
"Oh! Hello, there! Welcome to Jewel's Manor of Masters. Before you begin browsing for your future partner, there are some rules to go over.
First, the masters who live in the Mistress' mansion are not abusive. Though some may be more stern and willing to extract punishments, they would never severely injure their slaves. We do not encourage or agree with methida that include rape or other violent acts. The Mistress will only allow kinder masters into the manor.
Second, the masters need a few days to get their homes in order and ready for the reception of their slave or slaves. Please, be patient while they set up their homes.
Third, the Mistress does not take requests. If you're looking for a specific master, you've come to the wrong place. The Mistress can't be bothered with searching the world for someone to suit your picky needs. Do not waste her time by requesting her to find what you're looking for.
Lastly, many of the masters here are from different worlds, dimensions, or hidden places of this world. Any connection to others the slaves know will either be lost or special permission will be needed. You'd best be prepared for either.
Now, without further interruption, here are the lists of our masters. Pay attention to which list a master is under. You can't request one that's already been taken or has is settig up their home."
Single
List is undergoing construction. Please wait.
Taken
List is empty.
Reserved
List is empty.
"To clarify: the 'Single' list is the list of masters that are available for request, the 'Taken' list is the list of masters already home with their slabe, and the 'Reserved' list is the list of masters who have been requested but are still fixing up their homes. Now that all that is out of the way, here is the contract. To request a master from Jewel's Manor of Masters, you must fill out and mail the contract to the Mistress. Thank you for staying awake during all this, and we here hope you enjoy your future master."
