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 Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:47 am
Venom #1 Contender's Match
Good luck!
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:10 pm
They say in chess you've got to kill the queen and then you made it.
Oh I, do you
A funny thing, the king who gets himself assassinated.
Hey now, every time I lose
Altitude.
You took a town by storm the mess you made was nominated.
Oh I, do you
Now put away your welcome soon you'll find you've overstayed it.
Hey now, every time I lose
Altitude.
So divine
Hell of an Elevator
All the while my fortune faded
Never mind, the consequences of the crime this time my fortune faded.
"Fortune Faded" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers hits as out comes a man making his big debut here tonight...Anthony Frusciante! He heads out from the back, singing to his own theme song as he heads down the ramp. He seems so absorbed in his music, he ignores the fans with their arms out asking for high fives! This causes some boos for Anthony, but he ignores them, continuing to sing along to and enjoy his own theme song. He than hops into the ring, continuing to rock out to his song, until it suddenly stops playing! Anthony is in rage, and he starts kicking the ropes about the ring, and screaming. He tells the refs, the commentators, the fans, anyone whom will listen, that he wants his music to be back on for his match.
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:55 pm
Unfortunately for Mr. Frusciante, there was no time for his music to start up again, as new shout hit the arena... やった ~!
(Yatta!) After a screeching shout, "Boys Be A Tiger" begins to play, and a man dressed in orange garb walks out onto the ramp. He has two very noticeable features... An orange striped tail, and a hat shaped like a tiger... the Tora No Boushi... the TIGER HAT! Tora-san slowly makes his way down to the ring, raising one arm as he looked over to his left, smiling warmly at the audience. He increases his pace to a quick jog, slapping the hands of the fans over the barricade. When he reaches the ring, he rolls under the bottom rope, pouncing to stand in the centre of the ring, raising his muscular arm once again. He then retreats to the corner, dancing there with a low spin, giving Anthony a wide berth. He bounces on his toes, warming up as he waits for the bell to ring, and the match to start.
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:05 pm
The ref calls for the bell and this match to be underway, but Anthony will have nothing of it. He keeps yelling at the ref, and now Tiger Hat, that he refuses to perform unless his music either continues to play during the match on a loop, or unless the crowd sings his theme. Anthony looked dead serious as he made his demands, however, they were so ridiculous, they almost made Tiger Hat look like a threat by comparison.
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Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 11:13 am
Tiger scratched behind his ear (or the ear on his hat, bizarrely). He was utterly baffled at what Anthony was trying to accomplish. His ludicrous demands were not impressing him, and it seemed as though the crowd were refusing to play ball too. Half wanting to see where this was going, and half because he wanted to see how riled Anthony would get, Tiger stayed in his corner, watching (with the eye of the tiger).
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Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 11:58 am
Anthony continued to yell and stomp about, but in the corner of his eye, he saw Tiger was a watching him. Finally, he stopped and turned to him, and began to yell directly at him, pointing and saying horrible, obscene things to him. He finally got so close, he looked to poke him in the chest a few times, wanting to air his opinions!
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Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 10:12 pm
Tiger, once again, wasn't quite sure how to act as Anthony approached him. As he began poking his chest, he backed up, eliminating what little room was left between him and the turnbuckle. His head jerked back, semi-annoyed at the erupting idiot standing in front of him, who seemed more content to fight with words than with wrestling maneuvers.
Realising that he had backed away, mostly from the pure shock of what was transpiring, Tiger slyly propped his foot backwards, secretly bracing it against the turnbuckle. Hoping that Anthony's ranting would keep him off-guard, Tiger would try to launch his first attack; he would push himself forward, twisting as he propelled himself forward into a European uppercut aimed for Anthony's jaw, screaming to drown out his spiteful words:
"TIGAH UPPERCUT!!"
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Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 10:19 pm
Anthony's eyes filled with horror as Tiger Hat lunged forward, and the European Uppercut connected, knocking Frusciante down to the ground! He laid there, holding his chin as he continued to yell, this time saying, "WHATCHA DO THAT FOR?!"
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:12 pm
Tiger looked confused - again - as he pointed across from both competitors, to the ringside bell.
"Match. Wrestle?"
He tilted his head, narrowing his eyes; Tiger wasn't sure if Anthony knew what he was doing.
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 2:07 pm
Anthony scrambled to a vertical base now, once again getting into the face of Tiger Hat. "Wrestle?! WRESTLE?! Where's my music! I want my damn music! I want my Peppers!" Anthony kept going on and on, until suddenly, he looked to slap Tiger Hat across the face!
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 5:55 pm
Tiger was slapped hard in the face, turning his head, his hat turning slightly from the impact of the sudden jolt. His cheek reddening, Tiger turned his face back to Anthony, his confusion replaced with a furious anger. He burst forward, trying to apply a clinch hold.
"No music! Wrestle!"
If his clinch was successful, Tiger Hat would attempt several well-placed Tiger Knees to Anthony's ribs, hoping to inflict pain - recompense for humiliation!
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:31 pm
The kicks connected with Anthony's ribs, and he dropped to his knees. He looked up at Tiger, and it seemed like was having some trouble breathing. However, some words escaped his mouth..."Whatcha...do...do...that for?"
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:36 pm
Tiger's keen senses did not pick up on the last words uttered by Anthony. He heard nothing, yet saw the success of his maneuvers, an ounce of pride pumping through him along with the adrenaline. As the opponent dropped to his knees, he became perfect height for the finishing touch to his previous assault - Tiger would spring upwards, to attempt a rising Tiger Knee to the jaw!
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:39 pm
The Tiger Knee connected, and Anthony fell back to the mat! The fans let out a big "ooooooh" thanks to the move. Boy, Tiger Hat was really on fire!
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:52 pm
His combination completed, and his opponent down, Tiger Hat leapt forward for an early pin attempt on his opponent, hoping to have rocked him enough to take him out of the match.
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