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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:53 pm

Mr. Sharka's Entrance Music begins to play and the GM and Owner of PWS walks out of the back with a big toothy grin on his face.

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Mr. Sharka makes his way towards the ring, the smile never leaving his face. Sharka uses the steel steps to get in as he is handed a microphone from a near by stagehand. "Hello my Guppies! As you all know I am Mr. Sharka and this is PWS!!!" The crowd gives a loud pop for the GM as they were all very excited for the return of PWS and the unique style of wrestling that it brings. "If you have not heard the news Guppies! PWS has made a deal with Animal Planet to stay a float in the big ocean that is the world of wrestling! As long as I promote the crap out of the them and show off a few sharks and other water creatures here and there they will pay for all of the expenses to run this show! The crowd gives another pop, cheering the return of PWS by beginning a chant of "We Love Sharks!" Mr. Sharka's toothy grin only grows larger as the chants get louder. "Now now now Guppies! Cool down! Not all the news I have is good news! Unless of course you happen to hate Mike Landry, but I don't see that happening! The dude is a freaking legend! Well anyways... I regret to inform you that Mike Landry has had to step away from PWS and vacate his PWS Championship" The crowd begins to boo because they were looking forward to Mike Landry defending his championship on the return show of PWS, but the boos slowly died down. "Guppies come on!? Why are you booing!? Mr. Sharka isn't going to leave you hanging with out a championship match! Mike Landry was kind enough to come in and help me pick and choose six worthy challengers to fight for the belt that Mike fought so hard to get in the Indy 500 Tournament! You guys want to know who is fighting for the TITLE!? The fans began to cheer once again! Waiting to hear who Mike and Sharka had chosen to compete for the PWS Championship. "Ok ok... Settle down! The men fighting to become the new PWS Champion are... "The Black Star" Matt Shanahan! "The Scottish Saber" Kyle Dracious! "The Owl Among Sharks" Jed! "The Lone Wolf" Lauri Henry! "Suicidal Angel" Matt Draven! And last but not least... Guy "Fox" Cancer! The crowd went nuts for every single one of the wrestlers, even the bad ones as Mr. Sharka's grin was as big as ever. "Welcome back to PWS! I hope everyone has a great night! Mr. Sharka begins to make his exit as the fans again start chanting "We Love Sharks!"

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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:54 pm

The opening guitar riff to Godsmack's "I ******** Hate You" began to play over the PA, and the fans didn't know quite what to make of it. Finally, a voice began to project over the PA as well which quite a few fans recognized.

For everything you do, I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
Even if you justify every ******** bullshit lie
It only makes me want to break you

You pull me down and you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'

'CAUSE I ******** HATE YOU,
YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR!
AND I LOVE TO HATE YOU,
YOU'RE ALL THE SAME TO ME!

When you repeated me, take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows your fate, you're everything I ******** hate
And I'm everything that you could never be

A few moments later, clad in Black and Orange, Hiro Shin-Mozas stepped out from the back. He was already holding a microphone, and it became obvious that he was singing his theme song. He walked down the ramp, deciding what he sang was enough as the instrumental continued. The fans booed Hiro, as it looked as though he was gonna be cocky and arrogant. Hiro then reached the steel steps, climbed them, and entered the ring. He motioned for Mr.Sharka to not leave the ring just yet. He had something to say.

"Esteemed General Manager, Mr.Sharka. You know, you sure know how to run a company. You brought in the Most Hated Man in G-Fed History! Sure...You fired me for merely poking fun at Chrono Clepsydra in a match that was to decide the most hated man in the G-Fedding Universe, but, you made up for it by giving me an opportunity at the World Championship!"

Most of the fans just laughed at Hiro. A crew member hoped onto the apron, and told Hiro just exactly Mr.Sharka had just said. Hiro then got a large frown on his face, as he immediately shot at Mr.Sharka with a few words of anger.

"What the hell am I hearing?! Guy Cancer? Jed? KYLE DRACIOUS? Kyle Dracious? Seriously? Look, letting Mike Landry book is all fine and good, but listen here, Sharka! I am your TOP star. I have beaten Jed, I have beaten Guy Cancer, I have beaten Kyle Dracious, I have beaten Matt Draven, and god dammit, in the near future, Lauri Henry will have lost to me also. You know the only person who deserves to be fighting for this championship besides me? Matt Shanahan!"

The fans popped for the mention of Matt Shanahan, only for Hiro to scream at them to shut up off mic.

"I demand that you take Kyle Dracious out of this match, and you add ME! Politics shouldn't hold precedence over the start of a new era in Pro Wrestling Shark. Give the fans what they want. Show that this company is fair. Give ME the opportunity to be the face of this franchise!"

Hiro started to argue with a few fans as he waited for Mr.Sharka to answer him. Boy, was there some nasty stuff being thrown around!

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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:41 pm

Mr. Sharka just started laughing madly after Hiro was finally finished spewing garbage from his mouth. "Hiro... My least favorite person in the world. I didn't hire you back to be the star of my show. I hired you so I could feed you to the sharks that Animal Planet has given me to show off. As long as I am in power here in PWS you won't be seeing the PWS Championship. You are lucky I even threw you a bone with that match I put you in. Walk on out of here boy-o or you'll be walking right off the plank again.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:24 pm

((I'd like to swallow you.....tee-hee-hee! blaugh ))

Ooooooh I can see them run 'bout the town.
I can hear them all saaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,
bah-dop-bah-dop-dop.
Do not, do not listen to the music.
I do. I do. I do.
Do not, do not listen to the music.
I do. I do. I do.

The crowd roars with cheers as 'Hammerhead' Cartwright makes his way to the ring with a microphone in his hand. He is wearing a shark fin hat and is carrying both PWS Tag Team Championships with him.

Cartwright: "Hiro here needs to learn that there is a pecking order around here....no wait, shark theme, damn it! Anyway, the point is that you are right at the bottom of the totem pole here....I mean, you're nowhere near the King of the Jungle.....I'm at the top of the pyramid....damn it! What I'm really trying to say is....I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!"

The crowd chants along with Cartwright. They bang their heads back-and-fourth in a hammer motion, looking rather special.

Cartwright: "So Mr. Fancy Hair Boss, you mentioned a lot about your singles division there, but what is much more important is....what have you got in store for your TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS?! ME?! THE SHIVER DIVISION! THE HERD DIVISION! THE GRIND DIVISION! THE SCHOOL DIVISION! THE GAB DIVISION! THE POD DIVISION! THE COLLAGE DIVISION!"

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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:32 pm

"Cartwright! My shark! How are you?! Good to see my Tag Team Champions here tonight! You have been tag team champions for almost a year right?! Mainly because you have not had to defend those titles at all of course, but no big deal you'll be doing that tonight and I assume you have new partner?" Mr. Sharka had never really dealt with a British shark before, but he heard they were good chaps.

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:52 pm

Cartwright gasps and looks shocked as Mr. Fancy Hair brings-up the quality of his title reign!

Cartwright: "Sush Goku! You're not supposed to say that part! You're supposed to big me up as your longest reigning Tag Team Champions! You're supposed to tell everyone how I have been undefeated here for so long! You're supposed to hype me up as the man to beat now that Landry has decided that he isn't big enough or tough enough any more to hang with the sharks here in PWS! Tell everyone that Hammerhead Cartwright is.....the.....maaaaaaaan!"

The crowd cheers and chuckles with Cartwright, who stands-up straight and exaggerates a big man pose.

Cartwright: "As far as a tag team partner for tonight's match? YES! I have found somebody worthy of wrestling by my side, at the side of the PWS Tag Team Champions, ME! But I would very much like to introduce this man later tonight before my match to surprise everyone! Start guessing now!"

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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:25 pm

"You sir are no Hammerhead... You are nothing more then a Guppie, swimming in my big pond! Defend those belts tonight and you might upgrade to a Koi Fish!" Mr. Sharka laughed at his own words, giving Cartwright a big toothy grin. "And you don't want to tell everyone your partner that is fine! Just make sure you give the Guppies a good show! Got it?!"

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:43 am

Hiro slowly, and with a growing smile, took a few steps towards Cart, and put an arm around him in a friendly way.

"Hey...Cartwright, my man. I see you have some gold there. You know, if you and I were tag team champions...well, let's just say we'd be giving the competition the Jaws!"

Hiro was seriously trying to get Cartwright to hand over his tag team championship! God, one can only hope that Cart doesn't say yes, and instead, puts Hiro down on the mat!

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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:23 am

Cartwright: "You've got it Goku! Koi are....Kool! cool "

Cartwright looks at Hiro as he puts his arm around him. He notices that Hiro has his hand on one of his Tag Team Championships. The nerve of this guy! Cartwright steps away from Hiro.

Cartwright: "Oi you! I know you! You're a total gold-digging whore! G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E! Just like your Mom! You want my gold on the ceiling so that you can steal it! Add some other song lyrics here! Well I'm not going to let you just walk into my house and take it! If you want to be the PWS Tag Team Champions so badly, you need to find yourself another whore and try to take them from me!"

Cartwright points two fingers at his eyes and then points them at Hiro, indicating that Cartwright is 'watching' him. ninja

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