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 Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:57 pm
Post them here!
The one I can think of right now is:
"I didn't bouce ya too hard! Why you gotta go 'n die?"
From of Mice and Men.
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:29 pm
Ahh! We just read that a few weeks ago. =P
"Spread your legs and Wail!"
~Said by My BD
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:56 pm
Oh! Another one:
If nobody objects to the object, I'd like to subject the subject to a subjective objection.
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:28 pm
"The difference between extraordinary and ordinary is the little extra!"
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:01 pm
BD: You are the worst clarinet section in the county!!!! scream
Clarinets: ;_; ouch...
They really do suck, but my Bd's pretty harsh
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:50 am
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" ~ my BD
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:36 pm
"I do not play the tuba. The tuba plays me.
My tuba is actually not a tuba, because it has never produced a musical sound. It is actually a giant frog pretending to be a tuba. Every so often it forgets that it is pretending to be a tuba, and it gives a loud croak that causes Mr. Steenwilly to jerk his head around so fast he nearly gets whiplash. He looks at me with his baton quivering in the air and his mustache quivering on his upper lip, and I know what he is thinking. 'You are killing this piece of music,' he is thinking. 'You are murdering this song. You should be arrested by the music police. They should hang you from a musical stand.'"
~From the chapter entitled 'Band Practice' in the book You Don't know Me
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:30 pm
Mr. Porter: "If a pice of buttered bread always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on it's feet, what will hapen if you tie the bread butter side up to the back of a cat and drop it?"
Most of the band: "WTF?"
One stupid kid: "It would float, right?"
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:21 pm
Mrs.Higgins " Do I look like Mrs.Nelson to you?"
Jetty said " No."
Jetty was thinking " NO! you're to damn ugly!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:31 pm
the first time you're punished, it's your superiors fault, the second time it's yours
--my LA teacher about a part in some book
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:19 pm
"Do to the lack of trumpeteers, the end of the world has been posponed.
-A guy I know
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:47 am
Mr. Jordan: *pulling out his clarinet* This clarinet is sixty yearts old!
Niccie: Did you buy it when it was brand new?
Boy did jordan get her for that! xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:38 pm
i have 2
Mark Twain said "i never let schooling get in the way of my education"
Som weird civil war general said " we arnt retreating were advancin in the other direction
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