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 Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:04 pm
 Billie Joe: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. RETURNING TO THE RING AFTER A 60 DAY ABSENCE! PLEASE WELCOME BACK. THE OWNER OF X2W. VIOLENT BY NATURE. KILLA-MO ONE...EHIT....SEVVVVVVVVVVVVVEN!
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:38 pm
((FYI: Alot of this was inspired by real life events.)) *Theatre of Creeps by Circle Of Tyrants blares in the arena* Circle Of Tyrants,
Circle Of Tyrants,
Attack you like the "Dawn Of The Dead". Killa-mo walks down to the ring with a clipboard in his hand. he is dressed for battle tonight as he does have a match on the card. I send you all to Satan, send you to the Devil decapitated,
Splattered, degraded, rather amazing manners of hatred manifestation,
The cannibal data-related to random standards of ********' faggots stabbed in they faces,
Buckets of acid, hitchike with truckers in traffic,
I'm stuck on a path where the outcome is nothing but tragic,
My outer appearance is nothing but average,
Inside of my brain structure, the primary function is madness,
Torture these chambers, puttin' blow torches to faces,
Corpses in my basement, torsos are my favorite,
Autopsy's invigerating, killing you is refreshing and liberating,
Playing with the dead is extensively tittelating,
Humans are extremely expensive but really tasty,
Sell you on the black market in pieces to anybody who pays me,
Limited quantity, culinary sodomy,
Unique cuisine, delicacy, the ultimate in quality. Killa-mo slides under the ring ropes and grabs the mic Killa-mo: It ain't New York but it still feels good to be back in a ring! The crowd chants "JAILBIRD" over and over. Killa-mo: It's easy to explain here. The reason we didn't go to New York, The reason the anniversary show and Friday Nightmare didn't occur for about 2 months is simple. The crowd begins chanting "******** A BLACKLIST!" over and over Killa-mo: As much as I would love to yell at those people. It's not their fault. It's actually mine. Longstory short. I just got outta jail 2 days ago! The crowd goes back to chanting "JAILBIRD" over and over Killa-mo: Because I was in jail. We didn't make roll call for the World X-Cup tournament. X2W couldn't do any shows. TV, or Pay Per Views while I was in jail. And one of the new top stars upped and quit because he couldn't work for a company where the promoter and owner happens to violate his probation and wind up in the clink for a few months so tonight Jak and Currin are gonna battle for Fox's belt since Fox no longer works here! Because the Jailbird said so! The crowd begins chanting "******** THE POLICE!" as the lights dim signaling somebody else is coming out ((planned surprise return))
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:17 pm
As the lights go out, Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n' Roses starts to play through the arena. "Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey we got your disease
[Chorus]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your knnn knne knees, knees
I want to watch you bleed" As Axl Roses voice starts singing, out came Ryan The Lion, RTL. The crowd was ecstatic that he was back. Ryan smiled, walked around on the stage, mouthing "I'm back!" to the crowd. Ryan paused on the stage, embracing the moment, then looked down to the ring, looking at Killa-Mo. Ryan then started walking down the ramp to the ring. He walked up the stairs, stood on the apron, then climbed through the ropes and into the ring. He looked around, then back at Killa-Mo. Ryan asked for a microphone, and he was handed one.
Ryan: "Damn it's good to be back."
This opening statement was met by cheers from the X2W crowd.
Ryan: "Killa-Mo, it's nice to see you as always. Nice to hear you've gotten out of jail for the 19th time."
The crowd 'ohhhs' from the sarcastic cheap shot, as Ryan smiles.
Ryan: "But in all honesty I'm glad to see you're back and standing tall in this ring. But I didn't come out here for you. I came here for something you just mentioned. Fox's belt. The Pure Championship. I want to burst back onto the scene, and what a better way to have a Triple Threat match between me, Jak, and an old 'friend' of mine, Currin Hammond. And if you may disagree with my proposition, let's see what the crowd says."
Ryan takes the mic and points it to the crowd, while most of the crowd cheers, and the rest boo.
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:40 pm
Killa-mo looks at Ryan and smirks.
Killa-mo: First off welcome back Ryan.
Killa-mo than looks around and than back to Ryan
Killa-mo: okay.. So you come back to X2W. And after jumping ship after we got taken over by renegades, thrown on some stupid blacklist..
The crowd than turns to start saying "******** A BLACKLIST!"
Killa-mo: Than after fox bails after signing an ironclad contact which the lawyers do plan to take action on. You come back and demand a title shot? Is that it?
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:46 pm
Ryan wasn't one to lie to someone's face. He thought to himself "I'm pretty sure I just said this.."
So Ryan responded with a simple "Yeah."
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:16 pm
Killa-mo looks at ryan with a big smile
Killa-mo: Well sorry Ryan but tonight we're all booked up. Currin and Jak are gonna fight for the vacant Pure title tonight.... However!
The crowd gets silent
Killa-mo: I will inform you the 2nd announcement. Ultimo Herroe broke his neck in Mexico during the MWA ultra-flight tournament. Thus the World's Deathmatch title is also vacated. So starting tonight we're holding a Deathmatch title tournament. The first matches are the following: Currin and Jak's pure championship will be a tournament match and will be a Ladder match. Hiro will be entering a Sheet's of glass deathmatch against the returning former deathmatch champion, Cyrus Darke! And finally Rebz and Jamie Kym will have a tables match.
The crowd begins chanting "X2DUB".
Killa-mo: That leaves one more match which will take place friday over on the Nightmare! Ryan you're gonna be in that final match in the 1st round. How do you feel about that?
Killa-mo stops talkin' awaiting ryan's answer.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:50 pm
Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance
Listen up!
The future is bulletproof
The aftermath is secondary!
It’s time to do it now and do it loud.
Killjoys, Make some noise!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, naNa Na Na by My Chemical Romance began blaring over the speakers as Boxer Anarchy stepped out from behind the curtains amiss red smoke. The LWL Power Champion carried his title over his shoulder and a microphone in his hand. He was disgusted by his match that had been set up. Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs, I don’t need it
But I’ll sell what you got, take the cash and I’ll keep it
Eight Legs to the wall, hit the gas, kill them all
And we crawl and we crawl and we crawl
You be my detonator
Love, gimme love, gimme love I don’t need it
But I take what I want from your heart and I’ll keep it
In a bag, in a box, put an X on the Floor
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more
Shut up and sing it with meBoxer strolled down the ramp, the crowd showered him with boo's as he raised his title above his head. "I AM GREATNESS!" Boxer yelled at the always rowdy crowd. While the greatness of Boxer's ability could be called into question, the demon had been champion for exactly half a year. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(From mall security)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(To every enemy)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(We’re on your property)
Standing in V FormationThe demon hopped up onto the apron as the crowd showered him with boos. Boxer turned around and stuck up his middle finger waving it across the crowd before pointing it and yelling something inaudible into the camera. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(Let’s blow an artery)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(Get plastic surgery)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
(Keep your apology)
Give us more detonation!
More, gimme more, gimme moreAt that point the music began to fade out as Boxer entered the ring. "Who the hell do you think you are you washed up jailbird." Boxer directed his anger towards Killamo. "You come down here, fresh out of jail for being a retarded Juggalo and give a title shot to a loser like Ryan The Lion while real stars like me are stuck in random s**t matches? I am your real star power, I am a champion unlike anyone in your sorry a** company which you don't even have the skills to keep running. In case you forgot I was in a number one contenders match with Kid Omega on the last show. I may have lost but I don't see Kid anywhere around here, his absence should make me the number one contender for the world title but instead you stick me in a random triple threat?In case you haven't seen what's happening outside of this JCW knockoff, I am currently champion in 3 other companies. I am the greatest wrestler in this industry and I DEMAND that you give me my match for the championship or as the only contender still around, why don't you just give me the title and I will show you why I am the best."
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:57 pm
Ryan sarcastically looked around the ring, not understanding who the hell this was.
"Um excuse me Boxer shorts.... If you're so damn great, then why aren't you a champion? Why are you in worthless triple threats? If you were so great then you would have already been champion here for a long long time."
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:45 am
"This lousy triple threat is only my 3rd match in this company. I am not champion because I was screwed out of my rightful opportunity by this moron." Boxer pointed to Killamo.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:17 am
I am a dying breed
Don't wanna mess with me
The lights went off as the crowd was silent. Who was this? A voice was heard when the music died down.
"I will rise!"
The voice was none other than Kal as he came out with the lights off. Fire erupted from the titantron.
I am a dying breed
Laying it all on the line
Don't wanna mess with me
At any place or time
We are a dying breed
Laying it all on the line
Don't wanna mess with the
Similar creatures kind
Similar Creatures by Jeff Hardy plays as the lights flickered a red color as Kal smirked looking at Boxer.
"Hold on a damn minute. I want in on this damn tournament!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:47 pm
Ryan looked at Kal. Then back at Boxer. Then back at Killa-Mo. Then checked his watch and toss his mic around.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:38 pm
The boss looks at both Kal and Boxer Anarchy and makes his point known
Killa-mo: Kal and Boxer. Your not qualified to enter this tournament because The last slot has already been filled. This friday Ryan will be facing in a Fan's Bring The Weapons match.... ME!
The crowd becomes silent than begins a chant of "X2DUB" because it's been almost a year since the boss has wrestled.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:13 pm
"I AM THE RIGHTFUL NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP AND YOU WILL GIVE ME MY TITLE SHOT. I AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THE COMPANY WORTHY TO BE A CHAMPION! I WILL DESTROY EVERY SINGLE COMPETITOR YOU HAVE IN THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A COMPANY UNTIL I GET MY! TITLE! MATCH!"
Boxer stomped around like a child throwing a temper tantrum, he stared daggers into Killamo's eyes.
"I am better than Ryan, I am better then Kal, I am better then Jak, I am better then Matt Draven, Ultimo and Guy Fox. And you better believe that I am better then your worthless Juggalo, jailbird a**."
Boxers words were harsh but the demon truly believed it.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:54 pm
Ryan walked towards Boxer. Ryan put his arm around Boxer's shoulder and looked out into the crowd.
"You see Boxer, the thing about that is you are not better than me. All these people out here would agree with me, and so would everyone in this ring. Also, I was thinking th-......"
Ryan cut himself off mid-sentence, by attempting to thud Boxer in the head with Ryan's microphone.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:30 pm
Boxer was in fowl mood, the second that Ryan touched the demon, Boxer would grab Ryan's arm an in one fluid motion swing a knee aimed right at Ryan's stomach. If it connected Boxer would throw Ryan down to the mat.
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