Cher the kitten
Crazy pregnant lady comin thru!
Shaddap!! NOW GO GET ME SOME PICKLES N ICECREAM! scream
You don't wanna eat this.

(Now that I had my fun, let's describe the setting!)
The tree is covered with lush, green foliage and blue fruit, looking like a cross between a mango and a peach. Inside the tree house, there are many trunks filled with her mother's things. Three look like treasure chests and one is made of ivory and silver. There are two closets filled with theatre props, clothes, and endless other things. Her bed is in a corner, a large mattress on the floor with a blanket nailed to the ceiling as a canopy and lots of pillows. Her floor is covered with soft, richly colored fabrics and scarves. The table has a crystal ball resting on top of it, with drawers in the large, wooden leg to hold other things. A bookshelf is jam-packed with spellbooks, informational books, and fairytales.

You know you want t3h smexay beast!!