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 Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:54 pm
they're funny in a kiddy sort of way. blaugh
one day a captain and his crew were sailing on the great blue sea. all of a sudden, a pirate ship appeared and sailed straight for the captain and his ship with murderous intent. the captain said to his first mate, "first mate- ready the cannons and guns. and get me my sword and red shirt and lets fight off these pirates." a battle ensued and the captain and his men won. after the fighting was over, the first mate asked, "captain? i can understand the guns, the cannons and the sword. but why did you have me bring you your red shirt?" the caprain replied, "so in case i was injured during the battle, the others wouldn't see the blood and become discouraged."
a few days later, the captain and his crew were sailing on the great blue sea again and ran into a fleet of 100 pirate ships ready to attack. the captain then told his first mate, "first mate- ready the cannons and guns. and get me my sword and yellow pants."
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a telemarketer called a house one day and a small boy answered the phone. the conversation involved the the little boy whispering.
"hello little boy. is your mommy or daddy home?"
"yes."
"can i talk to your mommy please?"
"she's busy"
"well can i talk to your daddy?"
"he's busy too"
"is anyone else there?"
"a fireman"
"can i speak to him please?"
"he's busy too."
"is anyone ELSE there??"
"a policeman."
"can i speak to him?"
"he's busy too."
by now the telemarketer was wondering what the heck everyone at the house was doing so he asked "what exactly is everyone doing that they're so busy??" an the little boy said "looking for me!"
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one tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor. mrgreen
hardyharhar. o well...i'm obviously bored. gonk
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 9:24 am
a blonde brunette and redhead visited fairyland. they came to a bridge and a fairy said if they jumped off the bridge and shouted what they wanted to be, they would turn into it.
the brunette yelled,"eagle!" and turned into an eagle, flew away.
red head: "salmon!" swam upstream as a salmon.
the blonde got so excited she tripped over the bridge and yelled"CRAP!!" rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:42 pm
wasabiyanyan they're funny in a kiddy sort of way. blaugh one day a captain and his crew were sailing on the great blue sea. all of a sudden, a pirate ship appeared and sailed straight for the captain and his ship with murderous intent. the captain said to his first mate, "first mate- ready the cannons and guns. and get me my sword and red shirt and lets fight off these pirates." a battle ensued and the captain and his men won. after the fighting was over, the first mate asked, "captain? i can understand the guns, the cannons and the sword. but why did you have me bring you your red shirt?" the caprain replied, "so in case i was injured during the battle, the others wouldn't see the blood and become discouraged." a few days later, the captain and his crew were sailing on the great blue sea again and ran into a fleet of 100 pirate ships ready to attack. the captain then told his first mate, "first mate- ready the cannons and guns. and get me my sword and yellow pants." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ a telemarketer called a house one day and a small boy answered the phone. the conversation involved the the little boy whispering. "hello little boy. is your mommy or daddy home?" "yes." "can i talk to your mommy please?" "she's busy" "well can i talk to your daddy?" "he's busy too" "is anyone else there?" "a fireman" "can i speak to him please?" "he's busy too." "is anyone ELSE there??" "a policeman." "can i speak to him?" "he's busy too." by now the telemarketer was wondering what the heck everyone at the house was doing so he asked "what exactly is everyone doing that they're so busy??" an the little boy said "looking for me!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ one tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor. mrgreen hardyharhar. o well...i'm obviously bored. gonk
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:21 am
Sonjion wasabiyanyan they're funny in a kiddy sort of way. blaugh one day a captain and his crew were sailing on the great blue sea. all of a sudden, a pirate ship appeared and sailed straight for the captain and his ship with murderous intent. the captain said to his first mate, "first mate- ready the cannons and guns. and get me my sword and red shirt and lets fight off these pirates." a battle ensued and the captain and his men won. after the fighting was over, the first mate asked, "captain? i can understand the guns, the cannons and the sword. but why did you have me bring you your red shirt?" the caprain replied, "so in case i was injured during the battle, the others wouldn't see the blood and become discouraged." a few days later, the captain and his crew were sailing on the great blue sea again and ran into a fleet of 100 pirate ships ready to attack. the captain then told his first mate, "first mate- ready the cannons and guns. and get me my sword and yellow pants." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ a telemarketer called a house one day and a small boy answered the phone. the conversation involved the the little boy whispering. "hello little boy. is your mommy or daddy home?" "yes." "can i talk to your mommy please?" "she's busy" "well can i talk to your daddy?" "he's busy too" "is anyone else there?" "a fireman" "can i speak to him please?" "he's busy too." "is anyone ELSE there??" "a policeman." "can i speak to him?" "he's busy too." by now the telemarketer was wondering what the heck everyone at the house was doing so he asked "what exactly is everyone doing that they're so busy??" an the little boy said "looking for me!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ one tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor. mrgreen hardyharhar. o well...i'm obviously bored. gonk ?que?
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:37 am
:sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me.
:ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:00 am
psycotic_wallaby :sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me. :ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk yep. >w< ore wa nihonjin, chugokujin, kankokujin... asiajin... XD
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:38 am
wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby :sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me. :ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk yep. >w< ore wa nihonjin, chugokujin, kankokujin... asiajin... XD kakkoi!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:52 am
psycotic_wallaby wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby :sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me. :ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk yep. >w< ore wa nihonjin, chugokujin, kankokujin... asiajin... XD kakkoi!!!!!! mmm...uzu...mmm... heart
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:23 am
wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby :sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me. :ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk yep. >w< ore wa nihonjin, chugokujin, kankokujin... asiajin... XD kakkoi!!!!!! mmm...uzu...mmm... heart ummm, wakarenai.........
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:21 am
psycotic_wallaby wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby :sings: my mom is chinese my dad is japanese, look what happened to me. :ute: kaasan ha chujin, tousan ha nohonjin, atashini okoru o mittekudasai........i'm obviously bored and i don't know if i translated that right gonk yep. >w< ore wa nihonjin, chugokujin, kankokujin... asiajin... XD kakkoi!!!!!! mmm...uzu...mmm... heart ummm, wakarenai......... uzu is that awesome japanese citrus drink.... YUMMY... someone brought back a box of it from japan for me~ heart and a box of ramune~ heart heart and if you don't know what ramune is i'm afraid i shall be very...DISTRAUGHT... evil
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:00 pm
whatever u say...... dramallama burning_eyes cheese_whine wahmbulance emo
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 11:08 pm
psycotic_wallaby whatever u say...... dramallama burning_eyes cheese_whine wahmbulance emo you DO know what ramune is... DON'T YOU?!?! evil
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:14 pm
???????????????????????????? surprised verload: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!:explodes:
:looks up in dictionary: ooooooooooooooookay i got it now 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:22 pm
psycotic_wallaby ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? surprised verload: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!:explodes: :looks up in dictionary: ooooooooooooooookay i got it now 3nodding hooooooooly crappitty don't stretch the paaaaaaage!!!!!!11111111111 gonk
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:12 am
wasabiyanyan psycotic_wallaby ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? surprised verload: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!:explodes: :looks up in dictionary: ooooooooooooooookay i got it now 3nodding hooooooooly crappitty don't stretch the paaaaaaage!!!!!!11111111111 gonk but it's so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh, better stop.....
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