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 Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:30 pm
After "Greetings From the Owner" segment ends, a slight promo reviewing the match between "The Artist Formerly Known As" Cartwright and Good Question is shown. After, Mike Tenay is in the ring.
Mike Tenay: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Good Question!
Suddenly the lights went to a dark green. The heart monitor gets the four heart beats, before dying out. The flat line then explodes and the line separates, and flashes back together to the name:
? Good Question ?
Good Question's Theme Music starts to play as the crowd starts to get to their feet! The nearly 400 pounder comes walking out from the curtain, and takes a moment to stand at the center. He looks around at the cheering audience, still not used to the positive reaction! Almost overwhelming the big man! Good Question walks down the aisle way, raising a right fist up.
Good Question walked up the stairs, and steps over the top rope. GQ walks to near the center of the ring, standing there and waits.
Mike Tenay: And now ladies and gentlemen, last show he was known as Cartwright. Please welcome him now!
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:57 pm
The crowd boos as TAFKAC enters the arena, his head hung low as he is still hating himself for allowing this madness to happen.
It wasn't supposed to be this way!
TAFKAC slowly makes his way towards the ring, his shoulders slumped and his spine curved forward, as if standing up straight is too much effort for him these days.
TAFKAC snatches the microphone from the respected Mike Tenay, earning him louder jeers.
TAFKAC: "Good Question....UGH....HORRIBLE NAME!"
TAFKAC calms himself, just saying the name enrages him!
TAFKAC: "I know that we've had our differences in the past...mostly that my name is GREAT and that your name SUCKS...."
Crowd: "a** HOLE!
a** HOLE!
a** HOLE!"
TAFKAC: "...but can you find it in your big, fat, ugly heart to forgive me and let me keep my original name?!"
TAFKAC gives Good Question his best Puppy Dog Eyes as the crowd advises against it.
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:48 am
Good Question stands there, staring down at The Englishman with No Name, completely silent! Mike Tenay breaks the tension.
Mike Tenay: Well Good Question, what about what He has said. Will you let him keep his name?
Tenay puts the microphone to Good Question, GQ staring down TAFKAC, before finally speaking.
Good Question: No..........You lost.....I won!
The crowd lets out a big cheer at Question's answer!
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:27 pm
TAFKAC strops, kicking the bottom rope to show his unhappiness!
TAFKAC: "Let's just get this over with! I could have been competing in the Main Event for the top GZW Championship but instead I'm sharing this ring with you! You have no idea how TERRIBLE this is for ME!"
TAFKAC pokes Good Question in the chest to try and provoke him.
TAFKAC: "What name have you got, huh?! Tea Man?! The Sexy b*****d?! =)?! WHAT?!?!?!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:17 pm
The crowd lets out a "WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?" chant to the nameless Englishman. Good Question visibly laughing, which is a strange vision.
Mike Tenay: Well Good Question, what is the new name?
Good Question continues laughing, the crowd cheering. The crowd chanting "GOOD QUESTION! GOOD QUESTION!" Which adds more time to wait as Question soaks it all in.
After the chants finally die down. Good Question settles down, Mike Tenay puts the microphone to GQ. Question takes one deep breath, getting ready to say the name, the crowd silent in anticipation.
But then Question begins laughing loudly into the mic. The crowd cheering at this! Suddenly Question in his laughing matter yelling out "YOU LOST AND I WON!" Continuing to laugh, the crowd still cheering.
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:44 pm
This fat blob continues to torment TAFKAC for no reason at all!
TAFKAC: "Look, I understand that this is like the only victory that you have ever had because you are so USELESS...."
TAFKAC realizes what he is saying!
TAFKAC: "...I mean, you got real LUCKY! It was the UPSET of the CENTURY! I understand that you have to MILK it for as long as you can because it's the only ACCOMPLISHMENT that you will EVER HAVE!"
Crowd: "YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!"
TAFKAC: "Don't discourage him, that's my job!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:20 am
The crowd continued to slag on this man! Good Question laughing as the crowd chants at him.
Once again the crowd dies down.
Mike Tenay: Well Mr. Question.......we've waited long for this, what is the new name?
Good Question took one deep breath, the crowd slow clapping at the anticipation of the reveal.
Finally the crowd quiets down. And Good Question speaks.
Good Question: Boner
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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:00 pm
The crowd roars with laughter and claps, they think Boner suits the man perfectly.
Boner looks like >=(
Boner: "You've got to be kidding me!"
The name next to the speech suggests otherwise!
Boner: "You could have chosen ANY name and you choose BONER?!"
Crowd: "BOOOONEEEER!
BOOOOONEEEEER!
BOOOONEEEER!"
Boner shakes his head. This is a nightmare!
Boner: "You really don't have two brain cells to rub together do you?!"
Crowd: "BOOOONEEEER!
BOOOOONEEEEER!
BOOOONEEEER!"
Boner: "Just like all of the idiots chanting right now!"
Boner is physically turning red with anger as the fans boo him.
Boner: "You all think that this is funny?! Do you think that this is funny, Good Question?!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 7:52 pm
Good Question stood there as Boner stood there as stiff as possible. Asking the fans to shut up. Finally Boner asks if this all was funny!?
GQ: Good Question. HA HA HA HA!
The crowd laughing, continue to chant "BOOOONEEEEER!" As Question laughs as well.
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:37 pm
Boner has had enough!
Boner: "It's not funny! None of this is funny! This is CRAP!"
Boner points at Good Question.
Boner: "I vow to make your life, from this moment forth, a LIVING HELL!"
Boner storms out of the ring and the arena, muttering under his breath about how hard his life is.
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:10 pm
Good Question continuing to laugh at Boner, until he points at GQ who stops. Putting a hand to his chest, his eyes widening, as Boner threatens him. But the threat makes him laugh again! Holding his giant stomach as he continues on while B leaves the ring!
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