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 Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:08 pm
The titantron suddenly comes to life to show video clips of various hammer head sharks swimming around. The fans roar with cheers as they know what this means. The PWS Tag Team Champion, Cartwright, makes his way to the ring head-banging as if he is listening to some funky metal shizzle like Justin Bieber or Ninki Minaj. The fans respond by head-banging also, as it is the cool thing to do when Cartwright enters the arena. Most of the front-row head-butt the barricade, so the sound of steel echoes around the arena so loudly that you would think you were at a train station or golf course.
Cartwright enters the ring with a microphone and smiles for his adoring fans. They chant, 'HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD!', which makes Cartwright very, very happy. About as happy as when he pushed his ex-girlfriend down the stairs for being pregnant. He head-butted that girl good after the fall too. Right in the gut. That's what you do when you live the extreme life of a wrestler. It's just a natural progression.
Cartwright: "WHAT'S UP HAMMER HEADS?! YOUR PWS TAG TEAM CHAMPION OF THE WORLD NOW AND FOREVER IS HERE!"
Crowd: "'HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD!"
They really love this guy. You can't blame them. He oozes charisma. Charm. Sex appeal. Taste in vegetables. All thanks to his aftershave that is made from the sharks that he loves so much. They really are the best thing in the world.
Cartwright: "So.....um.....I just came out here to say hello."
Crowd: "'HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD!"
Cartwright: "AND THAT SHARKS ARE THE BEST ANIMALS IN THE WORLD! ALL OTHER ANIMALS SHOULD BE MADE EXTINCT! ESPECIALLY OWLS! AND FOXES! AND WOLVES!"
Crowd: "'HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD!"
The crowd clearly agrees. Cartwright is like, King Shark.
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:28 pm
Darkness swarmed the arena as the only lights that could be seen were those from the cell phones and camera flashes in the audience, in addition to the laser lights around the titantron that sporadically flashed, moved, and changed colors with the music.
"Red Eyes and Tears" - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Red eyes and tears, no more for you my love I fear.
Red eyes and tears, no more for you my love I fear.
No more fear, no more fear, I'm in love.
AJ Warner walked through the curtain as the spotlight following him had shown. Slowly he walked, and as he turned his body to face the ring he gave Cartwright a blank stare. It was his interpretation of a poker face, to hide all signs of emotions and thoughts so one-half of the tag team champions was unsure of what was to come. Without any flashy taunts, he started walking towards the ramp at an even pace, not acknowledging any fans or the sold-out crowd. Warner stopped at the end of the ramp and slowly looked to his left and his right with the same blank stare he had given Cartwright. AJ hopped onto the apron and turned his attention back to the man he's somewhat known for several years. It would be one of their very first confrontations. The Bad Chyld climbed into the rung under the top rope and walked past Cartwright now with a smug grin. Warner grabbed a microphone as the lights came back on to their neutral settings and the crowd was silent, anticipating what could unfold.
"You know... this wouldn't be the first time I've heard your name before..." The crowd gave a quick yet thunderous roar for Cartwright but AJ quickly continued his speech. "and I'm sure you've heard of me... but I mean, don't you find it a bit odd?" AJ said with a crooked smile as the crowd muttered upon themselves. "It's a tragedy that AJ Warner and Cartwright have never had a match with one another." The crowd gave a slight pop and the fans that knew of AJ Warner were heard distantly cheering loudly for a match-up that has never happened. "... because maybe had we faced each other, you wouldn't be standing here healthy enough to talk about animals!" The crowd booed as Warner stepped closer to the Cartwright with no sign of calming down.
"You wanna talk about the best animal? Cart, you're inches close from entering the lion's cage... you see a lion is the king of the jungle. The lion is ruthless. He shows dominance over other animals not only for food, not only because it drives him... but to teach other animals to avoid their superior." AJ was talking a bit softer now looking at Cartwright with a more aggravated facial expression than the one he entered with. The crowd burst into a slight 'HAMMER HEAD!' chant again, but Warner wasn't going to let this audience interrupt him. "& the lion, though caged, is only caged if he allows himself to be, and buddy, I've been caged way too long. Now that I'm out, it's time to eat... it's time to re-establish, my, dominance. You are no shark. You are just another animal in the wrong place... at the wrong time." AJ dropped his arm down to his side and waited for Cartwright to response, whether it was verbally or physically.
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:32 pm
((OMG!!! This should be interesting! xd )) Cartwright is shocked by the appearance of the legendary AJ Warner. Cartwright's mouth opens and his eyes widen as he watched AJ make his entrance. Cartwright wondered what AJ was doing here in PWS. Cartwright thought AJ was retired from wrestling, being a stay-at-home father or something. Maybe he is working the tills at K-Mart, helping old ladies pack their bags and find the dried fruit. Maybe he models their skirts and bras for the old dears as well. Cartwright doesn't know. Yet here he is standing in the ring that sharks built. This is no place for a lion. They might drown. Aj must be....Warn-ered. Now that was a clever line. Cartwright raises his microphone back up to his mouth.
Cartwright: "Great! Now we have a lion here in Pro Wrestling Shark that thinks that he can swim with the sharks! Well I have some bad news for you AJ, this is no jungle. You are no king here. Here you are merely plankton. A goldfish at best. You are entering my ocean play den, where I am King and Ruler of the ocean! Forget your whales and Greek Gods, it is definitely me! We all know this because I am the longest reigning PWS Tag Team Champion ever and my fellow Hammerheads love me!"
Cartwright looks towards the fans who instantly start head banging the barricade in support of Cartwright. 'HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD!'
Cartwright: "Do you see that?! Head-banging the barricade! You don't see any lions doing that! But this is not about anybody else! This is about your challenge to me! It intrigues me! Tell me, what makes you think that you are anywhere near my level and skill when you have been hiding in your little jungle for so long? Did you get bored of the climate? What made you think that you could just dive-in to MY world and think that you have what it takes, you dirty land creature?! How are you even talking when you should be holding your breath for as long as you can?!"
The crowd begins to chant, 'LAND CREATURE!' at AJ, which may seem odd anywhere else but is totally normal in PWS, especially during a Cartwright promo. The chant that is. Chanting in general is considered a good thing I hear. But it's hard to hear anything underwater.
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:08 pm
( 3nodding )
Warner laughed, in part due to the Land Creature chants, but mostly at Cartwright questioning his ability to compete. AJ raised the mics to his lips after going back to a more determined look. He steps toward the ropes and leans over the apron in the direction of the fans who were banging their heads against the barricade. "Congratulations! You guys -" he says while pointing to those fans. "just confirmed all of Cartwright's fans must suffer serious blows to the head to actually enjoy him!!" Warner pointed back to the huge babyface who stood in the ring with him. The fans booed loudly but the people in the front row continued their headbanging and another 'LAND CREATURE!' chant, but AJ soon diverted his attention back to the biggest threat in that entire arena: Cartwright. "What makes me a higher level, a better competitor, a tougher opponent than you Cart... is you're dependent." AJ went back to the other apron and spoke with a bit of a louder tone than before. "Whether it's a tag team partner, these fans, or the guys in the back, your priority is other people! Don't you see?!" Warner was animated now and got back into Cartwright's face.
"Times have changed! It's not about being the best anymore with this business. People are so pre-occupied winning these guys over, that they seemingly forgot just what brought guys to the top. Like the Cartwright of before, like the monster that was, and the monster that is A-J WARNER." The fans jeered loudly and AJ went back to the other side of the ropes. "SHUT UP." Boos now engulfed the arena and the mysterious, mixed reaction that came with his entrance was now a thing of the past. Warner turned back to Cartwright with a smirk. "It takes self-motivation. Self-respect. Not settling for anything less than the top prize... and I may have been in hiding, but don't think for a single second I'm not as capable of headlining a company or putting your a** on a gurney as I was then!" Warner, again, was inches away from Cartwright's face. "Now what makes you think you're on MY level?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:14 am
Cartwright looks angered as AJ runs-down his fans and Cartwright himself, his eyes narrow, his eyebrows lower and his smile fades. Cartwright leans his face so close to Warners that they are now nose-to-nose.
Cartwright: "You think that I'm dependant?! I have carried my tag team titles on my own for pretty much a year here! You think that I have no self-respect?! I most certainly do! I still pride myself on being the best that I can be! And as far as being as big of a monster as you, I can press that button whenever I damn well want...."
The crowd begins to chant, 'MONSTER! MONSTER!'. Cartwright shakes his head furiously and backs away from AJ.
Cartwright: "NO! The monster's in a box and he ain't coming out! I don't need him! I have the power of the mighty Hammer Head Shark now! I know that I'm above your level because I've been above it for years while you've been busy sleeping or looking after your cubs! But I'll tell you something my furry brother, since you are the one that came out here, I think it's obvious that you feel the need to prove yourself here. You want to prove yourself against me?! Let's see if the lion has bitten-off more than he can chew because I ACCEPT!"
The crowd stops head-banging the barricade to stand up straight and cheer.
Crowd: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Cartwright: "Let's do it! Lion vs Shark! Are you ready to sleep with the fishes AJ Warner?!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:27 am
AJ stared down Cartwright with a look of anger himself. Several moments went by with Warner looking his competition dead in the eyes. Finally, as the crowd was silent for a few moments, he dropped the mic and took off his shirt to the public's approval. He walked back to his corner and grabbed the top ropes, leaning forward and preparing himself for his first match in nearly four years.
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:37 pm
Cartwright watches as it looks like AJ is readying himself to go right now. And that's cool with Cartwright, sharks don't like to spend all their time talking anyway. The crowd cheers as Cartwright walks to the opposite corner and begins to do star jumps while a referee runs towards the ring. Here's an added bonus for the PWS fans tonight.
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:21 pm
Deep down, Warner was shaking with excitement and nervousness. But all the training that he's done to make a comeback is ready to be put on display. After questioning Cartwright, the referee asked AJ if he was ready and he nodded.
Ding ding ding!
The Bad Chyld took two steps forward, with the same daggers that he was shooting earlier in Cartwright's eyes. He spoke to Cartwright at a volume drowned out by crowd noise and not amplified by microphones. "Bring it motherf*cker."
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:57 am
Oh no he didn't just say that! Cartwright wasn't going to let him get away with saying such things. Mother Hammerhead is a lovely lady. Cartwright took two small steps forward before charging like a mad man at AJ, trying to take him down to the mat. He's all fired-up now!
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:31 pm
Warner was taken down to the mat with a thud! AJ expected a flurry of punches to follow after nearly any takedown, however and went for elbows to Cartwright's head so he could get out of the position he was. It didn't take a veteran to understand that having your back on the canvas was never a good thing.
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:32 pm
AJ covers up and Cartwright is unable to break his cover with his right hands. Cartwright changes his games and tries to quickly get to his feet so he can stomp at AJ!
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:40 pm
AJ is stomped a few times, but refuses to have the match go on like this. Being close to his corner, Warner rolled out of the ring and looked at Cartwright with a very frustrated look. The crowd cheered loudly for their hero and started a 'HAMMER HEAD!' chant again. This made the Bad Chyld even more mad, but he started walking up the steps to see if Cartwright would back off for the moment being.
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:41 pm
Cartwright may be a shark, but he is a fair shark, a good guy Hammer Head. He keeps his distance so AJ can enter the ring in peace, whenever he wishes. Cartwright stands in the centre of the ring and stretches his arms out at either side in a motion that says that this is his ring and AJ is the guest in it!
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:04 pm
Warner climbed under the top rope and started circling the ring. He had an arm extended to offer a test of strength, but it was bait. If Cartwright was going to make AJ look bad in his first few seconds coming back, he wasn't going to retaliate with a test of strength. If Cartwright was baited, Warner would go for a kick to the gut.
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:05 pm
Cartwright thought that a long-time pro like AJ would be able to compete in a clean contest, but he is proven wrong. Cartwright is happy to accept the test of strength offer, however Aj has other ideas. Cartwright receives a kick to the gut that causes him to hunch over! The crowd don't appreciate such tactics and boo!
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