Killa-mo walks down to the ring with a clipboard in his hand. he is dressed for battle tonight as he does have a match on the card.
I send you all to Satan, send you to the Devil decapitated,
Splattered, degraded, rather amazing manners of hatred manifestation,
The cannibal data-related to random standards of ********' faggots stabbed in they faces,
Buckets of acid, hitchike with truckers in traffic,
I'm stuck on a path where the outcome is nothing but tragic,
My outer appearance is nothing but average,
Inside of my brain structure, the primary function is madness,
Torture these chambers, puttin' blow torches to faces,
Corpses in my basement, torsos are my favorite,
Autopsy's invigerating, killing you is refreshing and liberating,
Playing with the dead is extensively tittelating,
Humans are extremely expensive but really tasty,
Sell you on the black market in pieces to anybody who pays me,
Limited quantity, culinary sodomy,
Unique cuisine, delicacy, the ultimate in quality.
Killa-mo slides under the ring and looks at tre'
Tre': Ok mo. You had something to say?
Killa-mo looks at tre' and begins to speak
Killa-mo: I got a few announcements. First one is that starting in 2013. The X-Cup will feature a team X2W!
The crowd stands up for a giant ovation with a loud "X2DUB" chant.
Killa-mo: So for the next few months. Every single match. You're all on notice because you just be drafted to team X2W!
The crowd continues to cheer on.
Tre': That's exciting news there Killa. But you said a few announcements?
Killa-mo: Yes. I got one more. And I'm gonna need the following wrestlers to come out here.
Killa-mo takes a deep breath and continues to talk.
Killa-mo: Guy Cancer, Currin, The Darkhorse, Jak, Rebz, Joey Monroe, and our new World heavyweight champion Matt Draven! I need all 7 of you out here right now for the 2nd announcement!
Killa-mo and Tre' Wait for the 7 called in to come out.
((I will not be posting again until sunday night when I return home so feel free to add whatever. Have a good weekend))
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