| Dante vs Chuck Norris |
| Dante Obviously |
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| Chuck Norris (would be Pwned) |
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| A draw? i don't think so... |
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 Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:44 am
please don't hate me for suggesting this, but please i just wanbt comfirmation from everyone that Dante would slap Chuck Norris sideways without a second thought...
i mean so chuck norris can throw a kick? big whoop... i would go into what Dante can do, but as this is inferno i will naturally assume you all know what our (in most cases) favorite silver haired protagonist can do...
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:50 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:11 pm
just outta curiosity, who the hell is Chuck Norris?
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:46 pm
some idiot white guy who THINKS he's a martial artist (i heard bruce lee whooped his a**). ha DIE chuck DIE!!! lol jk. Dante would win , no thought to it
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:35 pm
hands down, Dante'd not only open up a can of whoop-a**, but he'd also feed it to him personally
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:47 pm
lonely_moon_goddess some idiot white guy who THINKS he's a martial artist (i heard bruce lee whooped his a**). ha DIE chuck DIE!!! lol jk. Dante would win , no thought to it Technically, he is a martial artist. He's a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, Shinto-Ryu Karate, a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and founded Chun Kuk Do ("Universal Way") form. That all being said, he's just human, and no human can stop several pistol shots to the head.
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:09 pm
but even without Dante's pistol-whipping, he could still win, due to Dante can be impaled and live through it, while Chuck Norris won't live through it.
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:54 pm
i'm so happy, i had a heated argument with a guy in my uni ocurse who is determined that chuck norris is invincible... dante would pwn him harder than he pwned any enemy he's ever faced.
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:14 pm
I agree, now that wouldn't even be worth Dante's time it's so easy for him.
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:37 am
Neither Vergil would come outa no where and kill em both
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:45 pm
you mean to say Vergil would come from nowhere and kill Chuck, then continue to prove he is the better Sparda son by means of a fight with his brother...
...only to have it end in a draw, due to Sparda comes in as well, and grounds them.
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:28 pm
You know, when I first read the title of this Versus thread, I burst out laughing.
Dante would so definitly PWN Chuck Norris - no doubt about it. I mean, human V.S. Half Demon? Don't think so.
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:26 pm
that's what I thought too
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:46 pm
ninja i dont think there is any possibility that this versus should even exist...s'commonsense lol no offense i still lov ya guys haha
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:37 pm
I somewhat agree, due to it would be far too easy a win for Dante
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