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 Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:34 pm
The defamed Englishpenis has returned and will face Axel in preparation for the one who slandered him!
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Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:06 am
scream
A sad man enters the arena, the crowd showing no sympathy and booing him, the cunts. He asks for the microphone and slowly begins to make his way towards the ring.
Crowd: "BO-NER!
BO-NER!
BO-NER!"
Boner looks down at the floor as he moves, refusing to acknowledge the chant.
Boner: "Due to various and recent life threatening incidents....I had to take some time off."
Various?
Boner: "Not only did that FAT PIECE OF s**t with a STUPID NAME, Good Question, have the luckiest day in his life when I slipped in the ring and he fell on me for three seconds.....but then he CHANGED MY GLORIOUS NAME!"
Did Boner just compare a loss in a wrestling match and a name change to life threatening incidents like cancer or a stroke?
Crowd: "a**-HOLE!
a**-HOLE!
a**-HOLE!"
Boner: "But everything is going to be OK now. I am now mentally ready to right these wrongs. I am going to DEFEAT that FAT ******** Good Question and I am going to GET MY NAME BACK!"
Boner slides into the ring, his face and tone of voice turning from sadness to anger.
Boner: "Tonight, I remind everyone why I am The Beeest by THRASHING Axel Rose from the Guns and the Roses! Welcome to the jungle, you jerk-off!"
Boner waits for his opponent to enter the arena.
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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:56 am
Woah! Yeah!
Woah! Yeah!
Woah! Yeah! Kick start my heart! Give it a start!
A line of fireworks shot off on stage moments after Kickstart My Heart hit the PA!
When I get high I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's A drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kick start my heart
Microphone in hand, the man who would now be known as the first GZW Royal Champion, Luis Leone, stepped out onto the stage followed by his good buddy and bodyguard, Axel!
"Gee Zee Dubya! I AM none other than the legendary wrestler, tag team phenomenon, six star athlete, the GZW Royal Champion, and the ONLY main event of this fine establishment! I AM the presence of professional wrestling, the Mega Lion!" Boos erupted from the GZW audience, already sick of Luis Leone for the night.
"Tonight, against my wishes, GZW decided go around me and book my good buddy Axel in a Singles match! Well, ladies and gentlemen, Axel isn't exactly what you'd call a wrassler, it's why he's only been in tag matches with me. You see, he's more of a strangler, crusher, maimer, victimizer... well, a goddamn walking apocalpse. But, hey, what can you do?!" Luis paused after walking halfway down the ramp, turning his attention to their opponent.
"So, I've been meaning to say this for awhile... You know if you have a Boner for more than four hours you're supposed to call a doctor right?! Well GZW has had one going on for what, three weeks now?!" Luis continued over the audiences reactions. "Maybe it's about time we put good ole' Boner down for the count!"
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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:03 pm
Crowd: "BO-NER!
BO-NER!
BO-NER!"
Boner isn't happy that this guy, with the belt that Andy Styles got away with TRASHING in-front of the BOSS HIMSELF, thinks that he has any business speaking at someone like him.
Boner: "Don't encourage these people! Stop that! Shut up!"
Crowd: "BO-NER!
BO-NER!
BO-NER!"
Boner: "You wanna talk about my name?! Let's talk about that music you just came out to! What kind of theme song was that?! Kick start your heart?!"
Boner looks disgusted just by repeating the words.
Boner: "Nah, I'm not going to do that, I'm not into the same team like you! I'll just kick Axel's arse instead!"
Boner points towards Luis Leone with a smirk on his face.
Boner: "I'll be coming for that title when I'm good and ready. Keep it warm for me in the meantime because when I want to, I'll do what you can't do with the championship....make it prestigious!"
Shots fired!
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Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:37 pm
"Look buddy, I don't know what to tell you as far as the name... We always knew you were an absolute d**k, and now the name fits!" Oooooooh! "So look at the bright side, you can end your career, going out erected on the foundations you've built!"
"But we need to take a few steps back. Now, I know you English know nothing of good music, not that I'm convinced you're really an Englishman... However, you're insulting a astounding song from a famous American band!" The Lion paused, turning towards the Atomic Monster. "Maybe, just maybe, Mr. Axel here can do you a favor, and kickstart your heart!"
Before another word could be said, Axel climbed onto the apron, stepping over the top rope.
"Ladies and gentlemen! Standing tall at 6 feet, 9 inches, weighing in at 315 pounds, the Atomic Monster Annnnnnndy Axeeeeel!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:50 am
First Good Question and now Andy Axel, poor Boner always gets lumbered with these overweight giants!
The bell rings to signal the start of the match and Boner shuffles around Andy from a safe distance inside the ring, clearly taunting him over his lack of speed and agility!
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:39 am
Boner might have been fast but the Atomic Monster had reach. This was going to be like trying to catch a chicken. Welp, time to choke this chicken! Axel lunged at the Englishman, attempting to grab him by the throat!
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:33 pm
Boner plays about for as long as he can, until a sudden lunge forward by the big man results in him having a tight grip around Boner's throat! Boner doesn't waste any time in flailing about with his arms until he grabs the top rope, forcing the referee to step in!
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:05 pm
With Boner flailing wildly in the in Axel's grip, he hardly noticed the referee trying to break them up. The Atomic Monster raised his other fist, ready to give Boner a good beating before the ref finally got in between the two to forcibly break the hold. Axel reluctantly released his opponent and took a step away.
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Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:18 pm
Boner soon relaxes and regains his composure as he is separated from Axel. Boner keeps his right hand on the top rope as he hurls insults at the big man, thinking that he is safe as long as he holds the ropes in some way!
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Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:36 pm
With the referee backing after the hold was broken, Axel looked down at the Englishman, tilting his head at the man as he spouted a barrage of words! The small man rule-speaker was no longer yelling at the Atomic Monster, so he figured it was alright to continue. Swinging his arm back, Axel suddenly shot off a heavy backhand aimed for his opponent's head!
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:31 pm
OW! Boner is soon forced to shut his mouth and release his grasp on the top rope as Axel's heavy backhander drops him to the mat face-first, popping the fans! Boner rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope, holding the back of his head, angrily telling the referee that Axel should be disqualified. A ridiculous request!
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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:50 pm
Axel stares down at the tiny man, ready to crush his loud opponent.
Luis turned the corner to approach the Englishman "Hey, crumpets! What the hell do you think you're doing?! Get back in the ring before I kick you in the namesake!"
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Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:42 pm
Boner doesn't like this strange-looking man talking at him.
Boner: "Shut your mouth! I don't know who you are but I'll tell you this! I do what I want and there's nothing that you can do to stop me because I'm so hard!"
Hard as in tough...we hope....
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 5:11 pm
While Boner was preoccupied with banter outside the ring, Axel dropped to the canvas and suddenly reached out under the bottom rope to grab his opponent by the throat and drag him back into the ring!
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