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 Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:30 am
EVE'S *SIDE* OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve
. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.
"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They are a real pain," reported Eve.
Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs,
such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........
she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced,"
as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God,
"But it was my first shot at this, you know.
I gave the animals six breasts,
so I figured that you needed only half of those,
but I see that you are right.
I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again
visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic, "she replied, "But for one oversight on your part.
You see, all the "animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull".
All the animals have a mate except me.
I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said,
"You know, Eve,you are right.
How could I have overlooked this?
You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you.
Now let's see.....
where did I put the useless boob?"
*******
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:32 pm
lol... you're right, that does make a lot of sense.
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:23 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:44 pm
har har har, funny stuff xd
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:49 pm
xD I am officially amused.
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:23 am
Now that is funny. blaugh blaugh Har har...
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:40 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:17 pm
Its funny. I have to admit that. But I still believe in the orginal story. biggrin Did you right that?
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:45 pm
Men come from a useless boob? Nice... cool
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:07 pm
Haha ^-^
If they find life on mars
the catholic church'll be pretty
screwed >_< I'd like to see how
the story changes then
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