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Just wanted to see how many guildies are virgins so plz answer truthfully.
Yes I am a virgin! <3

I doubt many of them are, considering how many kids are having sex at age 12 and such

Nope. heart But, I've been with him for over 2 years and am engaged to be married when I finish college so, I'm not that young native.

I'm a virgin.
n.n
I don't plan on having sex till I'm out of school.
Remember kids, safe sexs sucks, so screw somone special.
='D

Yes. -___-

I am a virgin. :3
I'm only 15.
I intend on keeping things this way until I'm in love, I don't think I could even think about having sex with someone I wasn't in love with. I'm happy to wait until marriage.
Then again, I've never even kissed a boy. >.<
I tend to be incredibly shy, and I'm honestly asexual, it seems. xD I just don't get crushes easily at all, and I'd have to have strong feelings for someone to even kiss them, really.

I feel so immature now. o_o

Yeah, I am zee virgin ninja
Virginity = teh greatness

Let me tell you the story about how I lost my virginity. It all started when me and my good friend Tate Johnson Colgate were playing Bebe's Kids for the SNES. Tate was all up in girl saying such phrases as "Hey Urto? Wanna have sex?" and "I think we should make erotic love together, right here on your living room floor with your mom in the next room!" I had a feeling that Tate was hinting at something, but I couldn't quite place my finger on it. Finally, after a few hours, I caught onto the idea that Tate was actually trying to have sex with me! I yelled "Cracka, you sassen me?!" and put a gun against his cranium.

Now, for the record, I am straight. I swear I am. I have been known to go to some crazy sites, and to please myself to the images of several men having sex, and I have been known to fantasize about sexual encounters with men, and I also have actually lived out a few of these fantasies, but I AM NOT GAY. Anyways, I capped Tate... twice! Pretty soon, the pigs were surrounding my place! I was ready to go out with GAT's'a'blaze! But my GAT was outta caps!

I got arrested and I realized I needed a damn good lawyer, so I hired my main man Cole Dragoth, fellow correspondent of the flat world of Mirka. Cole was busy fighting a Paladin who was already level 77, so I got arrested and spent 4 whole weeks in a maximum security prison where I was raped almost 5 times by a fat guy named Frito. He told me to return the favor or he would kill me, and boy was I in for a surprise. Apparently, Frito had spent almost 8 years in the circus as a glass eater. All the loose shards of glass had become caught in his colon, and it had become like a cheese grater in there. Solid objects had no way to enter or escape painlessly. No that my genitals had been irreparably mutilated, I was free to leave prison whenever I wanted. I say goodbye to Frito and hit the road. I was a free man, but I was no longer a virgin.

THE END