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Oh My Moogle Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:31 pm
Alright, one person makes a wish. The person below them corrupts the wish by saying "Granted, but [insert corruption here]."
I wish that it was summer break all year long.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:28 pm
Granted but your old school friends switched schools since their parents wanted them to have an education
I wish for more to drink
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:49 pm
Granted, but the drinks taste horrible.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:16 am
Granted, but you will always fly into a telephone pole.
I wish I become invisible.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 12:11 pm
Granted, but other invisible people beat you up.
I wish I could live forever.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:12 pm
Granted, but you will break your back five minutes after and you will be paralized from the neck down.
I wish for a can of orange soda.
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Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:33 pm
Granted, but the orange soda is 100 years old and tastes a bit off.
I wish I had 20/20 vision again.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 8:40 pm
granted, but you have been transported to an eternal world of darkness...
I wish that I had a glass of chocolate milk.
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 1:02 pm
Granted, but the milk is sour.
I wish for world peace.
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 7:57 pm
granted, but the 'peace' got misinterpreted as 'piece' and thus it blew up into a million different fragments and scattered the worlds populations to other planets to continue life in different environments...
I wish for the new MAE CD
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 10:36 pm
Granted, but the CD is blank
I Wish for a fluffy pillow.
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:35 am
Granted, but the pillow spontaneously combusts as soon as you touch it.
I wish for the exams to end.
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 11:26 am
granted, but you did so well on them, the state wants you to go to regionals for competitive testing.
I wish for the chance to act in a disnet movie...
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:55 am
Granted, but Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy keep making hurtful jokes behind your back.
I wish I was a goddess.
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 12:29 pm
granted, but you are forcefully betrothed to the god of gluttony.
I wish for shorter school days.
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