ironman's armor. So he could just wade on in and punch the hell out of them to conserve power and ammunition.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:09 pm
Brian_The_Elementalist Interestingly enough despite the overall suckage of my team, I think I win in terms of raw power thanks to Seph.
Assuming this is actual Chuck Norris and not Chuck Norris Facts, Chuck Norris.
But Iron Man probably beats Batman in terms of Zombie apocalypse a** kicking.
Simply, because its extremely unlikely the zombies will ever manage to pierce Ironman's armor. So he could just wade on in and punch the hell out of them to conserve power and ammunition. Iron man took on Thor, I bet he could give dear old Sephy a run for his money. Actually, Sephy's like Captain America except able to use magic, and no shield. I'm pretty sure Iron Man has even odds against him. and I'm hoping I have Chuck Norris, the Legend, if not, I'm going to see if I can trade him in for Abe Lincoln.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:54 pm
Pssssh. Iron Man is awesome and all but Sephiroth could probably cut him in half in a single slash.
I would argue more about how much tougher Sephiroth is but given the fact that he's an RPG character its a bit harder to translate to actual combat abilities.
Also, I've never managed to make it to the 2nd disc of FF7 so yeah...
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:53 pm
Really? Go replay it now!
Go fight the Weapons, and get your a** kicked.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:04 pm
Brian_The_Elementalist Pssssh. Iron Man is awesome and all but Sephiroth could probably cut him in half in a single slash.
I would argue more about how much tougher Sephiroth is but given the fact that he's an RPG character its a bit harder to translate to actual combat abilities.
Also, I've never managed to make it to the 2nd disc of FF7 so yeah... That's assuming he could catch Iron Man. and yeah, that's also a big part. Sephiroth can kill all zombies! But he has to wait for them all to take their turn/for a bar to fill.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:55 pm
Nope.
All he does is cast Life All.
Bam he wins.
And either the zombies all turn back into humans or they all just die again.
=P
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