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 Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:12 am
Ed: It's Okay. I forgive you for calling me short.
Al: Brother, I've decided to help the homunculi.
Envy: I love you Hohenheim.
Greed: No, you take the gold.
Mustang: I salute you, Fullmetal
Tucker: Alicia is sooooo ugly!!!!!!!!!
Izumi: I love the military!
Winry: Why did you give me a wrench for my birthday, Ed? I hate mechanics!!!!!
Gluttony: I'm not hungry
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:21 pm
Roy: Hawkeye, where is my chocalate milk?? Screw this. Drive me to Mcdonalds.
Riza: Okay.....
Roy: What's this?? You didn't bring my bib??
Riza: You wear a bib?
Roy: As of matter of fact, I LOVE wearing bibs!!
Riza: Sir, we arrived at Mcdonalds.
Roy: Hawkeye, order me the kiddie meal.
Riza: ....Are you sure?
Roy: Do NOT talk back to a supperior officer! Do want to be fired??
Riza: No sir.
Roy: Okay, Hawkeye I'll leave the tab to you! *runs off*
Riza: GRRRR...*pulls gun out*
END
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:41 am
AL: No please, I'm ALLERGIC to cats! Get away!
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:58 pm
Roy: Ahem... Will you marry me, Pinako? heart
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:32 pm
lol those are all funny!!! *falls on the floor laughing* xd
ed: yes, your right, I AM short 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:44 pm
Riza: Do you like my new prada bag? It matches my shoes... whee
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:21 pm
riza:no thanks i don't aprove of guns...
ed surprised mfg i love being short thanks for the ******** you!
roy:riza i a fatty*lalalalalaaaaaa*
hughs:my daughter watches porn
mojor:im to wipy for that jonb to wipy for that joooob!
winry: omfg i hate auto mail it is sooo ten years ago!
granny:winry your such a skank
lust:do you think i need implants?
gluttony: ooooooh that looks revolting no thanks.
wrath: i wanna be an angel!
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:26 pm
izumi: i got over coughing up blood years ago
envy:lust is such a hot babe ********* lust*
greed:gluttony is skinny
the fun
riza:lalalaaaaaaa i love tosinnng with the soor ratttts!
roy...you are soooooo ******** ugly you fat b***h!
riza: that you i know i am!
roy: go away riza!
riza surprised k*walks away crying*
roy and stay out of the military building you bleeep i hate ******** the military!
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HalfMetal_Alchemist-Conor
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:52 am
Ed: oh, COME ON!!!!!! I wanted to watch my TiVo!!!!!!!!
Roy: too bad. we need to go. get Winry, Havoc, Hawkeye, and everyone els you know.
Ed: okay...... EVERYONE, GET OUT OF HIDING!!!
Everyone: okay...... AGH!!!! MUSTANG!!!!!
Riza: run for the hills!!!!!!
Ed: STOP!
Everyone: (Stops)
Roy: let's go, we can skip like deranged butterflies on the way there!
Al: how about let's not and say we did, you ugly fatass.
Roy: fine........
Everyone: are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?
Roy: yes.
Everyone: FINALLY!!!
Ed: I'm already missing 'Short Guy Weekly'.
Roy: didn't you say you had TiVo?
Ed: DAMMIT!
Roy: okay........ here's what I brought you all here for........ Maes Hughes' daughter! isn't she the cutest?
Everyone: DAMMIT, ROY! BE SERIOUS!!!!
Roy: I am! she's really cute!!!!!
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:45 pm
These are completely insane!
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 8:25 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:58 pm
Ed: Roy................................ I love you!
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:10 pm
LOLZ seriouslly these are sooo funny!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:31 pm
ed: milk...healthy, nutricious, and delicious!!! *glugs milk* you want some, envy? i got plenty more for my wonderful brother!!!!
envy: awww...i would love some!
the oddity of the situation eek
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:27 pm
ed: I'll kill you al, for making me wear the red dress when I want th green one!
al: no! the green one's mine!
riza: quit fighting, let's smoke
Havoc: Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health.
Roy: OOooooh Candy!!!!
Havoc: Candy is dandy.
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