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 Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:37 pm
These are the people in your neighborhood! Please take a moment and read some of the other profiles as you post or edit your own. You never know when some of them might change...
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:52 pm
Name: Joshua "Josh" Baroob AKA: Captain Pasty Current Age: 18 DoB September 30 Appearance:  Josh is 5'9, 158 lb., with blond hair and hazel eyes. His skin is white... very, very, white. He usually reeks of sunscreen. Costume:As Captain Pasty Josh wears a bright yellow t-shirt, with the letters "CP" emblazoned in light blue, and a colorful stripped towel as a cape. He also wears annoyingly bright yellow and blue Hawaiian-print swim trunks. His nose is usually dabbed with sunscreen and he wears old, raggedy skateboarder sneakers. Main Power: Due to his French Canadian heritage, Josh has blindingly pasty skin. Secondary Power: "White Speed," a short dash in which he becomes a flash of light. He succumbs to asthma after using it for too long, however. Weakness: Josh has limited upper body strength and endurance. Furthermore, he must apply sunscreen every hour, on the hour or the sun will roast his pale complexion to a crisp Personality: Josh has never let his shortcoming in strength keep him from being heroic. He believes that anyone can be a hero if they are determined enough, regardless of physical ability. He becomes quite offended when anyone points out that his abilities are “less than super.” This, coupled with his nasty temper, is a major part of what destroyed the first League (more on that later). Also, Josh may act like a fool and a clown, but he is much more intelligent than he seems. He is friendly, if a little slow to fully trust people, and will do anything to protect those he cares for. Bio: A couple years ago, Josh (then "Captain Cripple") was the leader of the original League of Special Individuals, which was founded to foil Gore's first plot to steal the Internet. Though this "League" was only Josh and two of his closest friends, he was extremely proud of it. When it broke a few months later, for reasons Josh goes out of his way to avoid talking about, it sent him into a long period of depression in which he spent his time playing video games indoors. After nearly a month of solitude, Josh’s mother finally threatened to kick him out of the house if he didn’t rejoin the world of the social. With his first steps back into the real world, Josh discovered his skin had lost all pigmentation to the point where it actually reflected light. Several minutes later, he realized how vulnerable this made him to sunburns. Now, the League is reforming and Josh has once more taken up the mantle of "leader." Can he hold this new team together? Or will LoSI suffer disbandment once more?
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 10:07 pm
Name: Cait Kassidy AKA: Duct Tape Girl Current Age: 17 DoB: March 25 Appearance: Roughly 5 foot 4 inches and average weight, brown hair, curly and length is to below her shoulder blades. green eyes. Costume: Cape of woven multi-colored ducttape that she doesn't like to wear (it chokes her), a butterfly/mardigras mask made of duct tape (mostly black with purple and yellow accents), Black gauntlets (of duct tape, are you sensing a pattern?) with floral designs done in camo duct tape (yes, i promise, it does exist)... A red corset type thing made of duct tape. Has a "tool belt" with various duct tape pieces and things stuck to it, a duct tape rope and caribeener with mini duct tape roll (yes, these exist too, and they do come in handy) Primary Power: Can make almost anything out of duct tape. Litterally. You need a tooth brush? she'll figure it out. Secondary Power(s): Strength. With Duct tape. Yes, it may be super sticky, but it certainly isn't strong enough...So she has learned how to make it stronger... Weakness: Falls into narcolptic fits brought on by seeing extaordinarily cute things. Like puppies, baby geese, and bats. Yeah, she is kinda sick and twisted... Personality: Cait is a little...obsessive. She takes to most she does with incredible passion, and is outgoing around people she knows. However, she can still be shy about a lot of things, until she trusts people (which doesn't take long). Cait is artistically inclined and drinks coffee obsessively as a way to try to combat her narcolepsy; if she does not get her morning coffee she runs the risk of having narcoleptic fits all day. Her friends sometimes see her as slightly (or mostly) psychotic, and she has a random train of thought that seems to be based largely on the improbability drive. She despises it when people mention that her costume looks like an S&M outfit. Cait is also not afraid to try anything at least once. Bio: For a long time Duct Tape girl was too busy for the League, because she had outrageous amounts of homework. Through the course of pulling one too many all-nighters, she developed narcolepsy. But one night, while surfing the net for the name of daniel boone's cat (it was Bluegrass), Cait found a website advertising the "Stuck at the prom" scholarship. She imidiately decided she had to do it, and proceeded to begin studying the arts of creating things with duct tape. She has since developed incredibly and create nearly anything she has to out of duct tape. But she still has outrageous amounts of homework, and may not always have time for the League. During one time in particular when she had been gone for several months, Captian Pastey came to check up on her and make sure was still alive. When he encouraged her to join the group again, she told him she was "too busy to play super hero anymore." After he left (and after realizing what she had said) She vowed to never take herself that seriously ever again. Besides, what fun is life if you can't be alittle crazy? Other: Has no less than three rolls of duct tape (in various colors) on her at all times, even when not masquerading as Duct Tape Girl.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:27 pm
Disclaimer: Offense taken at will.  Name: Catherine Elizabeth Flavius AKA: Mother Superior Current Age: 26 DoB: October 17 Appearance: (Height, weight, eye color, hair color, and any other noteworthy physical traits) 5'8" 138 pounds, green eyes, golden blonde hair, slightly tanned skin. Costume: Throwing out the traditional habit, Mother Superior's costume allows much more freedom for her gruesome job. She wears a leather jacket, black, leather pants, black, black boots, a white undershirt, and completes the ensemble with white strips of nylon to keep the clothing bound tight to her body. Primary Power: Mother Superior's strength comes mostly from her fine array of weapons. However, she was bred for agility, brilliance, and physical attraction. No super powers to speak of, however she can "bless water" (as an accomplished chemist, she does this using electrolosis, creating, essentially, HHOH (which burns) and OH, (which burns more)) Beyond that she has the powers of Excommunication, damnation, salvation, and realistic smiting fist action! If, you know, any of her enemies are intimidated by that type of thing (which, as her job is to officially keep the Catholic Church in check, is a surprising ammount of her enemies). Secondary Power(s): Her weapons. These consist of two razer-sharp (beyond the first 6 inches), steel-reinforced yard-sticks, throwing knifes (in Jesus Fish and Cross shapes), and the paddle. Weakness: Darwin, The Big Bang, Mortal Wounds, Persecution, Pitchforks and Lions. Personality: Catherine is quiet and down to earth. She get's the job done, and she does it right. As the head of the elite order of Mothers, it is her job to judge what actions are nescessary to keep the Church alive, from the assination of Papal candiates and the framing of jailmates for the untimely deaths of imrisoned priests in the church sex scandals of late, to the unseen protection of Dan Brown so that it does not look like the Catholic Church feels threatened by him. Bio: Catherine was engineered to be great, as all the Mothers have been for the past 40 years. The expirements performed on her are the most powerful currently in effect (the newer expirements are around 16 years old, not old enough to become a mother). Her DNA shares several strains with Saint Peter himself, and, as with all engineered mothers, am RNA strand called "Dust of Eve," it is unclear what this strain does, specifically, but there are many rumors circling the Convent of a counterpart RNA called "Rib of Adam," along with what magnificent things could happen when the two merge. Throughout her training in the Convent of Saint Judith, she was always ahead of the rest. She showed such amazing capabilities that she became the youngest Mother Superior ever at the age of 23, beating out the old Mother Superior in the traditional contest of Emrys Ahran (details on this particular rite to be elaborated on in game). Other: The Mothers are the reason why the Catholic Church hates both women and science. Always female, this threat of permanent excommunication lurks in the back of every priest's mind. For as soon as a priest is institutionalize he learns of this ancient order. The Mothers have always been at the forefront of scientific advancements in technology as well, all of them are trained from birth in the sciences that will best help their acts look like miracles. Most significant among these are Forensics, Pyrotechnics, and Chemistry. The Plaque over the Convent of Saint Judith reads "We are Original Sin"
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 2:35 pm
Last Updated: 6/07/06 Name: Mitch Ablebody AKA: El Chef� /sheff-ā/ Age: 25 Appearance:Costume: Pajama pants that have seen better days, chef�s shirt that may or may not be stained, chef�s hat or hairnet. Since he's no longer cooking, he wears a shirt & tie with a vest when he's working, which is always. Black and whites are the usual garb, but sometimes he wears brown. That's the luxory of being the wine guy. Primary Power: Incapacitating Gastronomy Secondary Power(s): Heightened Olfactory Sensitivity Weakness: Mitch falls under the normal human class of physical weaknesses; however, the accident has left him emotionally scarred. Personality: After the accident, Mitch has become detached, despondent, and disturbed (not in the "kill everybody" way). After having a bizarre hallucination in the park, Mitch should really seek professional help. His baggage does give him one good quality; he's unable to cope with his accident-related breakup. To compensate, he tends to act extra chivalrous when he encounters sleeping women. When Mitch gets excited, he has a tendency to alliterate and speak in poetic structures, which is, and always has been, wierd because most people will just curse when they're mad. Bio: Mitch�s life as a short order cook was pretty normal. Mitch was often complimented for his delicious meals. He had aspired to combine the five tastes, salty, sour, bitter, pungent, and savory into a single delicious food item, since his sense of smell was incredible since birth. In secret, he had experimented with flavors in search of the perfect meal until one day, in a freak casserole accident; he set fire to his apartment. When the fire was put out, he uncovered the casserole, still largely in tact and miraculously not soaked with water. He tasted the casserole, and passed out for two days. When he awoke, he remembered the distinct flavors dancing around in his mouth, and he had realized he invented the perfect dish, or so he thought. He served it to his girlfriend, who passed out after eating it. When he returned to work, he found that every food he cooked was both amazingly delicious, and debilitating. He had to quit his job and has sworn never to cook again. After a few weeks of unemployment, he returned to the restaraunt as the resident sommelier.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:24 pm
Name: Al Gore AKA: The Politician Age: 58 DoB: March 31 Appearance: 5"8, 180 lb., dark hair and eyes Costume: A knockoff Darth Vader costume with a voice changer Primary Power: Inventor Secondary Power(s): He's Al Gore! Political connections much? Weakness: His voice changer tends to get a lot of feedback Personality: Mr. Gore border on insane. He has no patience for those who fail him and no sense of humor. Revenge on Captain Pasty has become his obsession and woe upon anyone who tries to stop him. Bio: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore Gore, pushed to the limit by the 2000 election, decided the public was unworthy of his genius. He hatched a plan to take back his most precious creation: The Internet! Unfortunately, his plan was foiled by the efforts of a young team of heroes. Calling themselves "The League of Special Individuals," they handed Gore a humiliating defeat. When they broke up a few months later, Gore began to plot evil once more. Now, however, his plans no longer involved reclaiming the Internet but had turned to a personal vendetta against the League's blond-haired leader.
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