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 Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:19 pm
 Evil cookies are the worst! They are all bite and no crunch! 5 Boss loot: (On DEFEAT of boss only) Roll 1d4 and match your loot to the results below: 1. 1 card which you can redeem HERE. Remember you can only redeem 5 cards a day max PER character in any battle, dungeon, or quests. 2: 200 EXP 3. An Arpakassu Tea Party minipet which you can claim HERE4. This card here
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:20 pm
*Borg entering* "No, no, I meant it. You've gotta be kidding me with that encounter incantation." Said the annoyed Borg, pointing to a group of characters mashing around an evil-looking cake. "I've been watching since the start of the battle. Neither of the two said anything or moved like giving a bow. The cake just...suddenly drops in and start attacking them!" Are you doubting the system?"-I'd doubt anything here." Fine. Let's just say that I lied about the incantation. How do you explain the two mobs suddenly appearing from before?"You are part of the Game. You must've exerted some control over the mob spawn." And how do I did that?"I DON'T KNOW!" Then your hypothesis is false."Just you wait." He looked around and found a tea table, filled with all sorts of cookies and cakes, be it in slices or whole. "My hypothesis is your incantation are bogus. I will demonstrate it using this cookie. I hereby challenged the Insanity to come!" He yelled that to a cookie. Nothing happens. "See! My hypothesis is true!" My hypothesis is you're gonna regret your hypothesis. Look again.Aaand. That cookie grew legs and arms and teeth and face... -and become ******** class="quote"> ooc
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
9, 10, 6
Total: 25 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:22 pm
The cookie takes the initiative! It fires its chocolate chips as projectile! Splat! Borg took 5 damage from getting choco-chipped.Grunting inwardly, he tossed in the TriDice into his hat- -and drew out a piece of carrot alongside a cutting board. The March Hare, jumping out from the same hat quickly nibbled on that rooty vegetable. Borg tossed the carrot and Hare altogether to the Cookie. Borg did 3 damage to Cookie. 2 Animal cruelty points rewarded. Collect 100 and you'll get a visit from PETA.OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: 30 - 5 = 25 BOSS HP REMAINING: 50 - 3 = 47! ATTACK: 1+2(mini) = 3! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 3 Next! DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
5, 1, 8
Total: 14 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:27 pm
"Screw PETA, I got a rabbit-launching cannon somewhere inside my hat-" He tossed the TriDice again and pulled the aforementioned cannon. Meanwhile the March Hare still struggling with the Cookie for the ownership of the carrot-- Borg flung the cutting board to separate them, breaking the carrot into two in progress. "Hop in bunny, I got more carrots (?) in my cannon." Said Borg, targeting the Cookie's midsection- BOOM with carrot sharpnel. WUT. And now the cookie have a hole in its center. "EW." Grunted Borg again, seeing the March Hare now nibbling at the Cookie's crumbled body. Borg did 10 damage to Cookie. Plus 3 damage for Sugartooth Fatality. 5 HP penalty for Guro. 3HP defended from penalty for impromptu Shuriken use."Do as you like." OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: 25- (5-3) = 22! BOSS HP REMAINING: 47 - 13 = 34! ATTACK: [(2*4)+3]+2(mini) = 13! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
9, 10, 7
Total: 26 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:29 pm
Another TriDice rolls revealed... A wooden pin roller. -which Borg used to pummel the Cookie's head, making it crumble more. Borg does 4 damage to Cookie. March Hare eaten 2 portion of crumbs. Total damage 6. Minus 5 HP penalty for playing the 'egg or chicken first' theme by using cooking appliances."What. The. Heck." OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: 22 - 5 = 17! BOSS HP REMAINING: 34 - 6 = 28! ATTACK: (3+1)+2(mini) = 6! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
4, 2, 5
Total: 11 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:32 pm
The next TriDice rolls reveals... A pint of milk and a chocolate bar. Also a whisk. "...USE MILK. USE CHOCOLATE BAR." And he jammed the whisk into the Cookie's body, earning it a new hole. Borg got penalized for 3 HP for playing the 'egg or chicken' ploy. Recovered 6 HP from using both items. Penalized for 2 HP more for being a sweet tooth."Yep. You're making no sense as usual." Whisk does 3 damage. March Hare continued eating the crumbs for 2 physiological damage."Dammit stop eating, bunny!" OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: (17 - 5) + (2 + 4) = 18! BOSS HP REMAINING: 28 - 5 = 23! ATTACK: (3)+2(mini) = 5 ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: (2 + 4) = 6! HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
9, 8, 2
Total: 19 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:35 pm
Although the Cookie has been damaged greatly (i.e. having a hole in many places), it didn't look that it will go down- -for now. "Come on, gimme a good weapon-" Thud. And a bag of chocochips fell from the hat along with a mixing bowl and a spatula. "Do you have auto-calculate function? I give up." MILK+CHOCOLATE+WHISK+CHOCOCHIPS+MIXING BOWL+SPATULA COMBO unleashed 10 psychological damage to Cookie! Cookie is trembling in fear that you are its creator! Translates into 7 integrity damage! Chocochips heals you for 4 HP! Receive 5HP penalty for being in the verge of cavity!"..." Borg can only wonder who in the seven hell degree of crazy programmed this game. OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: (18 - 5) + 4 = 17! BOSS HP REMAINING: 23 - 7 = 16! ATTACK: (4 + 1)+2(mini) = 7! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 4! HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
9, 8, 4
Total: 21 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:37 pm
Another TriDice roll awarded him cinnamon powder, cookie cutter and vanilla extract. Commentary: Borg did 4 damage to Cookie because it's allergic to vanilla extract! Borg did 2 additional damage for bringing cinnamon powder! 100 psychological damage to Cookie from seeing cookie cutter! Translates into 1 integrity damage. "How the HECK-" 2 HP recovery for being cynical. 5HP penalty for disturbing the commentary."I GONNA RIP YOU TO SHREDSSSS!!!" Meanwhile, the March Hare continued eating the crumbs. OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: (17 - 5) + 2 = 14! BOSS HP REMAINING: 16 - 7 = 9! ATTACK: (1 + 4)+2(mini) = 7! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 0 DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 2! HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
7, 10, 6
Total: 23 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:41 pm
The next weapon that comes from his hat is... A bag of flour and iron plate for baking. You're gonna need egg for completing the PSYCHOLOGICAL TERROR combo. Anyway, 6 damage done to Cookie. 5HP damage for not being creative. "-OY!" The March Hare burped. OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: 14 - 5 = 9! BOSS HP REMAINING: 9 - 6 = 3! ATTACK: (4)+2(mini) = 6! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 3 Next! DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 3 10-sided dice:
6, 5, 5
Total: 16 (3-30)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:43 pm
And now- CREATION COMBO COMPLETE! EGG+FLOUR+CHOCOCHIP+VANILLA+MILK+CARROT+CHOCOLATE BAR+CINNAMON+MIXING BOWL+WHISK+SPATULA+IRON PAN+CUTTING BOARD+ROLLING PIN+COOKIE CUTTER CREATES A TEMPORAL PARADOX! COOKIE QUESTIONS ITS EXISTENCE! INNER CONFLICT DOES 1 BILLION PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE! Translates into 8 damage. Cookie is getting Schrodinger-ed."...I am not hearing anything. Lalala." Said Borg, tossing the stuffed March Hare back into his hat-while picking the LootDie. OOC Deck: gaia_crown [ Borg's STATS ]HP: 9 - (5 - 3) = 7! BOSS HP REMAINING: 3 - 8 = DEADATTACK: (3 + 3)+2(mini) = 8! ATTACK TARGET: Boss DEFENSE SELF: 3Next! DEFENSE TARGET: 0 HEALS SELF: 0 HEALS TARGET: 0 LUCK MULTIPLIER: 0
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Rathurue rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:46 pm
He threw the LootDie and gotten two... Party Crackers? The fanfare blasted from right and left, directly on his ears. You have leveled up twice!"WHAT DAMMIT!?" *Borg exits with temporal hearing problems." OOC GuildBattle CalculatorMy character's username: Undying=Borg My character's level: 10+50EXP + 200EXP = 12+50EXP! Character's HP: 30 Current party:Current Guild:Location: Woods Small IC description of character: <= Character journal: Battle Entry Log
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