With Edward Elric as President of the United States of America, you can be reassured that he will treat the nation as if it was the land of Philosopher Stones, and the short people of the nation will finally be able to go without worry of being called short ever again.
Here are some reason why you should vote Edward Elric for President:
arrow Short people, rejoice! With Edward as president, you never have to worry about going around and having people calling you short ever again. Edward will work to make sure that every person who calls another short will be given a very long, and painful death.
arrow Anger management programs a worry for you? Pssh, with Edward as president, such programs will be thrown away. Who needs anger mangagement when you can freely beat the tar out of your boss without punishment?
arrow Looking for the newest fashion trend? Red jackets and leather pants will be sold around every clothing store with Edward Elric in charge. He'll keep you with the top, most fasionable clothing around.
arrow Democrat or Republician? Who needs either? Edward Elric has his own side of the country, and as President, he'll get rid of such sidings. Go against him though and he'll probably send you to the doctor with a few broken limbs.
arrow Last, but not least, with Edward Elric elected as President, he will make sure that every cripled and handicapped citizen of this country will be provided with the latest auto-mail technology with the help of First Lady, Winry Rockbell out of fear of being hit in the head with her all feared wrench of doom if he didn't.
So, will you make the right choice? Make sure to vote for Edward Elric on election day!
This message was brought to you by Kaze the Bathog, who was really frickin bored and had nothing better to do with her free time. Edward Elric belongs to Hiromu Arakawa, along with Winry Rockbell.
Please don't sue the poor Kaze.
