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 Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:23 pm
From: blackomnimon | Posted: 3/21/2006 10:48:37 PM | Message Detail
Weapon's Interview.
Rebellion: Yeah im Rebellion.... Im uh not really rebelous at all... Im a really nice guy... I have a family i have a wife and some little Daggers. Dante and me worked alot in DMC2 and DMC3... I wouldnt say he hated me smaking me around so much. Smashing into walls. Throwing me about... I guess the worse was DMC3 all those enemies were made of sand... that really hits my allergies hard and stung my eyes... Oh the part where i awaken... Well that didnt go as planned... You see I was going to awaken in Vergils hand... But its um a wet stage. you know the rain and all.
Well vergil slipped and i pierced Dante right thru the chest... Yeah the director kept the shot... Dante was kind of pissed at me for a few weeks and refused to work with me... Explains why he grabbed Lady's bike with Cerebrus instead of me... I can catch to! just because i wasnt put into the major leagues dosent mean i cant catch... Well i actually did make it... as a batter... Er... bat.... the hardest part was Mission 8's first cut scene where Dante runs down the tower... highest just give me the willies... I thought Aerial Rave was scary... But i really look foward to working with Dante in in Devil May Cry 4... I hope i get a bigger role........ I dont really want to talk about my Sex Rehab that was happening during DMC2. Its really something that hurts me deep inside...
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Guy Playing DMC3: Whats this glitch I keep dying on the 3rd level when I fight Cerberus.
Blackomnimon: Thats not a glitch, You just suck.
From: blackomnimon | Posted: 3/21/2006 10:50:42 PM | Message Detail
Cerebrus: Oh man i was so glad to work with Dante in DMC3... Hell has really been going under you know guarding the gates and all... it it.... its just really boring all day just sitting there in the cold... But thanks to DMC3! Im looking foward to be in DMC4... Im not going to be in DMC4... oh **** you!
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Guy Playing DMC3: Whats this glitch I keep dying on the 3rd level when I fight Cerberus.
Blackomnimon: Thats not a glitch, You just suck.
From: Lord Faust | Posted: 3/21/2006 10:55:58 PM | Message Detail
^lmfao
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"i shoot da bel and ding!!!!!!! boom!!!!!!!!i win !!!!"- tyler_tcobb
From: blackomnimon | Posted: 3/21/2006 10:57:46 PM | Message Detail
Beowulf and Ifrit.
Ifrit: Yeah I was sad to hear that i wasnt going to be in DMC3. But i got a sweet gig training Beowulf! I even did a few stunt scenes for him! Sadly they cut out my sex scene... It was so pure and classic... Why did Nevan want it cut out? I thought it was true artwork!
Beowulf: That ifrit guy... Total BS i do all my own scenes and my own training.
Ifrit: Liar! What about the part where Vergil fought Dante! You didnt want to do it because Vergils spinning "Made you feel sick" what about that.
Beowulf: I dont know what your talking about?
Ifrit: You a**!
Beowulf: Shut up! at least i made a better apperance and got more air time then you did!
Ifrit: You ******! At least im dont have a pair of crappy boots!
Beowulf: there not crappy Mr. I appeared in DMC1 im a legend!! your just a hasbeen your out of fashion! My boots are the pinacle of cool.
Ifrit: Yeah right there tottally out like DMC2 in the Bargain Bin and Wal Mart! Im fire!!!! I never got out of fashion!!!!
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Guy Playing DMC3: Whats this glitch I keep dying on the 3rd level when I fight Cerberus.
Blackomnimon: Thats not a glitch, You just suck.
From: blackomnimon | Posted: 3/21/2006 11:03:29 PM | Message Detail
Agni and Rudra interview.
Rudra: Dante was a hoot! I swear off camera we were always getting smashed and telling jokes! hitting on Lady... We always got shot down in a blaze.
Agni: I LIKE THE SPINNING!!!!
Rudra: Dont mind him... a few to many Million Slashes have temporaly damaged his brain.
Agni: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Interviewer: And what about the scene where if Dante beat one of you the other would jump up on the colum and unite the swods so 1 of you used both sword. Some would call this "The only make-out scene in the game." What do you have to say to comment on this.
Agni: They know of our love brother!!! Run!!!
*Agni and Rudra in the weapons forms hop aways as quickly as possible.*
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Guy Playing DMC3: Whats this glitch I keep dying on the 3rd level when I fight Cerberus.
Blackomnimon: Thats not a glitch, You just suck.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:33 pm
Cerberus: Hey why wasn't I invited to the party? Screw you guys I'm going home!
Alastar: Ya good, you were useless to start off with!
Cerberus: What?
Alastar: You heard me, even I had the better part, I was located in Lvl2
Cerberus: 1 ahed big whoop!
Alastar: Well you gotta face the facts! Dante would rather use a real weapon!, not some 3 headed stick that came from a 3 headed mut!
Cerberus: You little Sh** head!, I'm gonna beat the F***ing Sh** out you f***ing B****!
*CRASH* *BAM* *CRUNCH*
Backround: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:35 pm
Nevan: Ya, like I just turned into a weapon, but like...I, I don't really like it that much, I was hoping I'd still have my boobs, my boobs were like totally my best feature, and I paid alot for them! I mean, like, being an electric guitar is cool and all but sex just isn't the same between me and Dante, you know what I mean. sad He keeps getting zapped by my electric strings when he tries to... sweatdrop well you know...
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Lady:....eww, gross mad
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:16 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:16 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:27 am
Jerry Springer: So tell us Sparda, how did you feel when you had to sons in your life?
Sparda: twisted It made me so happy!
Jerry Springer: And how did you feel when you trapped mundus in the underworld?
Sparda: It was great, I never saw him again, humans lived peacefully now!
Jerry Springer: Well we have a surprise for you! ok lets bring him out, lord of the underworld Mundus!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mundus: Hello Sparda!
Sparda: No way!
Mundus: Hows your wife? oh ya I killed her!
Sparda: You son of a b***h!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:58 pm
People tell me that the Agni and Rudra one is the best.
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:23 pm
vente_sparda People tell me that the Agni and Rudra one is the best. Ya that was pretty funny, I'm just posting what I think of in like 2 seconds!
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:53 pm
Guy#1: Aw man, I'm bored, what do you wanna do?
Guy#2: We should sell, weeeeeeeeeeed!
Guy#1: Ok theres nothing wrong with that!
*Vergil walks by*
Guy#2: He look a clown, hey there Mr.Samarai, you gonna do a trick, perhaps juggle a few?
*Vergil turns around*
Guy#2: Hey we wont laugh, would we lie to you?
*Vergil stabs on the guys chest* Not if you wanted to live!
Guy#2: *drops to the floor*
Vergil: I suggest you leave before the same thing happens to you!
Guy#1: ya sure *runs off*
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:57 pm
Good story nephew, except I wouldn't give them a chance to get away. Just ask your father,it would be so quick they wouldn't even know they were dead. Though, honestly, I don't think I would waste my time, since they pose no threat and are only humans.
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:03 pm
It would go something more like this...
Vergil is walking down an alley and out of the shadows comes a group of thugs...
Thug1: Your mother was a slut for the demons
Thug2: Yeah I got some of that action it was great.
ALL thugs:HAAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Vergil squints and turns around, then his eyes flare and he begins ravagely slicing the thugs into pieces. When he finishes his hair is hanging down from the blood of the thugs, body pieces can be seen scattered everywhere.
Vergil: *nastalgic*The one human worth fighting for....
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:20 pm
THE Vergil It would go something more like this... Vergil is walking down an alley and out of the shadows comes a group of thugs... Thug1: Your mother was a slut for the demons Thug2: Yeah I got some of that action it was great. ALL thugs:HAAHAHAHAHAH!!! Vergil squints and turns around, then his eyes flare and he begins ravagely slicing the thugs into pieces. When he finishes his hair is hanging down from the blood of the thugs, body pieces can be seen scattered everywhere. Vergil: *nastalgic*The one human worth fighting for.... Toshay!, uncle, Toshay!
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:37 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 9:42 am
someone make a jerry spinger one with jester dante and vergil
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:41 am
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