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 Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2024 8:01 pm
October 5th - November 1st, 4 weeks!
24 hour auto-hit / auto-recover!
This is a Captain's Hill match, for the Gaia X-Cup!
Both competitors inside a sealed cage, with a ladder on top!
Climb the ladder to unhook the X-Cup and win for their faction!
Good luck!
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Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 4:56 pm
Cartwright enters the arena to huge applause, his Cartwright Fan Club has now taken over the entire arena, following his championship victory over Erynys Reich.
It is safe to say that everyone is here because of Cartwright.
So it is to the surprise of everyone that The Lad storms to the ring, with a microphone in his hand.
Cartwright: "I was told not to shoot, but you all know me, I have to address the big backstage drama tonight.
I was told last show that Cartwright Strong Style were winning the cup on that night, but then the Powers That Be decided that they didn't work hard enough!
They decided to give the victory to Apex, who did ******** all in that tag team match and aren't even here tonight on this very show!"
The crowd loudly boos whoever this lying, untrustworthy SNAKE of a booker is.
Crowd: "APEX SUCKS!
APEX SUCKS!
APEX SUCKS!"
Cartwright nods his head, feeling the love from all of his fans.
Cartwright: "I'm upset!
I'm frustrated!
I'm angry!
Myself and Cartwright Strong Style should already have the cup in my trophy cabinet.
But instead, I am having to compete in this monstrosity of a match against The President of the WWE!"
The crowd loudly boos WWE, much preferring the promotion that Cartwright owns.
Cartwright: "Nick Khan, thanks to the Powers That Be, I am going to have to take out all of my frustrations on you.
It's nothing personal between us.
But between me and the Powers That Be, it's extremely personal!
I hate scumbag promoters!"
Cartwright looks through the cage towards all of his adoring fans, who shower him with love and applause.
Cartwright: "Powers That ******** YOU!"
Crowd: "CARTY!
CARTY!
CARTY!"
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Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 6:02 pm
Man I got that swag
My hat matching my bag
You know I'm poppin' tags
'Cause man, I got that swag
Man I got that swag
My hat matching my bag
You know I'm poppin' tags
'Cause man, I got that swag Nick Khan enters the arena in full football gear with John Zandig, Jim Cornette and none other than Mick Foley in tow wearing matching tracksuits turning around all in synch to reveal the words RWA stitched into the back of the fabric of the jumpsuits and jersey. As the chorus hits the commissioners of WWE, Shockwave, Assault, SWA and GZW start to Swag Surf in unison with only the PAW owner conspicuously absent. I'm on Hpnotiq (Hpnotiq) exotic (exotic)
This Polo on my body (my body)
Got a bad girl beside me (beside me)
And her friend right behind me
And I'm swaggin' (swaggin'), I'm surfin' (surfin')
I'm swaggin' (swaggin'), I'm surfin' (surfin')
I'm swaggin' (swaggin'), I'm surfin' (surfin')
I'm clean like dish detergent The rest of the members fall back as Nick Khan heads to the ring grabbing a microphone. Raising the microphone towards his facemask he speaks to Cart babyfaceishly: Nick Khan: "Wow Cartright! Normally I come out here and say all kinds of insults to the hideous fans. But this time it's different! What a crowd! Look I know that we had a deal but things got a little off track last week, don't you remember?"[Booking]Khan turns, gesturing to the titantron which lights up showing the decisive moment of the match in which a man in a mask ran in evening the numbers advantage sending Khan and Cartwright's posse packing with Little Guido left to eat the pin. [/booking]Nick Khan stands in smug satsifcation having established a plot point that he failed to established in his false promise he made to the Powers That Be to write a finish to the elimination tag match: "Nick Khan: As you can see, we were BOTH robbed Cartwright! The Powers That Be want to drive us apart. But together we can be stronger. That's why as an offer of peace I was able to get that NO SHOW Salem REMOVED from this match!" Reaching into his pants Khan produces an envelope overflowing with money with a coffee stain on it. The New Yorker throws it at the Brits feet. "Nick Khan: Lets make it deal Cartwright! I'm winning this match, we already booked it ahead of time. But I need your help. I can't get up there on my own. Not with my injuries. Together we can fight the powers that be but first I need to go over. Deal?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 3:00 pm
Cartwright looks down at the envelope full of cash at his feet.
The Lad is clearly thinking about something as Nick Khan finishes speaking.
Cartwright: "Oh, that was your doing?!
I thought Salem had pulled a Salem, as he is known to do!"
'Pulling A Salem' in the dictionary means making plans and then no-showing.
Cartwright: "Your deal is interesting to me, Nick Khan!"
The arena full of Cartwright's Fan Club sounds upset, as they came to watch a Cartwright match.
Cartwright: "What a great big ******** YOU to the Powers That Be it would be, to allow you and help you win this match!
BUT.
I was promised the cup first and I want it to drink tea out of!
So I am going to climb the ladder, take the cup, bring it down calmly, pick up the envelope, pocket it and then we can leave this promotion together once and for all as best friends!"
With that said, Cartwright leaves the cage, climbs up it and begins to climb the ladder, thinking that the deal is done.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:33 pm
Nick Khan stares blankly at Cartwright as he tries to climb the ladder that was on top of the cage and not in the ring.
Nick Khan: "I wish it was that easy Cart!"
Putting his hand on the shoulder of the Brit, he looks up through the ceiling at the distressed X-Cup hanging over them through the cage links.
Nick Khan: "You want the cup first? Be my guest! We can even ring the bell like you won and I'll just overturn it next week. It's a win win. You get to walk out the winner in the eyes of your fanclub but all the dirt sheets, the podcasts, they will all remember me as the winner."
The Dead President sighs in relief overjoyed that his business partner would volunteer himself for the tough task ahead. Looking up at the rickety, rusted budget ladder on top of the cage he gives his friends shoulder a fatherly squeeze.
Nick Khan: "I'll be here for support. Ref, lets get that door open!"
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Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2024 3:56 pm
That sounds like a win-win for all involved, so Cartwright orders the referee to do his job as he waits to retrieve the prize.
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Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:31 pm
The referee moves towards the door sticking the key into the Walmart brand lock and twists it a few times before it breaks off in the slot. Gulping the official looks back over his shoulder. "Uhhhhh boss... I think we have a problem!"
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Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2024 2:16 pm
Annoyed by GZWs cheap and shite equipment, Cartwright begins to kick at the door, trying to break it open!
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Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2024 4:56 pm
Nick Khan digs into his pocket, producing a Khan Koin (Gold coin with Nick Khan's face on it). Tapping Cartwright on the shoulder: "Don't worry chief, I've got a plan. Call it. Heads or tails!"
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Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2024 2:51 pm
Cartwright looks happy to play a game of Heads Or Tails, instantly replying with his answer.
Cartwright: "Heads! It's always Heads!"
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Nick Khan generated a random number between
1 and 2 ...
2!
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Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2024 4:16 pm
Nick Khan flips the coin using his Reals abilities to determine the outcome nonpolitically:
(1 = Heads)
(2= Tails)
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Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2024 11:31 am
Tails? Cartwright can't believe it.
Cartwright: "Dang...now what happens!"
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Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2024 4:03 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 4:37 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 6:25 pm
The refs on the outside wave off the auto win for Cartwright ater consulting the rules on the front page. Khan removes his football helmet and pads:
"Put these on Cartwright!"
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