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 Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:38 pm
Ok for those who don't know where this started unless some one else wants to explain it refer to the Devil May Cry Shop thread cuz I'm too lazy to explain it! stare
anyways baisically for the moment this is about Cuatlaca, Kai, and myself fighting Mundus in an attempt to take over Hell....
after we're done with that... it'll probably just become a place for people to hang out and fight for our (*or mundus's* depending on who wins) entertainment. so.....yeah if anyone has anything to add...go for it! sweatdrop
EDIT: btw I decided since this tread would probably end up being really boring for everyone else if it was just us three plus one other person playing Mundus, that Mundus will be played by....EVERYONE! that's right 3nodding everyone except for Cuatlaca, kai and myself may take turns being Mundus! just make sure it says somewhere in your post that you are being Mundus at the time! also please try not to post actions that conflict with whats going on at the time try to pick up where the last person left off. sweatdrop
for example:
whoever: Mundus lunges at cuatlaca with a pointy stick!
Cuatlaca: dodges but the pointy part of the stick grazes her side!
so-and-so: Mundus sits there and picks his a** while Kai beats him to death with a rock!
BAD
whoever: Mundus lunges at cuatlaca!
Cuatlaca: dodges but the pointy part of the stick grazes her side!
so-and-so: Mundus turns around and swings the stick at Cuatlaca's fat ugly haed!
GOOD
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:46 pm
Kai sighed as he turned to divus "um....divus...why are we in the OUTSKIRTS of HELL!!!!!" as kai was a split second away from summoning his pets
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:15 pm
WE AREN'T... picks Kai up by the head and turns him around to face a huge fleashy looking mansion...thing...
WE'RE IN MY FRONT YARD! ..YOU WERE LOOKING THE WRONG WAY.... stare
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:28 pm
Divusdamnare WE AREN'T... picks Kai up by the head and turns him around to face a huge fleashy looking mansion...thing... WE'RE IN MY FRONT YARD! ..YOU WERE LOOKING THE WRONG WAY.... stare "ohhhhh.....ok then, i live somewhere around here....." as then looked back to Divuses mansion "...so how do we go about defeating him hmmm?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:03 pm
I SAY WE MARCH RIGHT IN TO HIS CASTLE evil LOOK 'IM STRAIGHT IN THE EYES AND SAY: MUNDUS! WE'RE KICKING THE s**t OUT OF YOU AND TAKING OVER HELL CUZ YOU'RE A SUCKY RULER CUZ YOU EXHILED CUATLACA FOR STUPID REASON! SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! THOSE DEMONIC SOLDIERS DESERVED TO DIE CUZ THEY WERE WEAK AND USELESS! SHE DID YOU A FAVOR DESTROYING THEM! ALL 3 MILLION OF THEM! YOU SUCK a**!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! scream
*snaps out of her frenzy and relizes she's been strangling Divus the whole time and quickly let's go of him*
OOPS! SORRY 'BOUT THAT! sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:43 pm
Kai was shocked eek "w..we..well, um im an idiot, we've established that, but i have more common sense to say NO!!!!! BAD PLAN!!!! WE DIE BEFORE WE REACH HIM!!!!!!!" as kai then regained his composier and yurned to divus "she's not playing with a full deck, is she?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:39 pm
*a set of 3 dots appear in the swirling sky and say* DIVUS YOU ANIMAL, I SEND YOU TO DO ONE EROND AND YOU SCREW IT UP. I'VE HEARD OF YOUR PLANS. YOU'VE BEEN HERE A LONG TIME, SO YOU MUST KNOW YOU HAVE NO CHANCE. WHO DO YOU THINK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR POWERS? I MADE BEOWULF AND HE MADE YOU. MY MINIONS WILL NOT OBEY YOU ANYMORE. HELL IS ENDLESS AND NOW IT'S ALL AGAINST YOU!*suddenly millions and millions of various demons(some are the size of 3 story buildings, others are ones seen in DMC series, yet most are unrecocnizable and utterly scary looking) appear around the mansion, pouring out of holes in the ground like ants*
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:04 pm
Dante spawn of Sparda *a set of 3 dots appear in the swirling sky and say* DIVUS YOU ANIMAL, I SEND YOU TO DO ONE EROND AND YOU SCREW IT UP. I'VE HEARD OF YOUR PLANS. YOU'VE BEEN HERE A LONG TIME, SO YOU MUST KNOW YOU HAVE NO CHANCE. WHO DO YOU THINK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR POWERS? I MADE BEOWULF AND HE MADE YOU. MY MINIONS WILL NOT OBEY YOU ANYMORE. HELL IS ENDLESS AND NOW IT'S ALL AGAINST YOU!*suddenly millions and millions of various demons(some are the size of 3 story buildings, others are ones seen in DMC series, yet most are unrecocnizable and utterly scary looking) appear around the mansion, pouring out of holes in the ground like ants*
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:18 pm
DsoS:mistake post sorry sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:20 pm
DsoS: here a better one sweatdrop ...(mundus)DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID!!!!!!!!! scream GRIFFON WAS MORE LOYAL THAN YOU, AND I KILLED HIM WITHOUT HESITATION, WHY SHOULD I SPARE YOU?! scream domokun
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:41 pm
Dante spawn of Sparda DsoS: here a better one sweatdrop ... (mundus)DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID!!!!!!!!! scream GRIFFON WAS MORE LOYAL THAN YOU, AND I KILLED HIM WITHOUT HESITATION, WHY SHOULD I SPARE YOU?! scream domokun nervously running his talons through his mane Divus desperately tries to quickly think of an excuse UHHH...UMM.... BECAUSE I'M CUTE? sweatdrop bats his eyelashes and tries to look as cute as possible *which is btw very difficult for a demon to do*
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:56 pm
... eek lol hAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! NO WRONG DIVUS, IT'S BECAUSE YOU AMUSE ME, MUCH LIKE A JESTER 3nodding YOUR FATE HAS BEEN SAVED, THANKS TO YOUR STUPIDITY AND LACK OF SKILL TO IMPROVISE*divus gets sucked up towards 3 red dots*YOUR FRIENDS WILL NOT GET THE SAME MERCY HOWEVER*dots dissapear and demons start to approach the rest*
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:48 am
Divus breathes a sigh of relief
OH THANK YOU, MY LEIGE! sweatdrop ON MY WORD YOU SHALL NOT REGRET THIS DECISION! I SHALL WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON...WELL MORE SO THAN USUAL!
Divus looks at Kai and his sister and does a cutesy little <********" wave. twisted
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:35 am
*mouth falls open as she listens to her brother plead with Mundus and make up a bunch of lies to save his a***
YOU LYING.... BACKSTABING.... LITTLE.... COWARD! stressed I DUNNO WHICH IS WORST THE FACT THAT YOU TOTALLY WUSSED OUT OR THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T SEE IT COMMING!
* her jaw yet again makes itself comfortable on the ground as Mundus acctually FORGIVES Divus*
WHA-WHAT?!!!! eek YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! I KILL A FEW MILLION WEAKLING SOLDIERS TO KEEP MY SKILLS SHARP... I GET EXHILED! HE CONSPIRES AGAINST YOU AND YOU LET HIM OFF CUZ HE'S STUPID?!!!!! mad
*stands there for a moment completely silent then suddenly puches a near by hell pride so hard it immediately explodes into a shower of ******** YOU MUNDUS!!!! ******** YOU DIVUS!!!!! *turns to the rest of the demons* AND ******** ALL YOU GUYS!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! scream
*unsheathes Darling and starts killing the crap out of anything stupid enough to get in her way!*
(LMAO homicidal rampages are fun! mrgreen )
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