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 Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:23 pm
uhhhh i hate the suit, can i take off the suit?
yea go check dat s**t b!
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:48 pm
thats not how it starts off dude 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:26 pm
its more like...
Snake: Ugh i hate this suit!!!
Roy: Yo whats up snake?
Snake: uh! can i take off this suit??!!
Roy: yea whatever snake, but its pretty ******** cool!
Mei ling: *punch* r u solid snake??
Snake: OMG hottness i wanna bang u!
Mei ling: i cant believe i'm being hit on by the famous solid snake!!
Snake: ok! shutup!
Liquid: i'm getting into this hined now!
Roy: Yo snake, check it, sneak that s**t!
Snake: OKAY!!
Gaurd: Whos footprints r these???
Player: What the ********, i wasn't expecting that!!!!
*Gaurds surround snake*
Player: ******** OVER*
Roy: SNAKE!!!!! YO SNAKE!!!
Player: SHUT THE ******** UP!!!
Roy: Sorry, G i thought snake was dead!
*Gaurds dead everywhere*
Snake: didn't even break a sweat!
*Snake shoots sweat out and hits a dog*
Snake: s**t! i killed a dog by sweating!
*Moves along, gets a call on codec*
Not liquid: Hello snake, its been awhile, do u remember me??
Snake: Liquid??
Not liquid: no, this is Mc donald miller ur old buddy
Snake: r u from snakes revenge??
Not liquid: No don't u re...
*Snake cuts in*
Snake: Y is there a helicopter in the backround?
Not liquid: Its my stomach, i'm hungry
Snake: Hungry 4 worms?
Not liquid: no, hungry 4 words!!
*Snake and not liquid start laughing*
Snake: SHUTUP!
*Snake walks up to a ladder, and gets a call on codec, in reaction, snake rips off his ears and throws it on ground*
Snake: 4 CHRISTS SAKE I KNOW HOW TO CLIMB A LADDER!! OWW JESUS! MY EAR!!!
*Jesus swoops down from no where*
Jesus: sorry bra
*Puts his hand out and heals snakes ear*
Snake: Thanx jesus!
Jesus: Its coo
*Snake goes into an air shaft and looks sowna and sees a hot girl*
Snake: O awesome!
*He goes furthur and sees the DARPA chief sitting on a toilet*
Snake: Hey, r u takin a dump???
Donald: Hell yea!
*Snake Jumps down from the shaft*
Snake: Tell me about Metal Gear!!!
Donald: U KNEW? eek
Snake: The games ******** called metal gear solid!!!!
*Donald starts farting*
Donald: Yea they're makin a new metal gear and stuff, i talked i gave em the pass code...*fart* u know when u have diarea and it doesnt hurt when it comes out? its so satisfiyin man!
Snake: Gross!!
*Snake shoots him in the head, snake calls roy*
Snake: Yea uh the DARPA cheif died of a heart attack, i dunno what happened, metal gear, whatever, meryl saw it
Roy: She my neice!
Snake: Shes still hot, a** hole!!
Meryl: get out loser!
Snake: shutup hotness! the safety is on
*Crumples up gun and eats it*
Snake: U got rookies eyes
Meryl: they're transplants!
Snake: Shutup b***h
*Gets a call on codec*
Snake: Stop ******** calling!!
Meryl: Is that ur...?
Sanke: its ur uncle...
Meryl: Oh hes a f**
*Soilders run up*
Snake: Dont just stand there! Shoot!
Meryl: U ******** ate my gun!
Snake: O
*Snake throws a body at them and it explodes*
Snake: We gotta go!
Meryl: I'll go on ahead, look at my a**
Snake: Ok...cool...
*Psycho mantis appears*
Psycho: I'm going to be ur boss!
Snake: Am i holusinating?
Psycho:U like men!
Snake: U can see into my mind??
Psycho: no...
Snake: ******** explosive on wall and it explodes, making a hole. Snake walks in and sees ocelot*
Ocelot: This gun is the best gun ever!!
Snake: O
*Grayfox comes and cuts off ocelots hand*
Grayfox: cool, maybe this will come in handy in a stupid sub plot in the next series...
Ocelot: What the hell? we didn't even fight yet!!!
*Snake walks up to Kenneth Baker and shoots him in the head, then calls Roy
Snake: Another heart attack! What the hell is going on??!! hehe
Roy: Ya B it looks like a bullet wound ta me!
*Snake shoots Roy*
Snake: now to find...what am i looking 4? Colonel how do i get Meryls codec #?
Roy: ...no response... (hes dead, remember?)
Snake: O right...
5 DAYS LATER
*The player walks up to his friend*
Player1: Dude i dunno what the ******** to do...
Player2: U hafta look at the back of the cd case 4 meryls codec #
Player1: O whoops...
Player2: What??
Player1: I killed him
*Player2 pulls out a gun and kills him. THE END~~~~~
GOD DAMNIT!! that took awhile.... rofl thanx 4 readin
(did u notice that Roy acting black....)
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:31 pm
i was planning to watch that later. another solid snake related thingy: on sunday, i was at gamecrazy and playing snake eater... i couldn't find my backpack with all the weapons and crap in it, cause some guy told me to find it, but... bordome easily arose, so i fell off a cliff.
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:33 pm
duuuuuuude u SUCK! how could u not get the back pack? GOD!! talk2hand
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:39 pm
i got bored, saw the cliff, and fell. besides, i had better things to do. like buy a new fighting game and get home before the sour cream gets warm.
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:09 pm
u memerized it or somethin lol omg lol rofl
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:10 pm
yep i watched it 15 times... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:17 pm
robby pls put a poll! u disobeyed my, read this 1st forum! now u die!! twisted
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:32 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:30 pm
i watched metal gear awesome about 4 times.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 3:47 am
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kakashi the killer#1 Crew
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 2:44 pm
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:21 pm
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 6:36 am
Last time I checked, "Metal Gear" had nothing to do with Final Fantasy...
*moves topic*
YOU DONT HAVE THAT POWER BUT I DO!! HAAHHAHH
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