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 Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 2:38 pm
 "This match is one fall or submission, of Good Question versus Cartwright.
These two fellas seemed to hit it off right off the bat in their last match. Cartwright couldn't take his eyes off this new comer, Good Question is a question he's been talking about during his last match and ever since! Hopefully the question, Good Question can answer is.. can he shut Cartwright up?"
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Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:18 am
Cigaro by System Of A Down hits the arena, causing the fans to explode into cheers as Cartwright makes his grand entrance. He is wearing an ENGLISH Flag inspired jacket, wrestling tights and boots. Cartwright swaggers towards the ring, looking very happy with himself.
♫My c**k is much bigger than yours,
My c**k can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more.
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the cruel regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR♫
Ring Announcer: "Making his way to the ring first, from London, ENGLAND and weighting-in at 225 lbs. He is the self-proclaimed Extraordinary Englishman. He is........CAAAARTWRIIIIGHT!"
Cartwright enters the ring through the ropes, climbing the steel ring steps first and poses for the fans in the center of the ring as turnbuckle pyro sparkles around him.
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Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 1:50 pm
Suddenly the lights went to a dark green. The heart monitor gets the four heart beats, before dying out. The flat line then explodes and the line separates, and flashes back together to the name:
? Good Question ?
Good Question's Theme Music starts to play as the crowd starts to get to their feet! The nearly 400 pounder comes walking out from the curtain, and takes a moment to stand at the center. He looks around at the cheering audience, not at all use to this kind of reaction! He starts his march down to the ring, slamming his fist into his hand a few times, just the look of intensity and will to destroy Cartwright, the man that had been a thorn in his side when he was behind Bad Boy, and the man pestering him last week!
Announcer: Weighing 352 pounds GOOD QUESTIONNNNNNN!
Good Question walked up the stairs, and steps over the top rope. GQ walks to near the center of the ring, simply staring at Cartwright, ready to get this match started! Ready to tear Cartwright apart!
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:23 am
Cartwright exits the ring from under the bottom rope, to grab a microphone, as Good Question enters the ring.
Cartwright: "I just want to remind you and the fans, Good Question, that your name is CRAP and that I HATE IT!"
The stupid people in the crowd boo Cartwright for simply telling the truth!
Cartwright: "But that's not the only thing that I want to say! I want to make this match INTERESTING and EXCITING, something that GZW knows NOTHING ABOUT! I've been to FUNERALS that have been more FUN than this DUMP! You'd think somebody with the supposed intellect of a fox would know what they are doing but instead he just spends his time eating burgers like the fat b*****d that he is! Trust the English to save the show!"
Wow, shots fired at Guy Cancer. Such an easy target!
Cartwright: "How about a bet, Questionable Name?! A simple bet! One that if you have any BALLS, you'll HAPPILY ACCEPT!"
Cartwright smiles, so it must be a good question idea.
Cartwright: "Your name SUCKS! It's sooooo baaaad! I could come up with a better name in my SLEEP! So let's make this match....a LOSER LOSES THEIR NAME MATCH!"
The crowd pops as this is now the most exciting thing that GZW has ever offered them.
Cartwright: "If I win, which I will, I get to choose your NEW NAME! If you somehow, in someway, are able to defeat ME then you may choose my NEW NAME!"
This is the craziest thing that Cartwright has done yet, in a career that has involved making a wrestler his butler and feuding with Staff Member Russo!
Cartwright: "WHICH WON'T HAPPEN! SO, ARE YOU IN?!"
Crowd: "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:02 pm
Good Question listened intently, tilting his head back and forth as Cartwright went on in the permanently crazed state he seems to always be on. The challenge however, was thrown down! A chance to change your opponent's name if you won!
Good Question stood there, his head tilting back and forth, the crowd chanting "CHANGE HIS NAME! CHANGE HIS NAME!" as he pondered this endeavor!
The referee handed Good Question a microphone, Question holding the microphone in his hand, almost as if he was wondering what the hell it was. Suddenly GQ's head popped up, staring straight at Cartwright, putting the microphone up to his mouth!
Good Question: ................................................... Yes!
The crowd let out a loud "YEAHHHHHHH!" cheering loud! Tonight they were going to witness history!
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:13 pm
Cartwright didn't know that the big turd in the ring could speak! Damn, what other secrets is he hiding?! One mission at a time!
The Lad swaggers around the ring, taking his sweet time to enter it and officially start the match. There's no rush, he can take as long as he likes! This is his match and this is his show!
Cartwright hops on to the apron and flips over the top rope in an athletic fashion, something that Good Question wouldn't know anything about, the overweight slob.
Before the bell rings, Cartwright wastes no time by approaching his opponent with a disrespectful slap across the face!
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:25 pm
The crowd also surprised with Good Question saying his first word! Good Question stood there in the center, watching the Englishman entered the ring, waiting for the bell to ring....
Until Carty slaps the big Question in the face! GQ's head turns with the slap, the crowd letting out an "Ohhhhh!" But Question shoots his head back to Cartwright! The fire being lit in his eyes! He would look to shoot his hands forward towards Cart's throat!
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:11 pm
As if Good Question needed any more firing-up, the slap must send him over the edge as he begins to choke Cartwright by wrapping his hands around The Lads throat! Cartwright can't squirm his way out of this, he has to try and fight dirty with a poke to the eyes!
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:17 pm
Good Question was forced to let go after the thumb to the eye, taking a step back to try to rub his eye out. The crowd booing after the dirty move!
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:55 pm
Cartwright suddenly looks all cocky and sure of himself again the moment that he his dirty tactic pays-off. Keeping within striking distance to Good Question, he looks to torment the big man further with a variety of ear slaps while he can't defend himself!
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:57 pm
Good Question was caught in the ears with the slaps! Disorienting the big man, his eyes blurring on top of the pain from the poke!! However the big man had an idea of where Cartwright was, and attempted to shove him hard back to the ropes, and attempt to swing a big Clothesline to the Englishman!
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:01 pm
Ah damn it, Good Question uses his long arms to push Cartwright away. But his push is so strong that Cartwright rebounds off of the ropes, coming towards GQ! Luckily for The Lad, GQ is still having trouble seeing so Cartwright is able to duck a not-so-perfect clothesline from The Questioning One. Cartwright uses the opposite ropes to springboard off of them, bouncing-off the middle rope to try and catch GQ with a Springboard Dropkick!
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:18 pm
Good Question swings and misses, Cartwright quicker than a hiccup goes airborne, catching Question in the chest with both feet! However the big man only stumbles back into the ropes, not going off his feet but still uneven as he stumbles forward!
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:30 pm
Hmm it looks like it is going to take a bit more than that to bring Good Question down. The Lad hops on to the top turnbuckle now, looking to see if a Missile Dropkick to GQs chest will do the job!
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 4:35 pm
Good Question was in turmoil from the assault, but refused to be off his feet! Not wanting to be on the ground so that he could attack Cart with his power! However Cartwright had much more speed than GQ had power and was off the top rope again! Sending Good Question falling back, shaking the ring after the missile dropkick connects! The big man on his back staring up at the lights!
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