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Bubbling_Stream
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:14 pm


~*Da Official Shrine of the Spork :B*~


"Hail the Almighty Spork, and it will love you, and hopefully not poke you. But you never know!"



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:35 pm


'Sup Homies!


xD


"Hail the Almighty Spork, and it will love you, and hopefully not poke you. But you never know!"



Greetings lesser utensils! You have entered the Official Spork Shrine, located in the Sacred Silverware Drawer. The Drawer also contains the Consecrated Pair of Socks. These Socks were lonely in the sock drawer, so they squiggled up to the Sacred Silverware Drawer, where they were consecrated on the altar to the Almighty Spork. Here is the place where we can praise The Almighty Spork anytime during the day (or night, if that's what you want!) with this call...



"The Almighy Spork is Spiffy Doodle!"



The Spork brings much joy to the mass of food consumers, us included, I'm sure. They are fun to look at, fun to eat with, and best of all, fun to poke your right eyebrow with. What more could you want, right? Well, poking your friends may be better...but..Whatever! Oh well. We always have time for both!



Well, here is the place where you can post all the good things that sporks have done for you, or just praise it with our phrase. Enjoy!


*We are NOT actually worshipping a spork. This is just for fun.

Bubbling_Stream
Vice Captain


Bubbling_Stream
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:43 pm


"Utensils"


Now, I know how much you all love the spork! I know you love it so much, that you would want to have a special postition serving it, right? Well, La Violetta came up with this great idea...




We have different members in different rankings!

Fork- Priest
Spoon- Priestess
Knife- Monk
Napkin- Nun
Straws- Regular drawergoers

DUTIES
Forks-Set up the Altar for offerings. (Lead services)
Spoons-Teach about the Spork. (Lead services)
Knives-Cook food for Spork offerings.
Napkins-They keep the Sacred Silverware Drawer clean, both physically and energy-power-sacredness-ally!

Note: These are NOT gender-specific.




FORKS
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SPOONS
-Bubbling_Stream
-La Violetta
-marinazzle
-goodkarma97
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KNIVES
-W!nd R!der
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-
-
-
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NAPKINS
-
-
-
-
-
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STRAWS
Everyone else!
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:50 pm


An Ode To Spork

"Sporks are cool,
Sporks are funny,
I prefer Sporks over money,
But if you think that Sporks ******** yourself and keep you money!-Steffofeire

Bubbling_Stream
Vice Captain


collapsiblbunny
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:14 pm


Would it be possible for me to become a sock?
The sock is a rather fitting character for me.
If not, may I be a knife?
Thank you much heart

Tay, you can't be a sock. Only the Socks are socks.
Well who is going to represent their opinions?
They can't always be spoken for.
Don't you think it'd be offensive to them?
Just a question.

If they can't be spoken for, then no one can speak for them, and that includes you. Does that make sense?
No.
If I were one of them, then the sock wouldn't be being spoken for.
I would be speaking for myself as a sock.
Hmmm...

No. Since you're not actually one of the socks, you would be speaking for them. Is anyone taking the role of the Spork? No. Likewise, no one takes the role of the Socks, and therefore no one speaks for them.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY, VI!
If you were to make me into a Sock, nobody would be speaking for them as though they know everything about them(when they don't).
I would be the Sock, so I would be speaking for myself.
It's the same with the Spork.
If you made someone the Spork, say Twi, seeing as she's the guild capt., then she wouldn't be speaking for the Spork as though she knew EVERYTHING about it(when she doesn't, nobody does).
She'd be speaking for herself becaust she is The Spork.

BUT SHE ISN'T THE SPORK!!!!
She's WORSHIPPING the Spork.
Look, I'm not even gonna bother arguing anymore. You can't be the Socks, and THAT'S IT.

Mememememe... Vi is yelling...Vi is shouting...Vi is angery at Wind...Vi is frightening...I surrender...I not sock...Vi is yelling...

rofl
I'm glad you finally got my message.
Anyway, I already signed you up as a knife.
Happy cooking.

Psh. I didn't get your message. Other than you don't wish for me to be a sock.
But you didn't seem to get my point either.
Nor did you listen to it.
So we're safe now that we can be totally oblivious together!!!

I would argue, but there's no point. It'll just end up like that again.
Eeeeeeeeeexactly.
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