Welcome to Gaia! ::

Harry got on the train to go to school. There he met, hermione, Ron, Ron's brothers {I guess they're still going to school, I forgot how much older they are to Harry) Ron's Sister, Draco Malfoy, and um the rest of the school. It was an odd day, as the train pulled in at the wrong platform, which caused quite a cafuffel. Anyway where was I? Oh yeah harry got on the train and after a few hours arrived at Dumbledore's Magic Shack (Aka Hogwarts School of yada yada yada).

All of a sudden, Harry found himself at the start of Chapter 9.

"What the bloody hell is going on here?" Declared Harry. "Last time I checked we had just finished chapter 2!"

Because of his sudden shift in temporal planes of existance, Harry found himself alone due to everyone else being left behind in chapter 3.

"Well this blows!" Shouted Harry "What the bleeding heck am I supposed to do now?"

But Harry realised that he was only talking to himself, and all the question asking in the world would not help him now.
Harry began to think about what was going on and came to the conclusion the Ron's half baked mince, must've been some trigger, to some multi-dimensional rift in space and time, which thrust anyone ahead a few chapters.

"The Damn b*****d!" thought Harry "He's always trying to screw up my plans for world domination"

With this thought Harry began to feel all sorts of turmoil, growing inside him. At some times he began to feel deep rage and hatred towards all his friends, only to have it countered with thoughts of why he was thinking those thoughts, and so on and so on.

Harry came to the conclusion that he was forming a dual identity, one which he would have to suppress, if he was to win this years swimming competition.

With that thought a bolt of lightning shot out of the sky and hit Harry, knocking him unconscious.

When Harry came to he felt a sense of incompleteness. Slowly he picked himself up and dazed and confuesed, looked around the room.

Suddenly he heard a door close down the hallway from the main hall.


"That's impossible!" thought Harry, "I'm the only one here in chapter 9!"

Hurridly Harry took off after the noise. When he was determined that he found the door which had been closed, he then heard footsteps, coming from behind him. He then proceeded to take off after the footsteps, only to hear another door slam, in the oposite direction.

This continued on for sometime, until Harry figured that it was either a)Some sort of time flux mechanisim where he was hearing stuff that would be happening later when everyone else was in Chapter 9, or b) he had gas.

So Harry decided to go back to the main hall, when he realised he was actually in a part of the school, he had never been, or even heard of before. No longer wall the walls big stone slabs, and no longer was the floor marble tiles. But rather the walls and floors where made of wood, and with each step he took, the floorboards would creek and the walls would moan. Harry could here a strong gale blowing outside, so strong that it sounded as if the wooden walls were almost being ripped apart.
Harry continued down the wooden hallway until he reached a large room, with many large windows on either side, with the dark night shining through, with silhouettes of dead trees against the moonlight. At the far end of the room, seemed to be an altar of some sort, but due to the intense darkness Harry could not make it out. Harry's first impression, was that it was a chapel of some sort. Slowly Harry moved towards the end of the room, and as he did he could just make out a shape moving in the darkness.

"Is somebody there?" Asked Harry

"That all depends!" the darkness responded

Harry was shocked to hear a response at first, but slowly the shock grew to horror, as he realised who's voice it was.

"What's the matter Harry? I take it from your silence that your not happy to see me?" the darkness continued

"Who are you?" Inquired Harry

"Well that's quite simple isn't Harry?" The darkness replied, and with that a match was struck, and candle was lit, which lit up the entire room.

Harry could then see the full figure before him

"You're Good Harry." Replied the figure "I'm Bad Harry!"

And with that the figure clapped his hands and both the Harry's were gone.

"Oh Harry!" Exclaimed Hermione "You finally caught up to us, I see"
"Gee Harry it sure took you a while" said Ron.
"Oh Shut up you Nazi git!" Yelled Harry "It's your fault all this caffuful happened in the first place!"
"Sorry Master" piped Ron.

It was at this time that Harry and the gang realised they had made their way outside into the grounds of Hogwarts. Directly in front of them was the pathway to the main gate, which beyond lay the twisted maze of dingdongdung, and further on the Kingdom of B'taretaderahgjytsatstumpf.
But that has nothing to do with this story.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione, walked towards the direction of Hogsmeade, but somehow got lost on the way and ended up in a large snowfield, which had mysteriously appeared from nowhere. Mysteriously, as it was actually summer at the time and damn hot if I do say so myself.
The trio commented on the fact that it had just been a stiffling hot day.

"Gee it had just been a stiffling hot day" Said Hermione.
"Yeah, now it's gotten quite chilly all of a sudden" Replied Harry
"You can say that again!" said Ron
"Yeah, now it's gotten quite chilly all of a sudden" Replied Harry
"You can say that again!" said Ron "It's so cold My toes have fallen off!"
"Oh Ron you buffoon!" Said Hermione
And all three had a good laugh

The three continued to walk for what seemed like hours.
"Gee it seems like we've been walking for hours!" Said Ron
"Would you two stop repeating what the narrator has just written!" Exclaimed Harry
"Sorry Oh mighty one" Hermione and Ron said in unison.

Suddenly Harry felt a disturbance.
"What is it Harry?" Asked Hermione
"I'm not sure. It feels like something is amiss" replied Harry

Suddenely, the ghost of Dumbledore appeared before Harry, and only to Harry.
"Haaaarrryyyy! HAAAARRRRRYYYYYY!" Cried the spectoral figure.
"DUMBLEDORE!" Yelled Harry! "Is that really you?"
"dumbledore?!?" exclaimed Ron quizically
"Harry Dumbledore is dead. Snape shot him with a twelve gauge" said Hermione
"But he is right here!" Yelled Harry
"Harry!" said the ghost. "Only you can see me Harry. The others arn't as gifted as you Harry."
"Oh bugger" said Harry
"Harry!" replied Dumbledore "I have a message for you Harry. You are to travel to the Dagobah system and meet with Master Yoda."
"Dagobah?!? WTF? How the hell am I supposed to get there?!?!" Cried Harry
"What am I your Travel agent?!? Yelled the ghost "You figure it out, you've got a toy X-wing!"

And with that Dumbledore was gone.

"What was that all about Harry?" asked Ron
"You don't want to know" said Harry "C'mon we better get back to school"

And so somehow, Harry and co made it back to their dorms. Once there Harry told Ron about his plan to go to Dagobah. And Ron being the subserviant little lap dog that he is, agreed to go with him no matter what. So harry got his model X-wing and shrunk Himself and Ron down to a size big enough to fly it (At this point you're probablly wondering how the hell they are gonna fly a model, well they are damn wizards for crying out loud, if they can make a Ford Anglia drive let alone fly, then I'm pretty sure they can make a model fly into outer space)
Harry climber into the cockpit of the model, only to realise that the only place for Ron would be in the R2 socket. So Harry, bashed and mashed Ron in to fit nice and snug. It was at this stage that Harry realised that it probablly would have been a lot easier to have enlarged the model X-wing rather than shrink himself and Ron, but what was done was done, and Harry and Ron where ready to set off on their long adventure into the unkown receses of space.