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UnDeadReaper95 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:49 pm
And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail
In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how people have these little habits
That get you down like Ernie
Ernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and there's Ernie
Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin'
So, I said to him, I said
"Ernie, you pop that gum one more time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots into his head
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago
And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
Then I found out, single, my a**
Not only was he married, well, he had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know
So that night, when he came home
I fixed him his drink as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then he used it and he abused it
It was a murder but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
Carvin' up the chicken for dinner
And in storms my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage
"You been screwin' the milkman"
He says and he kept sayin'
"You been screwin the milkman"
Then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires
Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet
De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok
Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem
Probaltam a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it?
Uh uh, not guilty
My sister, Veronica and I had this double act
And my husband, Charlie traveled around with us
With the last number in our act
We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our world
One two three four five, splits, spread eagles
Flip flops, back flips, one right after the other
Well, this one night we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this hotel room
Boozin' and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice
So I went out to get some
I come back, open the door
There's Veronica and Charlie
Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out
I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead
They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it, inspite if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter
But he was always trying to find himself
He go out every night looking for himself
And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it comin'
They had it comin' all along
'Cause if they used us and they abused us
How could they tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
You pop that gum one more time
Single my a**
Ten times
Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe
Number seventeen, the spread eagle
Artistic differences
I betcha you would have done the same
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:15 pm
"You know it all seems like some big movie type thing now, Like I was watching my life being thrown away by someone else! You see I didn't do it!"
A barrel of laugh started up from the table.
"Kid, you'll learn real quick that no one here did what they are in here for, ain't that right?"
The table started up with a roar of excuses and tall-tales that all seemed to drown each other out.
"Shush up now, everyone! I want to hear this, so kid like I said before, What you in for?"
"Murder in the first degree."
The table got extremely quiet as they all looked upon the small spiky blonde boy.
"Murder? A little thing like you?" One of the other guys from the table popped up with
"Just a few,"
The black haired man with the eye-patch stood up with a bit of pride. "Son, Welcome to Cell Block D, you'll fit in here just fine," He said with a laugh as he placed a hand on the blonde kid's shoulder.
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"Keep up," A guard shouted to the small blond, who about tripped because of the chains on his feet. The blonde only nodded before attempting to pick up his feet more. The kid was barely nineteen and serving a ten year sentence in a maximum state prison. Needless to say, his life didn't seem to be going in the right direction. He looked innocent enough though to get off from a full sentence. For what he was charged with, he really could have gotten life easily...
"uhm-" The blonde startled after running into the guy in front of him. They had stopped in front of a cell abruptly it seemed. "Roxas K. Haynes. Take a good look at your new cell, you are going to be living in it for a good, long time." The guard said with a sort of evil tone as he unlocked Roxas's shackles and pushed him into the cell before starting to undo the shackles for the guy that was in front of Roxas. It was then that Roxas realized the cell had bunk-beds and that the person he ran into was to be his cell mate. "Enjoy your cellmate, maggot." The man spit pushing the other into the cell with Roxas. There was a loud buzz before the cell slammed shut. Roxas could have wrote papers just on the fear he felt that moment. For the first time in all of this, it finally hit him that he was trapped.... not just trapped, caged. Not just caged either, boxed in with another person...
Roxas wasn't stupid, he was actually quite smart. If he hadn't started to lead a life of crime and petty theft, he could have place top of just about any college class. Roxas knew what happened in prisons to cute little blondes with big blue eyes. Roxas was probably going to be nicknamed sugar or open-nights, and face more than his fair share of sexual abuse. Most of which was probably going to be coming from his cell-mate.... Chills inched their way down his back as he slowly turned back to look at the other. While they were chained up and in line, he was pretty much zoned out, so he didn't even really know what the guy looked like....
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UnDeadReaper95 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:36 pm
The tall, dreadlocked man stared him down with a hard glare, studying the little blond almost a full two feet shorter than him. He looked him up and down a good few times before his face softened only the slightest. He held out his hand and ruffled his hair. "Name's Xaldin," he said in a thick English accent. "Let me guess. Murder, and you didn't do it?" he sneered at him with a smirk. "How cute."
"Who's the new kid?" called a raspy voice from the cell beside them. "He cute? If so, try not to get too handsy. I've seen the terror on the looks of the others you got ahold of." The voice steadily got clearer as it spoke, then a laugh erupted and echoed. "Careful in there, kid. He's an animal."
Xaldin growled a bit but had a smirk on his face still. "Don't listen to Axel. You'll learn just how I am soon enough," he said down to Roxas with a gleam in his eyes.
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 8:40 pm
Roxas stopped breathing seeing the other man. Roxas could normally handle himself, but the man was about twice his size and looked like he could literally snap Roxas clean in half. Roxas took the man's hand still in a state of shock, like he was on auto mode. It wasn't until the other started talking did he start breathing again. "Like the guard said... I'm Roxas." Roxas said softly, but he was just coming off as a quiet person, not exactly weak, just quiet. His next statement definitely didn't seem weak. "Not, Murder. Murders." The small blonde said like it was nothing. He had just gotten use to correcting people. No one really thought he was capable of it. If there wasn't so much evidence stacked up against him, the DA probably would have just let him off.
The second voice seemed to catch him off guard again. He wasn't quite use to the absolutely-zero privacy level here. The fact the guy on the other side of the wall could talk to them like they were almost right beside each other was astonishing to Roxas. It was like the wall wasn't even there. They must be building prison walls thinner these days to save space. It definitely wouldn't surprise Roxas. Roxas didn't really pay too much attention to the other voice. He seemed like the type to try and scare the new kid. "I'm sure I will get to know you and probably that other Axel character, too. Right now, I'm not super worried about it, I guess." Roxas said casually. He seemed tone seemed to level out to an even monotone voice now. The man's initial fear factor had wore off and now Roxas didn't mind the man's unruly appearance. He seemed exactly like the type of person that would be in prison. Roxas dealt with those kind of people on the outside all the time.
The blonde now examined the beds to determine his would be the top bunk. The bottom bunk was messed up, not to mention Roxas wasn't even sure Xaldin could lay on the top bunk without breaking it. Not that the man was fat, he was just big muscle wise. He actually looked thin for the most part. The prison probably didn't feed them proper amounts of health foods. Of course, all this information Roxas just stored up in his head for future use.
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UnDeadReaper95 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:37 am
"Huh. Well you definitely don't look it, but I guess the more innocent you look the more you're capable of gettin' away with." He sat over on the bottom bunk. "I'm sure you've figured out you're on the top bunk--" "Ooh, Xaldy, lettin' him be on top? How kind of you," came the same, much clearer voice from before. At first it had just sounded like he had just woken up or got done getting something unstuck from his throat, now it was deep and sarcastic. You could hear the smirk on his lips. Xaldin rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I'm a gentleman. Unlike you, Mr. I-tear-up-any-cute-a**-I-can-get. I'd watch out for him, Roxas. Though he's great in bed--top or bottom--if you're not interested you best stay far away from him. He loves cute little blonds with bright blue eyes like yourself. It's like he has a radar for them. It's almost creepy."
"Ugh, would you two stop talking about sex for two seconds?" a flambuoyant voice from Axel's cell said in annoyance. Xaldin rolled his eyes. "Oh, shut up, Candy-a**. I hear you two in there goin' at it every night, so don't gimme that s**t. 'Oh, Axel. Oh, ******** yeah. Lick my a**. Do that freaky s**t I love.' Yeah, don't start. Rox, get used to that every night. It almost like a lullaby for me now since I'm so used to it. Just be glad you're not in there in Axel. Instead you're stuck with me." "Yeah, the big, scary teddy bear with dread locks. Lovely," sneered Axel playfully as a huff from Marluxia rang in the background. "I'd rather be a teddy bear than *****," Xaldin shot back. "Ooooh, you went there. You're big and bad now." They both laughed light-heartedly. Xaldin then turned to Roxas with a smile. "Really, he's a good friend. Just keep your a** pointed away from him and you should be good. And if you get in any trouble, don't hesitate to use me as a shield. Most of the morons are scared of me here so you should be good, though I'm sure you can hold your own. Try not to get that pretty face beaten up too much, though."
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:38 pm
Roxas laughed a little at the three. He didn't have a lot of things to laugh about in his own life, so the humor, even in prison, was refreshing. "I'm sure, I will do just fine here. You shouldn't worry yourselves too much with me. I didn't grow up in the most friendly of neighborhood. I'm sure you all understand that though. You either get wise quick or follow someone who is already is wise." Roxas informed them idly. Roxas didn't mind tell any one of them his story. He had lived on the streets most of his life. The fact that he looked so good and still passed as innocent-looking was solely based on the fact that Roxas was crafty beyond common reason. Plus, he doubted that either one of them would turn him any for anything he told them. They didn't seem the rat type.
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UnDeadReaper95 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:19 pm
Xaldin nodded to him. "Smart kid." He chuckled and sat down on his bunk. "Well, welcome to your new home, Sunshine. You'll fit in with the family pretty well, I think. You already know Firecrotch and Candy-a**. Also known as Axel and Marluxia. You'll neet Luxord later on for sure. And Bright Eyes. I'd suggest staying away from Xigbar. He's a creepy ********. Eyepatch and scarred up face. Oh, you'll also meet Lex. About as big and built as me, but never talks to anyone 'cept his cell mate Zex. Zex is that one emo kid that ends up shooting up or bombing his school...which is why he's in here, actually. He went psycho-nuts and started setting fire to and shooting up his school. Sweet kid unless you get on his bad side. He's like a ********' assassin or some s**t." He laid back on his bed and got as comfortable as he could, smiling up at Roxas. "And I'm not tryin' to creep, but if you ever need to release some pent-up stress, feel free to jump me for sex. I would have no problem whatsoever helping you relax." He chuckled.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:29 pm
Roxas smiled slightly at the thought.His small frame easily reaching up and pulling his body up onto the top of the metal bunk-bed. It was more than ironic that Roxas hadn't seem to fit in on the outside.... but now that he was in prison it seemed like he was actually making friends. Maybe it was too good to be true....Roxas was no stranger to the broken system.... to all the cracks which he seemed to always fall through. "Sounding like this will be better than school for me." Roxas vaguely hinted at his anti-social life. His eyes moved from the walls of the cell to the ceiling before his eyelids slipped closed. Today had been too long already, and now he had all the time to kill in the world right? "... thanks for the invitation... but I think I am going just get a good few hours sleep for the first time in a long time...." Roxas said just barely above whisper before feeling himself drift off to sleep. He hadn't really thought about it... but before he slipped off to sleep, he had been up for two days....
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UnDeadReaper95 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:27 am
Xaldin hummed softly at Roxas's words. "Have a nice rest then, Sunshine," he told him in a gentle tone before closing his own eyes. "'Night Marlu. 'Night Axe," he said just loud enough or them to hear. He then dozed off into a light sleep for the night.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:17 pm
Roxas startled awake at the sound of loud buzzing around the cells. The guards were waking everyone up for breakfast. All the cells slowly started to cling and bang as the cell doors were automatically opened by a floor switch somewhere. "GET UP MAGGOTS, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FIRST DISGUSTING MEAL OF THE DAY!!" One of the guards started to yell down the floor as he started to come by and beat on the metal doors to make even more racket. Even if he could skip breakfast, there was no way he could sleep through all that racket. Stupid Guards.
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UnDeadReaper95 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:24 am
Xqldin grunted as he woke up. "Okay, s**t! We're ******** up," he growled out in frustration at the ridiculously loud noises. "Ugh... C'mon, Sunshine. Get up. Gotta get some nasty-a** breakfast..." "Oh, cheer up, Xaldy. At least they feed us," called Axel's tired voice from the next cell over. "Hardly," Xaldin grumbled back and stood, poking Roxas one time for good measure. "Oh, would you two shut the ******** up! It's bad enough the guards interrupt my beauty sleep, but now you two make the morning just ******** grand! Aaugh!" Marluxia squealed in anger as he stomped out of the cell into the line with Axel. Xaldin joined soon after, making sure Roxas got up and moving.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:54 pm
Roxas frown only increased as he listened to his prison mates start to argue. It wasn't exactly the best wake up call ever to say the least. He got up though. The spiky haired blond rolled over from the top bunk and landed on his feet as he looked out of the cell at the two that were talking last night. One had long shaggy pink hair that seemed to poof out in spikes from were it couldn't be properly taken care of, and the other also had long hair but his jetted back into red spikes. Their hair just seemed to clump together into a style rather then Xaldin's hair which seemed carefully weaved and pulled back into a ponytail. The fact that all their hair was long was starting to lead Roxas to the conclusion that they didn't exactly hand-out hair-cuts here. The blonde was probably going to have to acquire a shank, or knife of some kind, sharp enough to cut his hair if he wanted to keep it short. Another thing the blonde picked up on as he started down the hall with the herd of men heading for breakfast was that he was much shorter then most of the men here. The red head and Xaldin definitely towered over Roxas, and the pink haired one was at least a few inches over him. Now he was kind of glad Xaldin seemed to be cool with him. He was probably going to need some sort of protection from becoming the prison's fresh meat.
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UnDeadReaper95 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:56 pm
As they walked into the cafeteria, Xaldin grabbed his tray and began to go down the line. "Roxas, I'd advise you to eat as much as you can at meal times. They just slap s**t on your tray, but we only eat three times a day. No snacks, no anything else. Just the three meals. You of all people don't need to waste away from malnutrition. You're adorable and already look weak--not saying you actually are. You don't wanna get jumped. They're brutal here. They got Marluxia when he wasn't willing, and it was horrible. Just, eat up, alright?" He gave him a smile then got himself some water and sat down at their usual table, waving him over when he got his full tray. Marluxia and Axel followed the short blond, sitting each on one side of Roxas and Xaldin. "Someone you really need to stay away from here is Xigbar. He's a creep. He may not be as strong as some of the other ones, but he can get you. Good." He began to eat with more manners than you'd see most of the others shoveling food in their faces as quick as they could. You could tell that before jail, Xaldin either grew up or lived in a high-end establishment./align]
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:02 pm
For having to deal with the crap hand he had been given all his life, it wasn't hard for Roxas to see the gift he had been given. Xaldin wasn't like all the rest, and to an extent either was Axel or Marluxia. To be honest, Roxas felt more safe being around Xaldin then he had with most of his supposed friends on the outside. He was hoping somehow he would be an exception to the always having to start at the bottom of the food chain rule, but his luck was that great probably. The three friend he had recently made were definitely going to soon be extremely valuable. Roxas was just praying it would be later rather than sooner at the moment. His eyes dreadfully took focus onto the meal he had been given. Sad to say, it looked better then most of the meals he received as a child. He picked up the spoon they were given, they weren't allow forks, and started to try and stomach some of the slop at least. Xaldin was right. The last thing he needed was to be weak in front of anyone in here. Unfortunately, Roxas tried his best, but he couldn't muscle his way pass half of the meal. It was literally like eating garage that had been thrown into a blender with salt and pepper mixed in. Roxas, having given up, set his spoon down and pushed the tray away. He placed his hand over his mouth for a moment to hold the vile back, before offering it cautiously to the rest of the group. "I can't...do you guys want this...?" Roxas asked not really sure if he would force this food on anyone else unwilling.
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UnDeadReaper95 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:34 pm
Xaldin frowned a bit when Roxas passed on his food. "...Axel, you eat it. You've been looking really thin lately." He slid the tray to the redhead who just nodded and began to eat Roxas' leftovers. "I'll try to find you something around here that you can snack on later, okay?" he said to the blond in a low voice. "Just until you can get used to the food here." He patted Roxas on the back gently. "We get time out in the yard after each meal, so you can get some fresh air soon. Just hold out a little longer." Xaldin piled everyone else's trays on top of his and took them to the dirty dishes bin before returning to the table. He seemed to be the father figure or big brother figure to those close to him.
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