The story begins in a world ruled by two kingdoms. The Kingdom Of Cookies and the Kingdom of Tea. They lived in peace and harmony and everybody got along. Every Evening the two Queens would meet at the Duke Of Icecream Woodland, which was center conveniently between the two kingdoms, and share an array of cookies and tea.
Queen Tea begins to compliment Queen Cookies on her magnificent pallet and wonderfully tasty cookies but mention how the snacks every evening was really brought together thanks to the aroma and the deliciousness of the tea.
Queen Cookie stun by her comment tries to correct Queen Tea by explaining that her cookies surely is the reason why the snacks every evening was the reason why it was enjoyable. She mentions how there is multiple of choices of crunchy cookies to soft cookies and how there is different sizes, from big, too small and even bite size.
Outrage with each other the Queens begin to fight. Throwing cookies and tea at each other, ruining their outfits, I might add. Each declaring war on each other.
The kingdoms now divided call on its people to decide and answer the agonizing question: Which one is better ..
The Cookie or The Tea
Art By Sonpi-Chan emotion_hug
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:13 pm
Dem Good for nothin' Saggy bags think they can just declare that there more awesome then US Cookie lovers? HECK we come in ALL SHAPE and SIZES! Flavor and COLORS! GOOD For any WEATHER and SEASON!
HEY Tea Drinkers! WHY don't cha lift up dat pinky of ures so we can chop it off! scream
This means WAR! CHILDREN Grab your Cookie Simulator gun and prepare for the FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE
My Cookie Compadres! Read on Below for instructions on how to work your Gun and BLAST EM at our ENEMY! MUHAHEHEHE
I call it COOKIE BLASTER! but feel free to call it whatever you like, as it is a tool to BLAST AWAY at those no good Tea drinkers. This Wonderful Machine actually shoots out a bitter cold Icing that will FREEZE your opponents. hehehhe All you have to do is dispense the cookies inside the GooblerNuker, then Pump the Icing Mixer, press the Heat button, PULL THE TRIGGER!! and AIM at our TARGET! scream
English Translation:
RNG Numbers 0-3000
Every digit that is either a 1, 3 ,5 or 7 Count it as one person stuck with our Icing and also as a Cookie earner! Get the exact numbers 100, 300, 500 or 700 And they Will Equal 20 Cookies!
KEEP track of all your "cookies" earn because that will be very important later on.
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:44 pm
I guess you heard about the arrogance of the Cookie Eaters. Like who are they foolin' thinking there cookies are better then our tea? WHY were delicious, we make ya feel good AND we are healthy for you too! We do do all kinds of wonderful things to the help the body, can ya say the same thing huh BUTTERMILK COOKIES? scream
It's time we teach them no good Overeaters whose the boss!
So Grab your Tea Brew Gun and prepare to DOUSE them in there own tears !! Read on Below for instructions on how to work your Gun and SPRAY EM! FUFUFUFUFUFUU
Tea and Cookies Mule Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:55 pm
This is our GUN I call it the TEA SHOOTER! but feel free to call it whatever you like, as it is a tool to DROWN AWAY at those no good Cookie eaters.
This Beautiful Machine actually shoots out a hot tea which will leave them Cookie Eaters BURN HA! They will be motionless!
All you have to do is place the tea bags at the top of the steamer boiler. Pull back the Nafuerm, pour the water in the back tunnel mixer, press the MIX button, PULL THE TRIGGER!! and AIM at our TARGET!
English Translation:
RNG Numbers 0-3000
Every digit that is either 2, 4 ,6 or 8 Count it as one person being stuck with our tea and also as a Tea Bag earner! Get 200, 400, 600 or 800 count it as 20 Tea Bags!
KEEP track of all your "Tea Bags" earn because that will be very important later on.
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:02 pm
The Rules
• No Deleting Your Posts
• Bad-Mouthing your enemy is A-OKAY!* In Context of Cookies and Teas!
• There's no limit in play
• You need to have made at LEAST 20 posts by the end of the week to contribute to your team and to qualify for the group prize! • YOU are responsible to keep track of your points earn, the only real person I will be observing is those that claim to make "top killer of the day" and "Top Killer"
• Every number that is your Team's digits count them as ONE POINT: EXAMPLE scream If you get the number 2840 And you're Team Tea Your score will be : 3Tea Bags because of the number 2 4 and 8
• If you think You qualify for Top Blaster/Shooter Of The Day- You must send me ONLY ONE PM titled: TOP SHOOTER COOKIE *or* TEA before 11:00 EST With the link to your final "score" of the day This will be a bit easier since Gaia doesn't always notify me when Im quoted
• You can PM ME if you win one of the RNG #'s. Make sure you title it RNG WINNER and send a link to your page you won it at. If I dont reply right away thats because Im working! Add your points and I'll gift you later.
• Did everybody just made the 20 post by the end of the week and there was no top killers? Then no one wins the top prize so make sure to always be the best •You guys keep track of how much you earn each day. When the day is over add it together with your overall "Earn Cookies/Tea Bags"
• Rules can always be added so check back here
Make sure you Keep track of All Cookies EARN EACH DAY and your over all total! PM EACH DAY RESULTS!
Top Blaster at the end of FRIDAY will win 1 BILLION GOLD
• TOP COOKIE BLASTER OF THE DAY wins 50mil and Mille-Crepe
• TOP TEA SHOOTER OF THE DAY Top Blaster at the end of Friday will receive 1 BILLION GOLD
•TOP TEA SHOOTER OF THE DAY
50mil and Tea Breeze
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:12 pm
My fellow Cookie Members! Something amazing has just occur. As many of you may know I use a wand as one of my main defense and I've been tinkering with it to do something special for you guys and I think I done it If I say so myself biggrin I have upgraded your Cookie Blaster to Cookie Blaster v2 While you're playing you shall go into Super HYPE Cookie Mode and within your hands your Blaster will l transform right before your eyes and you have now become stronger! V2 has the ability to shoot out Chocolate and Walnut Chips instead of the ordinary Icing Which shall deliver a harder impact and a longer knock-out from the enemy! Muhahaha Because of This We shall Surely win now!
Translation: If you RNG 1111 you will win Mercury's Moon Afterwards every digit you roll for the remaining of the day will now be worth TWO Cookies instead of the Normal One.
If you RNG 1575 you will win Pink Heart Chocolate Cake Afterwards every digit you roll for the remaining of the day will now be worth TWO Cookies instead of the Normal One.
You Can Only Go In Super Hype Mode ONCE per DAY PM with link when you win~!
Team Tea It is I, Your Queen! I know I haven't shown myself a lot on the battlefield but that's only because I've been working non-stop in improving our Tea Shooters and I am proud to inform you that I have done it!
I call it The Steamer! While you're playing you shall go into Super HYPE Tea Mode and within your hands your Shooter shall transform right before your eyes and you have now become stronger!
The Steamer shoots out Steam instead of our normal Tea which make us hit our enemy directly knocking them out ! Fufufufufufu Them Cookie eaters shall surely know the meaning of overcook soon enough!
Translation:
If you RNG 2224 you will win Mint Chocolate Queen of Cups Afterwards every digit you roll for the remaining of the day will now be worth TWO Tea Bags instead of the normal one!
If you RNG 2468 you will win Button's Tea Party Afterwards every digit you roll for the remaining of the day will now be worth TWO Tea Bags instead of the Normal One.
You Can Only Go In Super Hype Mode ONCE per DAY PM with link when you win~!
*pops in and raises hand* I have a question. What exactly do you mean when you say we need 20 posts per week?
Also, you say we have unlimited play. So I can just sit here and fire away all night? xd
You need to made at least 20 posts or "fires" by the end of the "Week: which I will list this time its the weekend so you need at least 20 post by Monday in order quality in the group reward heart And YEP you can xd SHOOT EM ALL ALL OF EM! darn teabaggersscream lol
p3Blossom generated a random number between
1 and 3000 ...
45!
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:53 pm
RNG Numbers 0-3000 1 bag?sweatdrop Every Number that has 2, 4 ,6 or 8 in the number Count it as one person being stuck with our tea and also as a Tea Bag earner! Get 200, 400, 600 or 800 count it as 5 Tea Bags!
