Freestyle battle anyone?

[Rated PG-PsychoGod]

Ok I've seen some people freestyle, now lets step it up a little. who wants to freestyle battle? See who can spt the best jokes at eachother. razz  

[iineedyouxD]

Dont know how butt i'll try.. :3 Yo white face is a discrace, wanna ******** with me come get a taste. you Mario, Wario.. Leonardo DeFaggeo! White face boy with no swag hoe! Yo nose look like my big toe! lol..  

[Rated PG-PsychoGod]

I'll take it easy on u since it's obvious ur not familiar with spittin/
But I bring the house down chica, u can tell from all the pillars I'm splittin/
I mean ur kiddin right? like it's p***y before devouring I spit inside of the mic/
Ur Ike from Mike and Ike with vitamin D so I guess I'll call u Vitamin Dike/
The size of my spine compares to skyscrapers within each fragment/
Call me f**? ur the one who's probly had a "pile of sticks" inside of ur slutty pASSage/
An educated linguist, so are my homies, never repeating what we say/
And I'm glad I don't have swag, I don't want a part of an acronym that spells "Secretly We Are Gay"/
On a scale of lyrical size, I am the one with the meanest height/
Ya I'm Mario, but not even I could fukkin "clean your pipes"/ XD
If I was god, while ur in the hospital I'd tease u with light/
I'm a dementd person in my mind, that's why I raped u in a dream last night/  

[icandoit2]

okay....i don't know why, but I'll give it a try xp Go eeeasy on me...I ain't that good, but my brother is :

1 2 3 AND TO THE 4

IM GETTIN READY TO (F)UCK UP THE INDUSRTYS STATUS QUO

IM LYRICALLY AND EMPIRICALLY GIFTED,

IMMA SUPRISE YALL LIKE WHEN OJ GOT ACQUITTED,

WHEN I BATTLE PEOPLE ITS JUST UNFAIR,

I HOLD IT DOWN AND YALL ARE UNAWARE,

I PUT MORE DAMAGE ON THE MIC THAT GAME DOES WITH 50,

ALL MY (S)HIT IS REAL AND THATS NO MYSTERY,

I WOULD KEEP GOING WITH THE RAP AND MAKE YOU LOOK EVEN WORSE,

BUT I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE CALLING IN A NURSE

*lol.....credit to my brother (he helped me XD)  

[Rated PG-PsychoGod]

I don't really feel the need to respond to it cuz it just sounded like a regular freestyle. battles get personal and crack jokes at the opponent, you had only like one or two punchlines. If u want to I'll give you a second chance to try again. smile