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 Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:02 am
Vincent was being pursued. He had just been in the jungle, minding his own business, when a gorilla picked up his scent. Startled, the gorilla began to charge at him, trying to chase him away. Vincent was a bit shocked at the sudden commotion, and rather than taking on a 500lb gorilla, he headed back into the pub.
"THERE BE A DAMN GORILLA AFTER MY HIDE!!!" He screamed into the pub, alerting everyone within hearing distance. He dived under the nearest table, just has the gorilla smashed its way into the doorway.UPDATE:The Gorilla's Pursuit After chasing down the gorilla through the town, Kurisutofa and the doctor end up giving the Gorilla a few good shots. However, in the midst of the pursuit, the Gorilla cornered the doctor and wounded his leg. Thankfully, the noble Kurisutofa helped get the doctor back to the safety of the pub.
The Gorilla is still out there, and needed to be stopped. The chase will be continued later on tonight.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:19 am
"BLAAAAGRH!!!"
The gorilla proceeded to smash a nearby crate, and then went after the rum.
"AH-AH-AH-AWAAAAAAAH!"
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:32 pm
*Coming out of the bathroom, Kurisutofa is finishing buttoning up his breeches when he looks up and comes face to face with a 7 foot tall gorilla.*
eek
... Run. ... Run Now. ... Run Fast. ... Why aren't you running yet?!
*Looking from side to side, he smirked and looked the Gorilla square in the eye. Heightening himself, he stood on his tip-toes.*
"I'm sorry Sir, but your not welcome here. We have a strict 'No Shirts, No Service' policy. I'll have to ask you to le'umphf...
*Flying through the air, he hit the adjacent wall and slid to the floor.*
... you antaganized him and he hit you. How do you feel now? Did you learn your lesson? You always have to play Mr. Tough Guy, don't you?
.. Idiot.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:39 pm
Vincent scrambled in his coat, trying to find his pistol. With no success, he tossed a bottle of rum at the gorilla.
'That might do the trick...' He thought to himself. Only problem was, the gorilla was now coming towards him.
"..sonofab-" Vincent barely managed to make out a sentence as he was hurled against the same wall as Captain Kurisutofa. "Tough...day...eh?" He groaned, as he hit the floor. A few loose splinters of wood made their way loose and deposted themselves into Vincents buttocks as he slid.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:44 pm
"R-Ru-ru-marragh!"
The gorilla made his way over to a nearby barrel, smashing it open and drinking the contents.
Water...good. Man bad. Take man water. Water taste funny. Water make me want more water. This not water.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:15 pm
"Tough is an understatement..."
*Pushing himself into a standing position against the wall, he drew his twin pistols out from under his longcoat. Having already been loaded due only to his everlasting paranoia, he clicked the hammers back to a full-c**k. Smiling politely at the Gorilla, so as not to intice him, he said, in a rather soft tone, to Vincent...*
"Right, so on '3', we make a mad-dash for the backside of the Barcounter and then we can make our assualt from there, shall we? There's a blunderbuss under the counter, if you'd like to give it a try..."
*Nodding in a 'it might work' kind of way, he took a deep breath.*
"3"
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:25 pm
Vincent rolled over, and madly crawled on his knees towards the counter. He then pulled himself up over the counter, and landed on the other side. "Ummph. Alright...were's that blunderbuss?" He said to himself, digging through bottles, parchment, and bread baskets. He finally grasped ahold of its barrel: it was firmly attatched by hooks on the roof of the counter. Taking aim, he peered over the counter at the distracted gorilla. He pulled the trigger, aiming at the gorillas massive body... BANG.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:30 pm
BLARRRRGH!!!!
The gorilla, enraged and now suffering from a wounded backside, began to smash the tables of the pub, flipping them over and throwing a tantrum like a baby.
THUNDERSTICK MEN! ME TAKE SPECIAL WATER. THUNDERSTICK HURT. ME SMASH MAN!
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:40 pm
Upon hearing the roar from the Pub, Dr. Morgan comes running, sword and pistol at the ready. He passes the smashed in front door...
And comes face to backside with a very pissed off gorilla.
"Wha' th'? Who 'n th' 'ell brough' 'is 'ere ape ontae th' islan'? 'Tis nae fr'm 'roun' 'ere, tha be fer-"
A table flies through the air, narrowly missing the doctor.
"I suppose that's his way of telling you to shut up. Okay, what now?"
Swiftly putting the pistol away, as he figures it will only anger the gorilla further, he hunkers down behind a table to watch and think. He then spies the two men over behind the counter.
"Wha' dae we dae nae?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:45 pm
Vincent nudged the man next to him.
"Eh, looks like the doctor needs our help. Got any bright ideas?"
He began to reload the blunderbuss, but found he had no ammuniton. Instead, he substituted forks for shots.
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:52 pm
*Peering up and over the counter, Kurisutofa gets back down and crawls around to the side-opening of the counter. Dodging out from behind the counter, he takes aim with his right-hand pistol and fires.
Instantly, the Gorilla is knocked back a foot from the sudden sharp pain that took hold on his left shoulder. Kurisutofa, having been in mid-air when firing the shot, landed on his knees and slid behind a cask of fresh fish. Placing his empty flintlock on the floor behind him, he takes the pistol in his other and hand slowly jets his head out from behind the barrel.
The Gorilla, with rum under his arm, seemed to be turning to exit the building. Never wanting to miss an opportunity, Kurisutofa quickly points the other pistol at his enemy and pulls the trigger.
A loud crack was heard, but no screams. As he swipped the gunsmoke from his face, he saw that the Gorilla hadn't been hit, but the rum cask had. It slowly trickled onto the floorboards as the great beast flounced about.*
"Damn... what a waste."
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:00 pm
"Ye hi' th' rum! Gar, enough o' this!"
The doctor quite foolishly jumps out from behind his hiding place, brandishing his sword. He comes up behind the great ape and before he can even take a swing at it, slips on the spilled rum. His sword clatters to the floor as he falls, and two of his several throwing knives dislodge from the lining of his coat and fall out as well.
"Alright, you can blame Kurisutofa for that one. But you're still an idiot."
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Admiral Lord Cochrane Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:00 pm
*Placing a hand over his face in embarassment for Morgan, he sighed.*
...Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark. We've got to help Him.
*Always one to think on his feet, he looked about for a distraction and found none. Scratching his chin, he looked at the man beside him with a smile.*
"Yeah... I have an idea."
*Quickly searching through his coats pockets, he grabs his flint & powder and quickly reloads his pistols, but without wadding or shot. Looking to the newcomer..*
"You like magic? I'll show you a trick. It's called the Dancing Pixie."
*Placing his pistols fireing mechanism & it's flint in his hand, he ventured out from behind the safety of the barrel and called to Morgan.*
"MORGAN! DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE! DANCE ABOUT LIKE A MAD MAN AND SHAKE YOUR RUMP. GET THE GORILLA'S ATTENTION AND THEN RUN AND HIDE SOMEWHERE IN THE BRUSH!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:04 pm
The gorilla, utterly confused, began to hoot and holler a loudly. Bounding towards the door, he grabbed a barrel of rum, holding carefully so it wouldn't get shot.
Vincent lunged towards the gorilla, only to be knocked out cold via slam in the face.
SMASH MAN. TAKE SPECIAL WATER. SMASH MAN.
"BLAAAARHAAAGH!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:07 pm
Looking over at Kurisutofa, a look of utter bewilderment crosses the doctor's face.
"Alright, he's gone loony. I can deal with that."
He grabs his sword and begins to bolt to block the door.
"'Ere! Follow me, ye grea' buffoon!"
He then proceeds to wave his sword about like an amateur, partly because he is dancing around but mostly because of the fall he has just taken. His efforts do him no good, as he is simply knocked down by the gorilla and narrowly avoids being trodden on.
"There's your shot, Kurisutofa. What are you going to do with it?"
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