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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:47 pm
Riley was sitting in her room. Doing nothing. This is why Lani doesn't start RPs.
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:50 pm
SUDDENLY AND WITHOUT WARNING AYMET BURST THROUGH HER WALL LIKE THE KOOL AID GUY
'"HAY RILEY WATS UP!!!" HE ASKED MYSTERIOUSLY 3nodding
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:51 pm
"Here you go," Said Death, "Gold stars for everyone."
Aymet and Riley got a gold star.
They became princesses.
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:05 pm
"*DEATH-SENPAI HAS FINALLY NOTICED US RILEY-CHAN!!!!*"
AYMET STRUCK A POSE AND KNOCKED OVER ONE OF RILEY'S CEPHALATO FISHTANKS.
"BUT TO GRADUATE FROM AMITYVILLE NINJA ACADEMY WE MUST DEFEAT HIM!!! TOGETHER!!!!"
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:08 pm
Riley pulled off her tiara and threw it at Death, using its power to change him back into the beautiful prince he was always meant to be.
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:15 pm
And then Death revealed he was bishounen all along.

Too bishounen. Hopefully he would be so bishounen that artists would stop drawing bishounen Caelius with his shirt down because Death was clearly way more sexier and stuff.
Death used his Bishounen Death Strike and Riley became a General Queen.
Aymet found his nobody and became Xaymet
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:23 pm
JUST THEN XAYMET'S CELL PHONE DECORATED IN CUTE PHONE CHARMS BEGAN RINGING"AMRITA-CHAN!!!! I AM TAKING MY FINAL NINJA EXAM AND I NEED YOUR HELP AND ALSO I AM NOW A NOBODY!!!!" HE YELLED INTO THE RECEIVER. "UH HUH? UH HUH?" "NO YOU HANG UP~" "NO YOU HANG UP~" "NO YOU HANG UP FIRST~~~"  "I SAID YOU HANG UP FIRST!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME UPON OUR ANCESTORS!" AND THEN XAYMENT THREW THE PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM COLDLY LIKE ICE "AND NOW DEATH THE REAL FIGHT BEGINSAAAAAAAAA"
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:09 pm
General Queen Rilenite started to turn into a phoenix but stopped when she heard Aymet and Amrita talking on the phone and felt a great swelling of shipfeels, so she ran to her new bishounen overlord Death and demanded kisses but only if he made this face.
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:13 pm
Sometimes, when one is very beautiful, they must reject the very thing they love the most

He then (very coldly!) turned to Xaymet and said..... "XAYMET... YOU CANNOT... KILL... DEATH!!!" and then punched the dreadlocks out of Xaymet's hair.
And then Xaymet was super shocked.
And then he realized the terror he had unleashed upon the world, and was really sad and felt gross. He ate Mcdonalds to make himself feel better.
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:20 pm
A SINGLE TEAR ROLLED DOWN HIS CHEEK AND THEN FROZE SOLID THE OPPOSITE OF HIS HEART, WHICH HAD BEEN THAWED BY HOW HE HAD THE DREADLOCKS PUNCHED OUT OF HIS HAIR  "D-DEATH-SENPAI...." eek
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:34 pm
Riley felt shunned. Betrayed. Abandoned. She was so upset she just turned and hopped away, and somebody kicked her in the face I don't know who but it happened.  Then she drowned in Aymet's ice tear and was never heard from again......... until someone visited the crystal realm and found her as the queen.
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:42 pm
Click-
- Was the sound Death's convenient time travel thing would make because he ate too much Mcdonalds and got food poisoning and died but he didn't really die because a long time ago, he predicted that he would die by his own hands and went back in time to before he predicted that to stop it from even happening so he would never eat too much Mcdonalds.
So he never ate too much Mcdonalds and this never happened.
But then this happened:

I'm actually not too sure what is going on in this pic, but if you really want me to narrate it I think there's some sort of fat guy, maybe Riley, and he's thinking deeply on his chair some really deep thoughts when suddenly he runs out the window because his pants are on invisible fire but Aymet's dreadlocks, which had been punched out, rescues him and stuff.
And then this happened....

... when he flexed. Aymet and Riley could not resist ok.
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 5:08 pm
Riley could not resist Deaths charms so she came back to life as DREAM PANDA  and hip thrusted to Death for the rest of her days
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 6:39 pm
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Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:56 pm
When Malodore woke up, and contemplated the dream it just had, it would seriously have to wonder if it should ever fall asleep again.
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