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 Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:58 pm
Are you depressed? Or just bored that you want to read something funny?
Or maybe you just thought of a funny pick up line and wanted to share it? Then list it right here!!!
I'll start first~
Here's some that made me laugh in the CB
"Girl are you the Ukrainian conflict because you keep shooting me down"
"Is your cell phone in your back pocket?
...Cause' that a** is calling me."
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:11 pm
"lost your number, can I have yours" biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:27 pm
yummycupcakessparkles "lost your number, can I have yours" biggrin Wish I could actually use this one xD
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:49 pm
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's.
I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:52 am
Are you a flower because you smell
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:23 am
I've heard them as "I lost my number can I have yours" and "Are you a flower because you smell pretty or because you're beautiful."
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A Passionate Charity Mule Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:24 pm
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:29 pm
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 5:11 pm
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future heart
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:35 am
hey! i want to lend you my jersey cuz my last name is with it too smile
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:05 am
✻ ✻ c e l t i c h e a v e n s : :
"Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?"
One of my fav cheesy ones xD
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:52 pm
"nice outfit it'll look even better on my floor." my friends brother used this once...it worked eek .
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 6:05 pm
Tasi9876 Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future heart I like that one~
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:54 pm
PairsOsocks Tasi9876 Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future heart I like that one~ hehehe whee
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:01 pm
Samurai_Zatoichi "nice outfit it'll look even better on my floor." my friends brother used this once...it worked eek . That lucky doodle
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