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jackaloep00

PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:18 pm


I like quotes you should too. Post some good ones while think of some other good ones and pretty soon we could be swimming in shiny quotes. hurray! (i'll think of some and be back)
PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:06 pm


OKDirector Chase: I'm recommending to the board that you be stripped of classified clearance and assigned to the Dispatch Office at Langley.
Sydney: You're transferring me... to the mail room!?

Vaughn: I'm leaving.
Weiss: Leaving what? The Agency!? Is this because of Sydney?
Vaughn: No, it's not because of Sydney... it's because last year sucked.

(About Nadia)
Sloane: I knew she would be of great value here... but she chose to leave intelligence... to drop out.
Sydney: You sure she really left? Fake-quitting seems to be all the rage.

jackaloep00


Blak Adder

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:58 pm


I personally enjoyed Marshall whispering, "Sloane's here!!".
PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:08 am


Blak Adder
I personally enjoyed Marshall whispering, "Sloane's here!!".


xd Yeah, it's strange how such a simple observation can be so damn funny.

Captain Horsey
Crew


jackaloep00

PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:52 pm


Marshall: The only guy we have left is Sark and that's only because he's in custody. I hate that guy, I mean, really, kinda scares... although I did go visit him... twice... just to see a familiar face. We had eggs.
Weiss: Don't do that.

Jack: I'll make you a deal; you cooperate with us... That's it.
Man: You don't frighten me.
Jack: Then, clearly you're an idiot.

Marshall: Okay, Phoenix, you are hot... and I mean that in many ways.

Nadia: I swear to God... somehow, I will find out who did this to our mother... and I will kill him. I will.

Sloane: Thank you.
Sydney: For what.
Sloane: For letting my daughter stay with you. As Nadia acclimates to this life, to a new family... she needs support... and you have put my mind at ease.
Sydney: The thought that I did something that might have given you a warm and fuzzy feeling makes me want to kick my own sister out of my house.

Nadia: I don't mean to seem impatient, but... I've never done anything that's lasted as long as this.
Jack: How sad for you...

Martin: So, what's your real name, Charlene?
Sydney: I'm a...
Martin: Ima what?
Sydney: I'm a gonna kick your a**.
warm and fuzzy feeling makes me want to kick my own sister out of my house.

Nadia: I don't mean to seem impatient, but... I've never done anything that's lasted as long as this.
Jack: How sad for you...
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:02 pm


Jack: Is something on your mind Agent Vaughn.
Vaughn: (hesitant) No, not really. I'm not very sleeping well.
Jack: It's Lauren, isn't it.
Vaughn: I think I see her sometimes; I thought I saw her in the market in Algeria. Did that ever happen with you?
Jack: Do I have visions of Lauren?

Vaughn: It's not everyday you see a guy shatter into a million pieces.

jackaloep00


shinyhero

PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:57 am


jackalope00
Marshall: The only guy we have left is Sark and that's only because he's in custody. I hate that guy, I mean, really, kinda scares... although I did go visit him... twice... just to see a familiar face. We had eggs.
Weiss: Don't do that.


hahah nice!
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 2:16 pm


Wow I don't know any... from the show anyway. I'll have to look for some. sweatdrop

Little Lali


Karena Starfire

PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 10:24 am


oh common, you guys, S1 and S2 are the best ones for quotes!!!

Will: (after finding out the truth) (to Jack and Syd) Who are you people?



Will: Are you sure you couldn't think of anything else?
Jack: Yes, I came up with several scenarios. But they all involved your burial.
Will: ...Is that your idea of a joke? You're morbid, Jack.


(when Sark joins SD-6)
Marshall: Hi! Welcome....don't kill me.


Jack: (about Kendall) Technically, he's right. Ethically, he's an a**.


Weiss: (about Vaughn) Dude!! I'm going to call you "Balls of Steel" from now on!
Vaughn: Shut up.
Weiss: (to some other guy passing by) Hey, have you met Balls of Steel?


cheers.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:32 pm



(sloane lets jack cut off his finger to save SD-6)
Marshall(holding sloane's finger in a container):everythings ok! The paramedics are on the way! ...sloane gave me the finger.

I thought that was the funnest thing in the history of alias i was watching it on dvd and had to pause it because i was like laughing so hard i was trying not to pee. biggrin heart biggrin lol heart heart

Keria1414


Little Lali

PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:36 am


Captain Horsey
Blak Adder
I personally enjoyed Marshall whispering, "Sloane's here!!".


xd Yeah, it's strange how such a simple observation can be so damn funny.


Oh now I want to see the episode. I missed it or I was paying attention at the time.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 4:21 pm


Julia Sark
oh common, you guys, S1 and S2 are the best ones for quotes!!!

Will: (after finding out the truth) (to Jack and Syd) Who are you people?



Will: Are you sure you couldn't think of anything else?
Jack: Yes, I came up with several scenarios. But they all involved your burial.
Will: ...Is that your idea of a joke? You're morbid, Jack.


(when Sark joins SD-6)
Marshall: Hi! Welcome....don't kill me.


Jack: (about Kendall) Technically, he's right. Ethically, he's an a**.


Weiss: (about Vaughn) Dude!! I'm going to call you "Balls of Steel" from now on!
Vaughn: Shut up.
Weiss: (to some other guy passing by) Hey, have you met Balls of Steel?


cheers.

hehe my favorite was hi! welcome...don't kill me...

aznbarbdoll


March_to_Glory

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:47 am


My personal favorite is from the Season 2 finale.

Sark: "That''s okay. My loyalties are flexible!!"
PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:01 pm


Vaughn: [Syd and Vaughn are about to approach a source for information] How do you wanna play this?
Sydney: You wanna be rough, or you want me to be rough?
Vaughn: You're always rough.
Sydney: No, I'm not.
Vaughn: Yes, you are.
Sydney: That's not true!
Vaughn: Yes, it is.
Sydney: Are you talking about at home, or on Ops?
Vaughn: Both. Hey, I'm not complaining!
Sydney: If I'm rough, it's because you like me to...
[pauses]
Sydney: Are we on coms?
Agent Jack Bristow: Yes, you're both on coms right now.

Phantoms~Shadow


Eri Faust

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:32 pm


Phantoms~Shadow
Vaughn: [Syd and Vaughn are about to approach a source for information] How do you wanna play this?
Sydney: You wanna be rough, or you want me to be rough?
Vaughn: You're always rough.
Sydney: No, I'm not.
Vaughn: Yes, you are.
Sydney: That's not true!
Vaughn: Yes, it is.
Sydney: Are you talking about at home, or on Ops?
Vaughn: Both. Hey, I'm not complaining!
Sydney: If I'm rough, it's because you like me to...
[pauses]
Sydney: Are we on coms?
Agent Jack Bristow: Yes, you're both on coms right now.


This has to be my favorite quote of all. The fact that they are on coms is just a really big plus.
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