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Haha!
  These are funny!
  ~Katti
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Nidoqueen of Hearts

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:08 pm


1. Run in a dressing room, wait a minute, then shout "There's no toilet paper in here!"
2. Jump off the second story and yell "I am Tarzan, and I like cheese!
3. Tie one end of a string to your ankle, the other end to a plushie, and run around yelling "Help! Help! It's attacking me!"

4. Take a water gun that looks like a real gun, go into the mall and pretend it's a robbery and when they give you the money, squirt the clerk.
5. Flirt with the clerk.
6. Get big giant bouncy balls and throw them down the elevator yelling, "GO POKEBALL GO!"
7. Ride a random person and say "I can't find the dumb coin slot!!"

8. Go up the down escalators and shout, "ARGH! These dumb things are broken!"
9. Sing "Camptown ladies" as loud as you can in the elevator.

Go ahead, add anything else!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:33 pm


xd Don't forget to glue a coin to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.

superkatti
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meggo-waffle
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:37 pm


Tee heee, let me try...

1. When the intercom goes off, yell 'Oh no! The voices in my head again!'
2. Go around and run from rack to rack and wall to wall humming your own theme music
3. Tie a blanket around your neck and put underwear over your pants and get a friend to do the same. Then yell 'I am batman. Come Robin, to the Batmobile!'
4. I had more but I forgot them...

I've got some funny stuff for school though...
PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:44 pm


haha~ that's funny meggo! We should do that sometime! Remember that time with Amanda and Erin and the little cart? XDDDDDDD

superkatti
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meggo-waffle
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:18 pm


I know, we're such retards!
*Ahem* I mean, they're such retards...!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:34 pm


1. put skittles on layaway
2. open up some gi joes and some transformers and have a war in the isle
3. use the store as a soccer/football field
4. when someone asks if they can help you drop to your knees, start to cry, and ask "why wont you people leave me alone!?"
5. go through the store, fill up a cart (preferably with things that need to be kept cold), then leave it somewhere. repeat as needed.
6. try to beat every game on the xbox/gamecube/ps2 demo discs
7. go over to the computers, find an expensive looking one, then move the mouse off the screen and hit the print screen button. open paint and press ctrl+V, save it as something. now, set that as the desktop background. you can usually do that by finding the file where you saved it and right clicking and clicking set background. now that that's done, move all the icons off the desktop (doesn't matter where, just get rid of them). hiding the task bar helps too. the computer will appear to be frozen and the knuckleheads who work there wont figure it out for hours.

Evangaleon


superkatti
Captain

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:32 pm


Pretend to slip and knock over everything on a shelf, then run away.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:35 pm


5. Follow someone around and when they pick something up, yell "Don't get that!"
6. Walk behind someone while they're shopping for clothes, and when they put something in their cart, pick up another of the same clothing and say very loudly "This is so ugly! Who would want to buy this?!"

meggo-waffle
Crew


superkatti
Captain

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:39 pm


xd xd
3. Walk around the entire clothing section and say loudly "Yuck!" "Ew!" "Ugly!" "Who would ever wear something like this?!" "Can't they have any good clothes?"
4. Find a tea set and some stuffed animals and have a teaparty in the middle of the store. It'll be funny if they don't send you to the nuthouse. 3nodding
PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:41 pm


Tee hee.
7. Get a baseball bat and a baseball and get a friend to be the pitcher. Point to isle five and say "Come on, this will be a fiver."

meggo-waffle
Crew


superkatti
Captain

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:48 pm


5. Find the peanut butter and throw them all aside saying "Don't they have any peanut butter here?!"
6. Pretend to go to sleep on a bed display, then when someone walks by, scream like you had a nitemare.
7. Call "Cleanup in isle 7!" or whichever isle you happen to be in.
8. Go up to an employee and say "Can you help me?" When they ask you what you need, say "What do you want?" or something like that.
9. Put some tictacs on layaway.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:02 pm


8. Tell someone you have to show them something. As they follow you, walk very fast, and gradually slow down. Put your arms out and play airplane. Then look back at them and say "Why are you following me?!"

meggo-waffle
Crew


meggo-waffle
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:11 pm


9. While waiting in line, loudly declare "First day on parol." When the person infront of you looks at you, say "Hey, I remember you! Bank robbery, right?"
PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:19 pm


10. Walk everywhere with Cool Whip in one hand and a razor in the other.

meggo-waffle
Crew


superkatti
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:11 pm


xd lol meggo, number 9 is really funny!
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