*Theatre of Creeps by Circle Of Tyrants blares in the arena*
Circle Of Tyrants,
Circle Of Tyrants,
Attack you like the "Dawn Of The Dead".
Killa-mo walks down to the ring with a clipboard in his hand. he is dressed for battle tonight as he does have a match on the card.
I send you all to Satan, send you to the Devil decapitated,
Splattered, degraded, rather amazing manners of hatred manifestation,
The cannibal data-related to random standards of ********' faggots stabbed in they faces,
Buckets of acid, hitchike with truckers in traffic,
I'm stuck on a path where the outcome is nothing but tragic,
My outer appearance is nothing but average,
Inside of my brain structure, the primary function is madness,
Torture these chambers, puttin' blow torches to faces,
Corpses in my basement, torsos are my favorite,
Autopsy's invigerating, killing you is refreshing and liberating,
Playing with the dead is extensively tittelating,
Humans are extremely expensive but really tasty,
Sell you on the black market in pieces to anybody who pays me,
Limited quantity, culinary sodomy,
Unique cuisine, delicacy, the ultimate in quality.
Killa-mo slides under the ring ropes and grabs the mic
Killa-mo: WHAT'S GOING ON BOSTON!?
The crowd roars over the cheap pop.
Killa-mo: Now there's gonna be a few changes in tonight's show. First off Kid Omega is not here tonight. A family emergency took place over the week. He's not gonna be here. No he's not ******** you guys over. In X2W family comes first over anything. If you wanna wrestle over seeing a dying family member one last time. We're gonna make you see your family. Nothing is worth more than spending time with family. That's why we tape our shows Once a month and have a PPV every 2 months. X2W is a family. And everyone's family is apart of our family!
The crowd gives a round of cheers and claps
Killa-mo: Now.. To the other issue at hand. I was over on the website last night sitting at the motel room. I saw the shoot Ultimo Herroe did. I watched and I laughed my balls off. If we're so full of ourselves and all egosistical, than why the hell did I tell Kid Omega on the phone to tend to his family matters instead of taking part in a ******** title match huh? We're not abunch of heartless scumbags like most wrestling promoters. WE'RE THE ONLY PROMOTION IN THIS BUSINESS THAT HAS ******** MEDICAL INSURANCE THAT I PAY OUTTA MY GOD DAMN POCKET BECAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT ******** THING TO DO! DON'T EVER PUT WORDS IN OUR MOUTHS! SO TAKE THIS IN MIND. YOU WATCH MY MATCH WITH CURRIN TONIGHT CUZ IF I EVER SEE YOU SAY THAT CRAP AGAIN? YOU'LL BE DEALING WITH ME PERSONALLY!
The crowd cheers on more and gives out an X2DUB Chant
Killa-mo: Now back to matters at hand. Jake Aries you don't got a night off tonight. We do got an opponent lined up. We're just not telling you. or anybody else who it is. Not even the dirt sheets know who it is. So you will still be defending your title tonight.
The crowd cheers and claps
Killa-mo: NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE PAY PER VIEWS... 150 ******** KNOTS AND SHOW YOU HOW EXTREME X2W CAN GET! GET A REFEREE IN HERE FOR THE PURE TITLE MATCH! EVERY MATCH ON THIS CARD IS AN EXTREME HARDCORE DEATHMATCH! THIS CARD AIN'T COMPLETE UNLESS SOMEBODY ******** BLEEDS TONIGHT! THAT'S THE STATMENT. LET'S THIS ******** STARTED... NOW!
Killa-mo leaves the mic in the middle of the ring and rolls out of the ring back to the backstage area.
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