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Any Sasuke fans might not wanna read this if they value their fandom.

Yes, so, Sasuke's back...

But he still has all these wonderful wonderful flaws to pick and nag at.

For example. Bit of a oxy-moron doer, no?

Itachi killed all the Uchihas, a.k.a Sasuke's family, Sasuke's like... 'OMG MUST KILL BROTHER.' BUT if he wants to kill his BROTHER (part of his FAMILY) for killing his family (including his BROTHER) that's a bit stupid, isn't it? Did I make sense?

...Lemme put it simpler.

Itachi: *kill Uchihas* Hawhaw dude.
Sasuke: OMFG YOU KILLED EM ALL.
Itachi: Yaz so?
Sasuke: YOU KILLED MAH FAMILY NOW I WILL KILL WHAT'S LEFT OF IT. DIIIIEEEEE.
Itachi: No, you n00b. *run off to be gay with big sharkdude*

Also. This brings up the subject of his 'gullible moron factor'.

Itachi: *kill*
Sasuke: OMFGWTFBBQ!!!
Itachi: If you wanna hate me forever and ever such and such jibber jabber blah blah go kill your best friend then come kill me.
Sasuke: ...Kay! Brothers knows best! 4laugh heart

And then... The 'Nobody likes me and I don't like them sad '.

Sasuke: Boohoo *emo* Nobody likes me. And I don't like them. sad
Whole village: We love Sasuke!
Sasuke: Boohoo, I'm so alone.

Of course, THAT UGLY LITTLE BLACK ONE-PEICE OUTFIT. YAAAAAUGH. IT KILLS MEEEEEE.

1. How the HELL does he go to the bathroom?! Huh?! Ever wondered that?! (yeah, I have a LOT of time on my hands.)
2. How does he get OUT of it at ALL?
3. IT'S UGLYYYYYY.
4. Is there a little bum-flap like little baby footy pajamas so he can go to the bathroom? Does Itachi mock him? (Of course he does.)
5. ...HOW DOES HE GO TO THE BATHROOM?!
6. IT'S UGLYYYYYY.

Picture of horrible outfit in question coming soon~

HIS HAAAAIIIIIR.

IT'S IS A DEAD BIRD. CHICKEN-a**. PARAKEET. WHATEVER. It's so very dead-bird-esque that you can call him 'Emo Emu'.

HE WENT WITH OROCHIMARU!!! LITTLE SNOT!

Like...

Sasuke: Is that Michael Jackson?
Oro: Yah.
Sasuke: ...Sweet-o. *run off with Oro*

HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A WHINY LITTLE BRAT, EVEN AS HIS SEVEN YEAR OLD SELF!

Itachi: *perfect* Fear me, n00bs.
Sasuke: ... PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEE.
Itachi: *perfect* Fear me, n00bs.
Sasuke: ...PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEE.
Itachi: ....SHUT UP N00B.
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOO.
Itachi: *ignore* *shun*
Sasuke: I WANT ATTEEEEENTIOOOOOON.

And... He's always so good at everything!

Sasuke: Thats not Naruto cuz lookit Naruto's right-handed and he had a cut on his face.
Naruto poser: Dood!
Sasuke: Naruto would never remember that password!
Naruto poser: Dood!
Sasuke: Must stab self to be unscareded! *stabs*
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN. YAY. heart
Sasuke: *super sweet awesome moves that are totally awesome and 1337*

IF YOU NOTICE EVERYTHING ABOUT NARUTO LIKE THAT, YOU'RE NOT A GOOD SHINOBI, YOU'RE A STALKER.

...I might edit later when I remember everything I ever bashed sasuke for.

Sorry to anyone I might've offended~ just trying to vent out MY SUPREME ALMIGHTY HATRED.

I used to be quite the Sasuke fangirl, believe it or not. I won't go into details, though, to spare your sanity. wink

Ahhhh. That would make sense...

Too bad. I reject Kishimoto's zipper. And replace it with my bum-flap. Teehee.

Yeah, I expected you to enjoy this.

Yes, bumflap= win!

Teeheehee. Uchiha-fan bumflap. Aha. Must draw picture of that x'D

I rock hard. I just do.

Bumflap= love. Bumflap= love= Sasuke... NO.

Sasuke is not love, he is bumflap. Hehehehe. I can't even say that with a straight face.

I'm just here to entertain, folks. cool

Ne. I love IKEA dude too.

BUT I LOVE MYSELF MORE. 8D

x'D

I so agree with you on that.

x'D

You're right! I never had time to think of that. Which means the world is either coming to an end, or... or... or I just had no time. sweatdrop

I know! I posted, then went back so I could check the chatterbox, and you already posted and I'm like, "She's on at this time too?"

But we should stay on topic and say something about Sasuke... so...

Sasuke has eyebrows. 3nodding