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 Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:10 pm
This is the Spoon La Violetta. I am the teacher of the Sacred Scripture of the Spork. We will have lessons as often as I feel like teaching them, in which we will read the Sacred Scripture of the Spork.
(Aargh... the Shrine's done? Does that mean I have to start writing these again?)
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:14 pm
4/26/06 Today's lesson: The Consecration of the Consecrated Pair of Socks
Under the Sacred Silverware Drawer, where dwelt the altar to the Almighty Spork, was a sock drawer, wherein lived a Pair of Socks. And ever were the Socks lonely, for ever were the Socks shunned by the other socks for their chartreuse color. So the Socks decided to seek their destiny, and the Socks did squiggle out of the drawer, and the Socks did squiggle around in search of their destiny. And the Socks did squiggle until they reached the next drawer up from the sock drawer. And this drawer was none other than the Sacred Silverware Drawer. And from this drawer, the Socks felt a great power and sacredness coming unto them. And the Socks knew then that it was their destiny to worship this power, whatever this power was. So the Socks did squiggle inside the Sacred Silverware Drawer, and the Socks did see the altar, and when the Socks did see the altar, and the Socks did feel the sacredness of the Almighty Spork in all its Almighty Sporkage, the Socks did fall to their heels, and the Socks did call,"The Almighty Spork is Spiffy Doodle!" And the Socks did sacrifice a plate of couscous to the Almighty Spork, and this pleased the Spork. And the Spork spake unto the Socks, "Thou shalt be consecrated on this altar, and thou shalt live forevermore in the Sacred Silverware Drawer." And the Socks thanked the Spork graciously, and made offerings unto it on the altar. And the Spork accepted the offerings, and it consecrated the Socks, and forevermore were the Socks consecrated, and forevermore did they live in the Sacred Silverware Drawer.
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