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 Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:56 am
An idea I've had for a while!
I need some cheering up honestly- the past few months have been horrible and I'm falling back into the doomtasticalness of depression a bit.
Cheesey jokes/pick up lines/ anything really gets me laughing though.
So here is this game/contest whatever you want to call it.
Anyone who tells the cheesiest joke or pick up line and makes me laugh the most gets a prize!
(Not sure what kind of prize o: I'll get around to that if anyone actually participates)
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Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 11:09 am
Do you have a fever, or are you always this hot?
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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:33 am
A mushroom walks into a bar, bartender says "you, get out of here, we don't serve your kind," the mushroom responds "come on, I'm a fun guy!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:59 am
Chromosexual Do you have a fever, or are you always this hot? Oh my goodness!
I found this one absolutely adorable. xD (probablyatadweirdofme)
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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:00 am
Starlight Minako A mushroom walks into a bar, bartender says "you, get out of here, we don't serve your kind," the mushroom responds "come on, I'm a fun guy!" Pfft!!! This one!!! This one got my sister and myself cracking up.
Gosh I'll have to give both you and Chromosexual prizes o:
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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:16 pm
Cheesy pick up lines, 101:
"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."
"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!"
"Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?"
"Are you from Tennessee? ‘cuz your the only ten I see."
"Hey, baby are you uranium? 'cuz your radiating beauty."
"Are you hydrogen? Because me and you can make one stable compound."
Cheezy Jokes, 101:
p1: "You want to hear a dirty joke?"
p2: "Yeah, sure."
p1: "a horse fell in the mud"
q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a: A fsh.
q: How do you throw a party in outer space?
a: You planet.
q: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?
a: It's two tired.
q: Hey, wanna hear a pizza joke?
a: Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
q: How about a construction joke?
a: Actually, I'm still working on it.
q: What's brown and sticky?
a: A stick.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Durp.... >~>
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Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:02 pm
PunkyHeart_Vampire Chromosexual Do you have a fever, or are you always this hot? Oh my goodness!
I found this one absolutely adorable. xD (probablyatadweirdofme)
C:
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Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 11:02 am
Hikishi Masashi Cheesy pick up lines, 101:"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."
"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!"
"Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?"
"Are you from Tennessee? ‘cuz your the only ten I see."
"Hey, baby are you uranium? 'cuz your radiating beauty."
"Are you hydrogen? Because me and you can make one stable compound."Cheezy Jokes, 101:p1: "You want to hear a dirty joke?"
p2: "Yeah, sure."
p1: "a horse fell in the mud"
q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a: A fsh.
q: How do you throw a party in outer space?
a: You planet.
q: Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?
a: It's two tired.
q: Hey, wanna hear a pizza joke?
a: Nevermind, it's too cheesy.
q: How about a construction joke?
a: Actually, I'm still working on it.
q: What's brown and sticky?
a: A stick.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."Durp.... >~> Oh my goodness gracious o:<
those were all amusing! x3
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Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:09 am
PunkyHeart_Vampire Hikishi Masashi "Hey, baby are you uranium? 'cuz your radiating beauty." "Are you hydrogen? Because me and you can make one stable compound." Oh my goodness gracious o:<
those were all amusing! x3 My brother came up with these two nerdy ones right when I asked him. XD
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Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:45 am
Hikishi Masashi PunkyHeart_Vampire Hikishi Masashi "Hey, baby are you uranium? 'cuz your radiating beauty." "Are you hydrogen? Because me and you can make one stable compound." Oh my goodness gracious o:<
those were all amusing! x3 My brother came up with these two nerdy ones right when I asked him. XD Hahahah oh my goddd.
I wish I could give him a prize too!
Speaking of prizes.. what the heck should I do for those- do you think?
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Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:35 am
PunkyHeart_Vampire Hikishi Masashi PunkyHeart_Vampire Hikishi Masashi "Hey, baby are you uranium? 'cuz your radiating beauty." "Are you hydrogen? Because me and you can make one stable compound." Oh my goodness gracious o:<
those were all amusing! x3 My brother came up with these two nerdy ones right when I asked him. XD Hahahah oh my goddd.
I wish I could give him a prize too!
Speaking of prizes.. what the heck should I do for those- do you think? Good question....
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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:07 am
Hikishi Masashi PunkyHeart_Vampire Hikishi Masashi PunkyHeart_Vampire Hikishi Masashi "Hey, baby are you uranium? 'cuz your radiating beauty." "Are you hydrogen? Because me and you can make one stable compound." Oh my goodness gracious o:<
those were all amusing! x3 My brother came up with these two nerdy ones right when I asked him. XD Hahahah oh my goddd.
I wish I could give him a prize too!
Speaking of prizes.. what the heck should I do for those- do you think? Good question.... Well what would you want as a prize? :3
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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:40 am
PunkyHeart_Vampire Hikishi Masashi PunkyHeart_Vampire Hikishi Masashi PunkyHeart_Vampire Hikishi Masashi "Hey, baby are you uranium? 'cuz your radiating beauty." "Are you hydrogen? Because me and you can make one stable compound." Oh my goodness gracious o:<
those were all amusing! x3 My brother came up with these two nerdy ones right when I asked him. XD Hahahah oh my goddd.
I wish I could give him a prize too!
Speaking of prizes.. what the heck should I do for those- do you think? Good question.... Well what would you want as a prize? :3 Um.... I'm not the person to ask... I'm fine with anything really... I'm not a picky person.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:32 pm
Are you made out of copper and tellurium because you're  ?
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:42 pm
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
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