Name: Max

Relationship status: Single.

Sexuality: I guess I'm demisexual. That is being attracted to people that I've become comfortable with through time/experience. But, given my lack of social skills and motivation most times, for practicality I'd be asexual.

Hair color: Hazel, light brown. Darker during winter.

Eye color: Light brown.

Body Type: Thin.

Location: New Jersey, in a suburban town.

Likes: Chihuahuas, cooking, atheism, encouragement of science and reasoning methods.

Dislikes: Martinets. I hate people that follow the rules with a blind mind.

What do u want in a relationship: Someone who's independent of mind/thought, who I could always test things on. A friend that I could talk to each day. Sex is of course there, but I'm not exactly that much of a sexual person. Way I see it, if every involved party consents than it is okay. I want to say that there's love, but I don't think that I've experienced that, I don't know how to recognize it.





Describe yourself:
>4/10 at worst, in terms of physical attraction.
>Incredibly disrespectful towards conservatives/religious people.
>Politically motivated life, wants to fight blatant thievery and intentional harm in the U.S. governing system. Would like to castrate d**k Cheney with my fingernails.
>I listen to Linkin Park and Rise against. I've listened to all LP's major albums, and most of their LPU stuff. Still exploring a lot of RA's stuff, but love Black Market.
>While Putin is a bit of a blatant criminal, I have to admit he's the most badass leader of any major country ever. I'm split in my emotions around him.
>Thinks that sanctioning a country to pressure political change is not effective in the slightest. "We want to attack politically, so let's starve their people! If they care about their people they'll give in to our demands!"
>Thinks that Paul Singer should be hung publicly, his corpse left to rot and be shamed by every reasonable person. Seriously, he held an entire country hostage by manipulating a financial deal. He's a villain.
>I don't think George Bush is a criminal, he's just stupid. Hanlon's Razor on this one.
>Would do it for the Vine.
>Bit of an egotistical person? Narcissistic? Kind of the de facto result when seeing everyone else isn't striving to do their best to fix/improve the world.
>Pacifistic, unless there is the dire need to defend myself/property or others present.
>Hands are a bit disfigured, like the tendons/ligaments aren't always aligned with the knuckles. No real disability, right pinky-finger is entirely disabled.
>Would do anything for a klondike bar.

(The other form I've found elsewhere. Follows.)

In what age range are you willing to date?
Probably within twenty to thirty.

What's your astrological sign?
Pisces? I don't really put importance to this, I think that it's superstition and that the people who make a business out of this 'astrology' are thieves.

Describe yourself in 3 words?
Atheistic, Editor, Neverwinter.

Describe an interest you have that you truly hope your partner would share?
Heroism. Trying to fix/improve the conditions of our planet/civilization.

What is your biggest dream?
I'm a calculative person, I can't really fathom something abstract or far-off.
I would need a full head of hair to contemplate getting dread-locks.

Name your 5 favorite hobbies?
Running, Neverwinter, Atheism, Debates, the Internet.

Do you prefer to date or have a more serious relationship?
I'd rather have a relationship. Dating would require more people to deal with, and that's a far-off quest.

During a typical week, what sort of physical activities do you enjoy?
Running, and Neverwinter. I usually watch debates if I know they're happening. I made a bit of a party out of the Nye/Ham debate on "Is creationism viable/equal to scientific fact? To teach in schools?"

What is the most spontaneous thing you have ever done?
Adopted a mixed chihuahua.

How important is it to you that your partner fulfill traditional gender roles?
I can't say that I'd care a lot whether they did or not. They're a person, entitled to their own ideas about gender-roles and how a relationship should work.

In a relationship do you need to be in control?
I'd like to have full controls over my affairs, but shared affairs are something that would be discussed.

What do you most like to do on a day off?
Cook something, and run dungeons in an MMO that I play.

What is one thing you could start doing today that would most improve the quality of your life?
Having a strict time schedule that would dictate every few hours of my life. That way I could track progress and find motivation to continue. I might actually do this in the near future.

When do you feel most afraid?
When surrounded by unknown people, in an unknown place.

If you could accomplish only one thing during the rest of your life, what would it be?
Exposing the blatant lies and hypocrisy of the U.S. We're too far gone. It's a perfect storm. I'd like to get a level-minded government in place by the time the resource-wars start.

They say life is about simple pleasures, what is your simplest pleasure,
and how does it make you feel?
Simplest pleasures are seeing my performance on a chart, at the end of a match that I'd play in an MMO.

What do you find physically attractive in a person?
I don't really pay attention to physical features as a relationship-factor. I think that today there's too much sex and not enough character. Yeah, she can wear the most fashionable or garish thing, but she doesn't have a clue who the third president of the U.S. was.

Describe your own personal style.
I think I stopped caring about my own fashion in gradeschool. I generally wear some type of hoodie or jacket with jeans and a t-shirt with a graphic.

Tonight you can do anything you want, no penalties, no reprisals, and the cost is unimportant. What are you going to do?
Kill myself? Bit of an odd question, because ending my life would technically bring a penalty - not being animate.

How would you spend a romantic evening with someone you have been dating for more than one year?
I might be looking for constellations (though NJ isn't really the place to do it,) or cooking.

how would you spend your first anniversary?
People still care about these?

What do you think are the three best traits you have to offer a partner?
>Awkward comedy.
>They could brag to the in-laws about how 'unique' I am.
>Everything is customizable, everything can be changed. For me there's nothing that's 'set in stone'.

Does life look good to you right now? Describe your current emotional health.
I'd say I'm getting by. Motivation sometimes isn't there, social anxiety is always biting at my ankles.

Tell me about your closest friend. How long have you known him/her; and
what do you like best about him/her?
I've known Seth for 7 years. We graduated highschool together, we understand eachother's views, we have about the same physique, he's someone that I run all my decisions and thoughts by. He'd never let me do something stupid, and I wouldn't let him do the same.

What are your general feelings about money and personal wealth?
That depends on what job I am content with, and what living conditions I am content with. Of course, in a relationship, this will have to be discussed.

What are your political beliefs?
We are sheeple. I want to change that.

What are your religious beliefs?
Atheist and anti-theist. I don't hold any conviction that hasn't been properly settled by evidence, save for intelligent life on other planets. I think that we're not alone in the universe, even if we haven't found them, or they haven't found us.

Do you have any pets? Which types of animals do you love to be
around?
I've been wanting a monitor lizard for some time, since my teenage years.
Their large predatory lizards, and I'm fairly sure that NJ has outlawed them.
Also, won't have predatory animals around my chihuahuas.

Are you doing what you love? If not, what would you rather be doing?
I think that I am doing something that I love. I wish I could do more of it.

Describe your ideal man/woman.
Someone without beliefs prepacked from Chinathe Papacy.
I want someone with their own beliefs and ideas.

How do you act when you’re angry?
For that to be documented, I'd have to be angry.
I don't really get angry, more than I do get passionate.
If you cause human suffering intentionally, I will have a passion to stop you.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
My motivation to learn other languages.

What have you learned from past relationships?
This assumes that I've had a relationship in the past.

If you could do something totally out of character and remain anonymous what would you do?
I'd rent a place in town, equip it like a simple kitchen, and prepare food for the poor/homeless. Might be able to do that when I retire, and am not anonymous, but that's a long way away.