yo wat up lil niggas this is my ******** n YOLO story get ready cuz this shits fresh off the presses and alittle too hot TOO HANDLE

so i go to my local retail store walmart (its pretty obscure you probably never heard of it?)

gotra get some duster because the pizzza and like 4 grams of fricken BANANA KUSH is traped like r kelly in my keyboard

i pay for that s**t wearing my badASS ******** oakleys (solid gold limited brian eno edition) and i whip out myparents MASTERCARD

looks like this scrub @ the counter needs my ID to sell me buster duster b/c im underage

i hightail it outta there cuz im 7 years old w/ autistic and dont wanna get my a** sent 2 prison

YOLO!!!!!!!