The Alchemist's Kitchen was established by an alchemist, turned cook. As one might expect, he combined the two things he loved most - alchemy and food. The results being that his kitchen has caused a large number of living foods and cookware. Some have already escaped and gotten themselves in a dungeon elsewhere in this world, but still, there's many that are still here. These monsters have pretty much taken over his house and yard, and pretty much the rest of his village, to the point that the only inhabitants are villagers who are willing to put up with this and the food monsters themselves. Yeah, have fun with that.
Mallowlings
Probably the least offensive of the food monsters to come out of the Alchemist's Kitchen. They are pretty adorable, as monsters go, and fairly weak. Killing on is only a 10 word commitment per Mallowling and always yields a marshmallow.
Puddins
Second weakest of the kitchen monsters. They would be inoffensive if it wasn't for the fact that they, like the jigglers, have a bad habit of consuming anything they crawl on. The good news is, all you need to do to get your stuff back is kill them. They will either drop a strawberry, cherry, chocolate, or vanilla pudding mix. This is a simple 15 word commitment per puddin. Roll a four sided die to find out which one you get - 1, strawberry; 2, cherry; 3, chocolate; 4, vanilla.
Mushies
All Mushies require some 30 each words to fight and kill.
Orange Mushies
Besides their obnoxious tendency to spit spores at you, which cause mushrooms to grow on your gear until you kill them, they are pretty nominal. Their most obnoxious habit is to bounce around and bounce off of you. An Orange Mushy will drop Mushroom Sauce packets.
Purple Mushies
A sweet nutty scent gives this little beastie away. They are slightly stronger than Orange Mushies, but really are not a big deal to put up with and use the same tactics as Orange Mushies. They drop Sacred Mushrooms - a delicacy that will grant your mushroom dishes +5 additional MANA.
Poisonous Mushies
Toxic little monsters, it is a wonder why the Alchemist Cook has decided to produce any foods with poisonous mushrooms at all. Whatever the reason, as long as you have any antidotes on hand, you shouldn't have any problems. They drop 2 Corrosive Vials.
Blue Mushies
One of the biggest kinds of Mushies, they usually travel alone, unlike the other kinds. They are cute, but not terribly friendly. Antisocial, really. Typically, they'll notice you before you notice them, but they are cowardly and like to attack from behind. They will drop a Mushroom Cap or a Basket of Mushrooms [10 Mushrooms]. Simply run a random number 1-100, odds you get the cap, evens the mushrooms.
Golden Mushies
One of the biggest kinds of Mushies, they also prefer to travel alone. Unlike the Blue Mushies, they're typically indifferent to whether or not you are passing by, and would prefer to attack if you are fighting smaller Mushies. They will drop a Basket of Poison Mushrooms [10 Poison Mushrooms] or a Resurrection Phial. Simply run a random number 1-100, odds you get the cap, evens the mushrooms.
Jigglers
Living jelly balls, these things have the obnoxious habit of eating anything they can and doubling in numbers when hit with sharp weapons. They must be fought with blunt objects such as clubs or your fists. They always drop Geletin [10] plus something that is respective of their ... flavors.
Strawberry Jigglers
They smell of strawberry gelatin, without the benefit of whipped cream. They are oblivious to anything but their objectives, which is typically getting to the next thing that they can pick up in their gelatinous masses. They drop, in addition to the aforementioned gelatins, Strawberry [12].
Blueberry Jigglers
The smell of Blueberries will be in the air before you even find them. They are gluttonous and enjoy eating your kit and gear. They drop Blueberry [2 Pints]
Grape Jigglers
These are faster than most Jigglers, but otherwise not much different than the others. They drop Red Wine.
Lemon Jigglers
Grouchy things that they are, or rather sour, they have an aggressive bend to them and will come looking for you from the moment you enter the area. They will drop Lemon Zest [20]
Lime Jigglers
These guys have a bad habit of slamming into you repeatedly. They are otherwise no different from other jigglers. They will drop a Lime Tree Seed.
[More to come] Last Updated 11/26/14
