Welcome to my home, dear guest! It's--ah no! Don't touch the potted plant! It has quite an appetite for fingers, you know...
Right, well, this is where I live and I do apologize for the mess. It's difficult to find any semblance of order around here, but isn't that the way of life? Chaos with no direction to fill the howling voids where logical structure should be?
The Living Room:::
It's small, but the couch is very comfortable if you'd like to take a seat. Mind the right pillow, it likes to be scratched on its tummy.
The Kitchen:::
Did you know I make a mean spider's egg pie? Mmm, have that with a glass of cold orange milk and you'll feel like eating bugs for weeks. Delicious!
The Bedroom:::
I strongly object to the window, because really who thought it would be a good idea to just have that there? They were practically inviting everyone in to steal organs or drool on your pillow, and that just isn't acceptable. Still, I...I have to admit, I'm
maybe looking forward to seeing what it does when the light falls on Carlos's beautiful, perfect hair. Ah, that's so presumptuous! I oughtn't think of having him in my bed...though I did buy a new one just for him. But don't tell him that!
The Crawl Studio:::
And this is where I do sound editing for pre-recorded segments on the show, like commercials and PSA's. You know, things like that.
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